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      10-18-2016, 01:07 PM   #749
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DON'T DO IT !

I have already done this in Flemish a couple of months ago for our friend shoei.
It was all about how much I love his shit and non-stop bitching ..
Yesterday I noticed he's still confused about the whole situation ...And Google Translate as well
Theres one difference, I dont need a google translater to read/write my languages...ok, for few words maybe, to be honest.
But I never would paste&copy a text outta an internet translater
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      10-18-2016, 01:45 PM   #750
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Soooo I got through 19 of the 33 pages...is there a pic of this chick any where?
If you PM Lups she'll send you a picture of her.
Still waiting for the pic Lups!
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      10-18-2016, 02:33 PM   #751
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Still waiting for the pic Lups!
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Dude I never pm to anyone, that's a waste of time but hey thanks for making sure my inbox stays full!
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      10-18-2016, 04:55 PM   #752
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Still waiting for the pic Lups!
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Dude I never pm to anyone, that's a waste of time but hey thanks for making sure my inbox stays full!
Not even little ol me?! I am crushed!
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      10-19-2016, 01:09 AM   #753
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Not even little ol me?! I am crushed!
Yeah no, really not my style.
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      10-19-2016, 11:58 AM   #754
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So we all are expecting the cat into the cradle at least. Ok, if its too worth at the end...RUN
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      10-19-2016, 12:03 PM   #755
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My best advice is for her is to go farm to farm in her area, go up the drive and if the man of the residence is out doing ANYTHING (splitting wood, mending fence etc) engage him in conversation. If he speaks intelligently enough without grunting ask if he's single! I am a 6' engineer and have a horse farm with my girl (happily off the market). I was at the neighbor's (also close friend's) farm yesterday and the one single son (also 6' and a handsome guy) who is my age was weedwhacking in his garden (he is the general manager of a VERY classy restaurant and a world renowned chef) as his father was feeding the multitude of high end horses they board (all with a recently fused wrist at the age of 65, years of hard work and semi pro hockey ruined it!). The grandfather was a pilot in WWII, came home and started an aerospace company that took very good care of the family. None of them rested on their laurels and all have made something of themselves in their own way. My point is city life seems to be full of the same thing and the same kind of people. Cutthroat. Back to basics farm life has ideals and ethics. If she can find an intelligent hardworking farm boy, she will be happy plus wont have to waste money on fashion!
I'm so glad you made sure to insert "happily off the market". We wouldn't want your girlfriend to go around harassing female members to accuse them of cheating with you again.
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      10-19-2016, 12:07 PM   #756
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My best advice is for her is to go farm to farm in her area, go up the drive and if the man of the residence is out doing ANYTHING (splitting wood, mending fence etc) engage him in conversation. If he speaks intelligently enough without grunting ask if he's single! I am a 6' engineer and have a horse farm with my girl (happily off the market). I was at the neighbor's (also close friend's) farm yesterday and the one single son (also 6' and a handsome guy) who is my age was weedwhacking in his garden (he is the general manager of a VERY classy restaurant and a world renowned chef) as his father was feeding the multitude of high end horses they board (all with a recently fused wrist at the age of 65, years of hard work and semi pro hockey ruined it!). The grandfather was a pilot in WWII, came home and started an aerospace company that took very good care of the family. None of them rested on their laurels and all have made something of themselves in their own way. My point is city life seems to be full of the same thing and the same kind of people. Cutthroat. Back to basics farm life has ideals and ethics. If she can find an intelligent hardworking farm boy, she will be happy plus wont have to waste money on fashion!
I'm so glad you made sure to insert "happily off the market". We wouldn't want your girlfriend to go around harassing female members to accuse them of cheating with you again.
To be fair though... I think it's common knowledge he does that with anyone with a vagina... It's just his shtick...

However, this photo is still applicable... and "subtly" is NOT your middle name, lol...
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      10-19-2016, 12:11 PM   #757
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To be fair though... I think it's common knowledge he does that with anyone with a vagina... It's just his shtick...

However, this photo is still applicable... and "subtly" is NOT your middle name, lol...
Whoever said I was subtle?
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Lol this fucking thread.
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Lol this fucking thread.
Ain't the worst in ot.

And for the rest of he night, excuse me for everything I do or say.

I'm happily drinking a beer (or six) after a horrible day.
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Ain't the worst in ot.

And for the rest of he night, excuse me for everything I do or say.

I'm happily drinking a beer (or six) after a horrible day.
Lol you haven't changed, love.
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      10-19-2016, 12:19 PM   #761
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I was hoping all the BP single ladies would do this, create a "I need to find a man" thread.
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I was hoping all the BP single ladies would do this, create a "I need to find a man" thread.
Don't regress back to "that guy" again... You have been making great strides...
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I was hoping all the BP single ladies would do this, create a "I need to find a man" thread.
That's luvs, who else?
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Lol you haven't changed, love.
I know you from...?
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No worries, I'm new here.
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No worries, I'm new here.
Right...
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Right...
Your damned PM box is full.


Silly popular dudes.
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That's luvs, who else?
Nope.

No good ever comes from hanging around car forum guys.
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I was hoping all the BP single ladies would do this, create a "I need to find a man" thread.
That's luvs, who else?
Nope.

No good ever comes from hanging around car forum guys.
How do we know it's ALL the guys?? How can we confirm that the problem may not be you? I'm just playing devil's advocate here...
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