LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

P1 · 07-24-2014, 02:03 PM

grimlock · 07-24-2014, 02:35 PM

^
First one, is funny because the implication it's the kid?
2nd, I was wondering why he's having sex with a praying mantis at first.. but I guess it's also funny he's homo now.. but I'm still wondering why bestality isn't his bigger concern

Uber V8 · 07-24-2014, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by P1et

LOL

P1 · 07-24-2014, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

^
First one, is funny because the implication it's the kid?
2nd, I was wondering why he's having sex with a praying mantis at first.. but I guess it's also funny he's homo now.. but I'm still wondering why bestality isn't his bigger concern

No. First one, the monkey is incredibly smart. A genius of sorts, which, in the mind of the reader makes him superior compared to his sort. But then the woman comes in and tell him he ate all the bananas and shat all over the place, bringing him RIGHT down again from a genius to a plain monkey. Nothing to do with the kid.

I think for the praying mantis, he didn't know how to distinguish between male and female...

grimlock · 07-24-2014, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by P1et

No. First one, the monkey is incredibly smart. A genius of sorts, which, in the mind of the reader makes him superior compared to his sort. But then the woman comes in and tell him he ate all the bananas and shat all over the place, bringing him RIGHT down again from a genius to a plain monkey. Nothing to do with the kid.

I think for the praying mantis, he didn't know how to distinguish between male and female...

Sorry, man - I'm not very good at this contextual humor

I get everything the wrong way around

anyone else not get it?

UncleWede · 07-24-2014, 03:20 PM

Panda was experimental and not quite sure yet, butt the fact that the females would kill him was the decision point.

dtn · 07-24-2014, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Panda was experimental and not quite sure yet, butt the fact that the females would kill him was the decision point.

I think P1et got it right.

dtn · 07-24-2014, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

BJ

You're welcome

How old are you that you're still getting with girls that are virgins?

Virgins are boring. I would stay away.

P1 · 07-24-2014, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

Sorry, man - I'm not very good at this contextual humor

I get everything the wrong way around

anyone else not get it?

Let's see if you get this one...

grimlock · 07-24-2014, 03:59 PM

^
lol it's a woodpecker - it makes holes all day.. even with a drill

edit: but WAIT - how did he do it?? the battery is DEAD..

edit2: well, technically it's a drill and a woodpecker makes holes - what do they have to do with each other.. ok. sorry it's not funny anymore

P1 · 07-24-2014, 03:59 PM

P1 · 07-24-2014, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

^
lol it's a woodpecker - it makes holes all day.. even with a drill

edit: but WAIT - how did he do it?? the battery is DEAD..

edit2: well, technically it's a drill and a woodpecker makes holes - what do they have to do with each other.. ok. sorry it's not funny anymore

You got it right!

If you notice, the drill is a different colour. So the woodpecker's drill is fully charged. My favorite bit is when he walks off and gives them a thumbs up.

grimlock · 07-24-2014, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by P1et

You got it right!

If you notice, the drill is a different colour. So the woodpecker's drill is fully charged. My favorite bit is when he walks off and gives them a thumbs up.

Ohhh - he has his own tools

dtn · 07-24-2014, 05:02 PM

Uber V8 · 07-24-2014, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dtn

#dead

DemolitionJim · 07-24-2014, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dtn

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

#dead

#victory

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2011CrazE89 · 07-24-2014, 08:16 PM

Child's drawing depicts mom as a pole dancer when in reality she was trying to sell a shovel.

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2011CrazE89 · 07-27-2014, 01:53 PM

I took this pic of a local wooden sculpture artist when I went to the Bahamas. A year later my wife's friend says oh, that's where the term "woody" comes from. I had no idea what she was talking about until she pointed it out.

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