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      12-21-2011, 09:37 AM   #639
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      12-21-2011, 09:44 AM   #640
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Not at all sir, not at all! I would have done it for free
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      12-21-2011, 10:04 AM   #641
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lolz this thread is alive.



Wakka tags ftw.
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      12-21-2011, 10:08 AM   #642
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was that her response?
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      12-21-2011, 01:46 PM   #643
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lolz this thread is alive.



Wakka tags ftw.
best one is 'waka foka yo mama'
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      12-21-2011, 07:52 PM   #644
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The tags are actually amazing
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      02-22-2012, 10:16 PM   #645
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Workin on 1, give me a few minutes, ding wrk druknk as fuclk.. Will post screenie.

Met this girl a few weeks ago in class, drunk texting went better than expected! I've only fingered and ate her out so this wa s a bit if a surprised.

I asked if she could find a friend and she replied"

Granted not quite the nature of the thread, but great success nonetheless.com
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Straight PIITB. Then eat dumplings.

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      02-23-2012, 01:12 AM   #646
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^disturbing. Quality suffers with talk like that IMO
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      02-23-2012, 07:08 AM   #647
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Wow epic thread revival. And pics of that girl or she's busted.
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      02-23-2012, 09:47 AM   #648
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^disturbing. Quality suffers with talk like that IMO
I'm not trying to marry the girl.

Pics to follow

... not sure why i went from drunk typing to sounding sober, or why i put .com and the end of it. lol
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      02-23-2012, 02:21 PM   #649
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ahahaha this was always an action packed thread!
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      02-25-2012, 12:11 PM   #650
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can't believe I missed this thread.... Reminds me of the old days...

and for the record... going for ice cream can just mean ice cream and sex. I found this out multiple times.
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      02-25-2012, 01:12 PM   #651
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ME: hey *****, what are you doing?
HER:hey!!!!, long time no talk. what have you been up to?
ME: nothing, same ol shit, just here at home thinking about you
HER:wtf, its been like 3 months since i spoke to you
ME: i know its because i wanted to ask you something.
ME: when you going to let me tap dat?
HER:WHAT? what's wrong with you? are you ok?
ME: yea im ok, so when is this going down
HER:I'm with my boyfriend retardo.
ME: tell dat ***** to go home and ill swing by...
ME: so is it going down? or your not going to be my friend no more
HER:dont you have a girlfriend?
ME: yes i do, and your point is?????????
HER:Then go tap her
ME: Already did, but i want to tap you NOW
HER:You are something, Where are you?
ME: waiting for you.....
ME: Helloooo
ME: ok, fine.... i see how it is, be that way.

15minutes later

HER:Sorry, you can come over now.
ME: NVM, your mean
ME: wtf, you serious????
HER:well, you can come over. i dont know about the sex part.
ME: wheres ****?
HER:I told him to go home
ME: wtf, lol. what did you tell him
HER:I just made up some shit up
ME: ohh snap, but im not going if i cant tap that
HER:Are you coming or what, im tired
ME: damn *******, all this time that i have known you and you never let me tap that, why now?
HER:shut up, you never asked
ME: well im tired, going to sleep..
ME: ill talk to you later, lol.
HER:what?
HER:hello.
HER:hello!!!!!
HER:FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!
She's right.
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      02-26-2012, 06:06 PM   #652
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http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/th...azy-looks-like

and if you dont want to listen to it, here it is in text form:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/this-...text-messaging
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I've been down this road before..... a couple times.... not cool.... nightmare worthy.

and you don't have to promise that you'll talk to them later and they will still do this. It's basically what happens when you're nice to them.
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      02-20-2013, 05:11 PM   #654
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Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: What you doin?
Her: Walking the halls
Me: Ohh eye sea, I have a quick questions
Her: Ok what
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: This is not lazarus -_-
Me: ??! Yes it is!
Her: Why are you asking?
Me: because i want to know when!!!!!!
Her: Umm whenever your ready?? Idk
Me: Word? So if i wanted to go pick you up tonight you would be down?
Her: Maybe...?
Her: Lol
Me: What about your boyfriend?
Her: I dont have one anymore
Me: Ok well i cant tonight
Her: -_____-
Her: Boo
Her: R u busy Saturday??????


EPIC WIN
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      02-20-2013, 05:26 PM   #655
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holy shat, how did that get on the internet.
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      02-20-2013, 11:29 PM   #656
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Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: What you doin?
Her: Walking the halls
Me: Ohh eye sea, I have a quick questions
Her: Ok what
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: This is not lazarus -_-
Me: ??! Yes it is!
Her: Why are you asking?
Me: because i want to know when!!!!!!
Her: Umm whenever your ready?? Idk
Me: Word? So if i wanted to go pick you up tonight you would be down?
Her: Maybe...?
Her: Lol
Me: What about your boyfriend?
Her: I dont have one anymore
Me: Ok well i cant tonight
Her: -_____-
Her: Boo
Her: R u busy Saturday??????


EPIC WIN
R u busy Saturday??????
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      02-22-2013, 03:35 AM   #657
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lol i remember this thread! haha
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      02-24-2013, 04:51 AM   #658
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Yep. I just read all 31 pages. lol
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R u busy Saturday??????
I dunno, ill have to check with my girlfriend! [o_0]
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