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      10-17-2014, 02:44 PM   #7679
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      10-17-2014, 03:03 PM   #7683
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      10-17-2014, 03:10 PM   #7684
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Lol!! I'm loving these! Espcecially the 1-800 number. Simple but clever.

ODB is from BK though.... the word "finna" is not used within the 5 boroughs. That's slang from the Dirty South, not North East... just sayin because I am pretty sure I attended this school, or one or two just like it.
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Lol!! I'm loving these! Espcecially the 1-800 number. Simple but clever.

ODB is from BK though.... the word "finna" is not used within the 5 boroughs. That's slang from the Dirty South, not North East... just sayin because I am pretty sure I attended this school, or one or two just like it.
Actually that was me who did it with Google Chrome's "Inspect Element" feature... I was just bored as hell and randomly made it up with lyrics and interviews that I remembered, combined with some of the slang my African-American coworkers use here in LA (and I wasn't even sure if I was using "finna" correctly LOL).
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      10-17-2014, 04:41 PM   #7687
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Honestly. Who the fuck would design a building to look like a dick. Well..., nevermind. I digress.
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      10-17-2014, 05:25 PM   #7692
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Honestly. Who the fuck would design a building to look like a dick. Well..., nevermind. I digress.
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      10-17-2014, 06:05 PM   #7693
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      10-20-2014, 01:35 PM   #7694
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Actually that was me who did it with Google Chrome's "Inspect Element" feature... I was just bored as hell and randomly made it up with lyrics and interviews that I remembered, combined with some of the slang my African-American coworkers use here in LA (and I wasn't even sure if I was using "finna" correctly LOL).
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I apoplgize if I came off as some sort of Ebonics Nazi. I just find these works to be hilarious, so I though I would provide a little consultation for more accuracy in the future becuase I'm looking forward to seeing a few more in the future!

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      10-20-2014, 03:29 PM   #7695
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This is so stupid, but I thought it was so funny for some reason (probably because it's something I would do)



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This is so stupid, but I thought it was so funny for some reason (probably because it's something I would do)



does it work the same if we switch them around? lets see:

last night i asked my wife to shut the fuck up but she only got louder.
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      10-20-2014, 05:02 PM   #7698
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does it work the same if we switch them around?
Why, yes - yes it does. Ask your wife to top off the oil:

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Actually that was me who did it with Google Chrome's "Inspect Element" feature... I was just bored as hell and randomly made it up with lyrics and interviews that I remembered, combined with some of the slang my African-American coworkers use here in LA (and I wasn't even sure if I was using "finna" correctly LOL).
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LOL when i saw 50 gold 60 platinum.. i started singing Triumph

i was obsessed with that song back in high school
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