[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

And STILL you can't make guacamole?????

My spidey-senses are starting to tingle. I think it's like all the Mexican women in my office: they just SAY my guac is good so I will keep making it and they don't have to.

Lol! I doubt anyone who can cook actual Mexican food would classify my stuff as such. My kids did like your version of guacamole better than mine and they are pissed with me for losing the recipe.

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Well. You can't ask me to help. I'm too introverted and too nerdy. I have no vices and no debts. I'm multi lingual but can't dance. Sing like an angel but most of all. I'm so increadibly boring.

Lastly I'm taken.

Other than that though.... jk.

All I have is advise.

So you're like a finn? Seriously, I could've written that about my spouse.

Boring is good too, I'm married to the most boring man in the universe but he never complains too loudly when my mildly free spirit and gigantic ego gets us in trouble.

Sure, at times he drinks two beers and then decides to have a conversation with me about some new technology and I nod until my beck hurts until he busts me for not understanding the benefits of it. That happens a few times a year, he is a mute for the rest of the time.

Serious question, do you wear pants on your free time? If not, you should ask your doctor to check you up for heart diseases. There is no way you're not carrying the finn genes if you check that mark too and we have a high death rate with heart conditions.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Old studies correlated Scandinavian languages to old Dalmatian. Millions of years ago when the first Europeans settled Europe proper (along the Adriatic) after a few thousand years a branch headed straight north to settle the north. Genetic markers exist.

That being said the old Dalmatian language died over 100 years ago and my grandmothers both lived to be 85 and 94. Grandfather was 80. Other grandfather killed by communists. I expect to be long lived.

Most importantly. You gots to be able to laugh together.

My free time is either in sweats and in a garden or pants in a bar.

Damn, you got the laughter part then, and the pants.

Goodie, yet an other thread that shows clearly why Canadians always end up making the rest of us look bad.

It's below zero here now. I'm starting to reconsider this camping idea of mine.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Oh that's cuz Canada is a freaking great place.

Everybody knows. Even your mooses are better at killing people than ours

[aozer]

31 pages and not a single pic...

[Jaghave]

Originally Posted by aozer

31 pages and not a single pic...

It keeps the imagination active.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

It keeps the imagination active.

Dude, I got 1 run in at ATCO before the track closed.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah no.

See norway got oil and fjords and mountains, Sweden got the nice people and the easy language and some mountains and hockey, us finns got bad food, flat land, a Russian border and families so bad anyone becomes a fast driver to get away from them and a love for hockey.

The basketball player I went out with was tall for sure, but between those stupid shorts men insist wearing and those idiotic hats, that was never gonna happen. I'm sad to admit I never even was tempted to find out if he was optional in every way.

I'm sleeping in a tent tonight to start out early at the construction site tomorrow and for this I'll even add shitty weather for the reasons to avoid finland with passion.

Lups I know about the basketball short shorts, but what the fuck is a basketball hat?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Lups I know about the basketball short shorts, but what the fuck is a basketball hat?

Condom. Lups was just being oddly polite.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by aozer

31 pages and not a single pic...

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[Dang3r]

Alright, I you my phonejoker...WAIT! No, Im buying the two OO's

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Lups I know about the basketball short shorts, but what the fuck is a basketball hat?

Dear god, I'm needed even for fashion tips now.

Caps are in three segments.

1 safety caps, which can only have a logo of a few ice hockey teams, only three of them are from nhl and in no way does them hitting this highly respected status mean the teams they have been selected from are any good.

2. Baseball caps, which are everything not horribly ugly and I for one can't understand why some game is mentioned in the name.

3. Everything overly flashy and with a useless flap. Then you refer them as any sport and cap word attached and you have to use a voice that makes it clear you disapprove.

This is the end of my first and last fashion lecture and I truly hope you learned from this.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dear god, I'm needed even for fashion tips now.

Caps are in three segments.

1 safety caps, which can only have a logo of a few ice hockey teams, only three of them are from nhl and in no way does them hitting this highly respected status mean the teams they have been selected from are any good.

2. Baseball caps, which are everything not horribly ugly and I for one can't understand why some game is mentioned in the name.

3. Everything overly flashy and with a useless flap. Then you refer them as any sport and cap word attached and you have to use a voice that makes it clear you disapprove.

This is the end of my first and last fashion lecture and I truly hope you learned from this.

That's not true - you've absolutely given me lectures about dresses you can wear while driving that get you out of speeding tickets.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Alright, I you my phonejoker...WAIT! No, Im buying the two OO's

I'm just curious... Do you and Belgium understand what the other is saying? Because there are many a times I don't know if anyone else does...

[The Choosey begger]

I think mama Anna is testing the waters pretending to look for a man for a friend. Lol

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Biorin

That's not true - you've absolutely given me lectures about dresses you can wear while driving that get you out of speeding tickets.

Yes, but those have been done in private. Do you know how long I'd have a license if Shoei, phil, jt and the other guys here started using the same ones as I do?!

And thank you for making sure everyone knows I have discussed fashion before.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

I think mama Anna is testing the waters pretending to look for a man for a friend. Lol

Yes. I've been in love with you for years and this is how far I had to go to get your attention.

But I'm highly flattered that you think my ego is big enough to describe myself as hot, smart and nice. This is the first time you've said something nice to me and I thank you for this.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yes, but those have been done in private. Do you know how long I'd have a license if Shoei, phil, jt and the other guys here started using the same ones as I do?!

And thank you for making sure everyone knows I have discussed fashion before.

I actually am firmly entrenched in the belief that you should probably have lost your license quite some time ago... That and I also believe the reason you left the country is probably due to some driving arrest... That or your fashion tips you have given in private...

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yes. I've been in love with you for years and this is how far I had to go to get your attention.

But I'm highly flattered that you think my ego is big enough to describe myself as hot, smart and nice. This is the first time you've said something nice to me and I thank you for this.

I thought maybe the hubby is getting tired of your shit, so this was plan B. My bad lol

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

I actually am firmly entrenched in the belief that you should probably have lost your license quite some time ago... That and I also believe the reason you left the country is probably due to some driving arrest... That or your fashion tips you have given in private...

Hey watch it! I am a very kind driver who seldom speeds.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

I thought maybe the hubby is getting tired of your shit, so this was plan B. My bad lol

Dude I've got kids, hobbies and I even manage to work at times. All I need is a dildo and my life is perfect.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'm just curious... Do you and Belgium understand what the other is saying? Because there are many a times I don't know if anyone else does...

That's really strange my friend because a few days ago I heard on here that my English is just perfect....
But yeah...I saw as well that my German friend sometimes goes with the wrong button..
BTW....How are you brother ?

Note: Do you understand my words brother ?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude I've got kids, hobbies and I even manage to work at times. All I need is a dildo and my life is perfect.

Dear Anna ,
You need a dildo ?
Here is the latest on the market and it's really in !
I'm sure he would love it...