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Fuck no, finland is too small, I'd be banned if I joined a forum in seconds.
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But I wont sort ya folks out, ey The rest was a typo, was too quick with the phone -.-
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But that's just me. I also have dyslexia so bad I shouldn't be able to use any language while writing, or should I be able to read at all
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Suomi is not one of my spoken scandi-languages...but Sverige og Dansk Ällt er bra?
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No sweat, even google can't translate Finnish. I've studied 14 or so years of german and merely 7 or so English and something like that swedish. Someone having a hard time with us is like a non issue to me man.
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This is perfect! My fiend, er, friend is an engineer!! They would be perfect for each other. Let's hook 'em up!!
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I have already done this in Flemish a couple of months ago for our friend shoei. It was all about how much I love his shit and non-stop bitching .. Yesterday I noticed he's still confused about the whole situation ...And Google Translate as well
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The extremely ideal, large salary, big-dick pool of men on BP are way too much for her friend. Leg humping. Grunting. More leg humping. Cats. Cats. Cats. That's about it.
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I'm too anti social to promise it would happen often, but I have been told by reliable sources I am good company if one doesn't have to be around me ever. And what kind of an engineer? If your friend designs artificial hips for animals we can just send out wedding invitations. If he designs sw, hw or works in any industry I wouldn't invest in, we can save the paper for now.
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मेरे दोस्त तुम कैसे हो
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All other parts of this summary I can almost approve, but you could've mentioned I asked for tips, its not like I'm trying to hook her up here. And cats are out. An other cute animal has to be found.
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Take her drinking? Pretty much lost all my potential girls friends because they went to a bar with friends, and got picked up by some dude. What about a gold fish?
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Ondanks dat ik zwaar verkouden ben , gaat het toch nog wel redelijk goed met mij .
Ik moet wel zeggen dat ik serieus onder de indruk ben van uw Nederlands ! Erg bedankt voor uw schrijven in mijn eigen taal , ik waardeer dit enorm mijn vriend !
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Ik ken eigenlijk alleen maar een beetje Nederlands. Dit is te danken aan het internet. Maar bedankt! |
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Vanaf nu alleen maar in het Nederlands , ik ben echt onder de indruk ! Bedankt Bhai ...
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I like the fish idea!
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I will just leave this here...
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Am I still on the ballot? 35 pages and you haven't found this sex goddess a man yet, it's time you give me a go at it. Full disclosure, I'm only in it for the sex part. I already have a wife, please be reasonable.
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You're horrible!
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My best advice is for her is to go farm to farm in her area, go up the drive and if the man of the residence is out doing ANYTHING (splitting wood, mending fence etc) engage him in conversation. If he speaks intelligently enough without grunting ask if he's single! I am a 6' engineer and have a horse farm with my girl (happily off the market). I was at the neighbor's (also close friend's) farm yesterday and the one single son (also 6' and a handsome guy) who is my age was weedwhacking in his garden (he is the general manager of a VERY classy restaurant and a world renowned chef) as his father was feeding the multitude of high end horses they board (all with a recently fused wrist at the age of 65, years of hard work and semi pro hockey ruined it!). The grandfather was a pilot in WWII, came home and started an aerospace company that took very good care of the family. None of them rested on their laurels and all have made something of themselves in their own way. My point is city life seems to be full of the same thing and the same kind of people. Cutthroat. Back to basics farm life has ideals and ethics. If she can find an intelligent hardworking farm boy, she will be happy plus wont have to waste money on fashion!
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