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      07-26-2016, 12:30 PM   #7261
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Because he put it in your butt??

Wait, you are in white plains, aren't you?

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      07-26-2016, 12:40 PM   #7262
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      07-26-2016, 01:13 PM   #7263
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She looks like a cute little girl with big boobs .
Please check her ass as well..
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I think she's cute and would go on a date with her, just the whole "I like to learn" thing battling. Pretty sure just about everyone likes to learn...., something. No?
Yes, like to learn does not necessarily require a rating scale, percentile rank, or fraction. Hence learning can be accomplished. Though I digress.... 7/10 is generous.

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      07-26-2016, 01:19 PM   #7265
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It was a lyric I wasn't complaining !! It was all in caps lock cause I was excited
glad to hear you are excited about something other than a MBZ
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      07-26-2016, 01:35 PM   #7267
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Dude This Girl Is All Up On My Peen Like Im Playing Hop Scotch
Why are you mad about it?
Want to know how I know he's gay?
Because he put it in your butt??

Wait, you are in white plains, aren't you?

The plot thickens...
NO.

I STUCK IT IN HIS.

And nah, still in socal. Leave Sunday. Want to borrow the i8 ? My last resort is to leave it at creviers showroom as a display while I'm gone so they can put all of there's out for sale.
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      07-26-2016, 01:39 PM   #7268
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And nah, still in socal. Leave Sunday. Want to borrow the i8 ? My last resort is to leave it at creviers showroom as a display while I'm gone so they can put all of there's out for sale.
Can I borrow it instead?
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Dude This Girl Is All Up On My Peen Like Im Playing Hop Scotch
Why are you mad about it?
Want to know how I know he's gay?
Because he put it in your butt??

Wait, you are in white plains, aren't you?

The plot thickens...
NO.

I STUCK IT IN HIS.

And nah, still in socal. Leave Sunday. Want to borrow the i8 ? My last resort is to leave it at creviers showroom as a display while I'm gone so they can put all of there's out for sale.
I volunteer... I volunteer as tribute...
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And nah, still in socal. Leave Sunday. Want to borrow the i8 ? My last resort is to leave it at creviers showroom as a display while I'm gone so they can put all of there's out for sale.
Can I borrow it instead?
Can you sit on....ah fuck it. I already know you'll say no.
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Dude This Girl Is All Up On My Peen Like Im Playing Hop Scotch
Why are you mad about it?
Want to know how I know he's gay?
Because he put it in your butt??

Wait, you are in white plains, aren't you?

The plot thickens...
NO.

I STUCK IT IN HIS.

And nah, still in socal. Leave Sunday. Want to borrow the i8 ? My last resort is to leave it at creviers showroom as a display while I'm gone so they can put all of there's out for sale.
I volunteer... I volunteer as tribute...
You're going to hate the attention. It's made me miss having a normal daily- and assured me my next luxury ride will definitely be another M or maybe amg.

But the thought of going to a Lambo or Ferrari is definitely out the window.
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      07-26-2016, 06:48 PM   #7274
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Good luck! Make a move! Bust out of that friendzone!
Be honest bimmette, no guy just "busts out of the friend zone." When a woman friend zones a dude there's a reason for it:

(1) The woman does not find the guy physically attractive
(2) The woman does not find the guy's personality/drive/ambition appealing
(3) Others?

(1) is the biggest reason. (2) sometimes feeds into (1). If the guy comes off as meek, meager, or lacking in confidence in any way it's a universal turn off to women.

If you're friend zoned for reasons X, Y, and Z, and you don't change X, Y, or Z, you're not breaking out of the friend zone.
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Be honest bimmette, no guy just "busts out of the friend zone." When a woman friend zones a dude there's a reason for it:

(1) The woman does not find the guy physically attractive
(2) The woman does not find the guy's personality/drive/ambition appealing
(3) Others?

(1) is the biggest reason. (2) sometimes feeds into (1). If the guy comes off as meek, meager, or lacking in confidence in any way it's a universal turn off to women.

If you're friend zoned for reasons X, Y, and Z, and you don't change X, Y, or Z, you're not breaking out of the friend zone.
Or the woman can't get Prince charming and settles...
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Or the woman can't get Prince charming and settles...
I may not be prince charming but I'll fuck em til he shows up.
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