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      10-15-2016, 06:24 PM   #705
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Thank you Anna , you know I truly love you !

No...Not kinda sexual love , I talk about friend love .
Dang...Friend love sounds sexy too !
Ohhhhh...Shit ! You know what I mean .
I got it.

Just remind me about the gym thing am. I'm done with my hobbies.
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Soooo I got through 19 of the 33 pages...is there a pic of this chick any where?
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Soooo I got through 19 of the 33 pages...is there a pic of this chick any where?
If you PM Lups she'll send you a picture of her.
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      10-16-2016, 12:55 AM   #709
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Did your friend find love/cat yet?
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Did your friend find love/cat yet?
Because it usually happens in a week, right?
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      10-16-2016, 01:04 AM   #711
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Because it usually happens in a week, right?
Well, if cat...then yes.
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Because it usually happens in a week, right?
Well, if cat...then yes.
I'm gonna DM you about my mouse problem.
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Did your friend find love/cat yet?
I informed her cats is the best option and that internet is bad.

She said that's cool, she can start knitting them outfits.
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Because it usually happens in a week, right?
Love happens instantly
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I informed her cats is the best option and that internet is bad.

She said that's cool, she can start knitting them outfits.

She needs a sewing machine.






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She needs a sewing machine.






So okay, maybe not a cat. A ferret perhaps.

We made it to the second floor of the cabin today and I'm starting to think I truly have to find an other hobby. Two thirds to go and the list of ahit I hate has expanded greatly.
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      10-16-2016, 12:01 PM   #717
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So okay, maybe not a cat. A ferret perhaps.
Do you have any idea how bad ferrets smell? Girls think they're cute but they're going to kill her dating life faster than having 10 cats.
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Do you have any idea how bad ferrets smell? Girls think they're cute but they're going to kill her dating life faster than having 10 cats.
But on the bright side: There would have yo be a dating life to kill!
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LUPS!

My buddy is waiting for some feedback about your friend! Give me a little data to pass onto him!!
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LUPS!

My buddy is waiting for some feedback about your friend! Give me a little data to pass onto him!!
He's your friend. That's a big ass warning sign!

Now if you have tips, I'll take those in to consideration. The pics of a cat dressed up were enough to spook me away from turning her in to a spinster.
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He's your friend. That's a big ass warning sign!

Now if you have tips, I'll take those in to consideration. The pics of a cat dressed up were enough to spook me away from turning her in to a spinster.
Hey! I could say the same!!

What kind of tips do you need? I'm here to help. (But I'm not from the government so you don't need to be scared.)
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He's your friend. That's a big ass warning sign!

Now if you have tips, I'll take those in to consideration. The pics of a cat dressed up were enough to spook me away from turning her in to a spinster.
Hey! I could say the same!!

What kind of tips do you need? I'm here to help. (But I'm not from the government so you don't need to be scared.)
I'll take some stock tips. I promise it'll just be between you and I. Make sure it's good enough to cover the cost of a 911 turbo.
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Good morning, Lups!
It's almost seven pm and getting dark here so good morning to you too!

Oh btw. Thanks for being a bitch at times. Could you time that to every ocasion i mention I'm going to build something in the future?

Such a fucking disaster day at the site I have no words, and all fingers point to yoyrs truly as the reason for the failures. Fun!


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Hey! I could say the same!!

What kind of tips do you need? I'm here to help. (But I'm not from the government so you don't need to be scared.)
Hey I admit my life is by far the worst example to give to a 23 year old. I've had fun and I've done shit normal people just say they dream of doing, but then again I think she's witnessed enough to know better than to think of me as an example.

She's the girl who time after time answers her phone when I need help hauling furniture around and when ever I've needed a babysitter, she'd take the job.

There has to be information on men that'll help to find a normal bloke. She basically needs an engineer with a streak that'll allow a tolerance for insanity (I'm not letting her to ditch my family to gain her her own.)

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I'll take some stock tips. I promise it'll just be between you and I. Make sure it's good enough to cover the cost of a 911 turbo.
I've played with outokumpu and outotech since early spring. on that field you can find big short gainers and I expect big profits from that field in the next five years.
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It's almost seven pm and getting dark here so good morning to you too!

Oh btw. Thanks for being a bitch at times. Could you time that to every ocasion i mention I'm going to build something in the future?

Such a fucking disaster day at the site I have no words, and all fingers point to yoyrs truly as the reason for the failures. Fun!




Hey I admit my life is by far the worst example to give to a 23 year old. I've had fun and I've done shit normal people just say they dream of doing, but then again I think she's witnessed enough to know better than to think of me as an example.

She's the girl who time after time answers her phone when I need help hauling furniture around and when ever I've needed a babysitter, she'd take the job.

There has to be information on men that'll help to find a normal bloke. She basically needs an engineer with a streak that'll allow a tolerance for insanity (I'm not letting her to ditch my family to gain her her own.)



I've played with outokumpu and outotech since early spring. on that field you can find big short gainers and I expect big profits from that field in the next five years.
They dont have some local car forums in Finland where you can go recruit a few leg humpers to help you with your projects?
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