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      07-21-2016, 12:41 PM   #6711
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You two need to get a bedroom and one of those walk in bathtubs to share.
He's too high maintenance....unlike you, beer and foosball kinda date

We need to hit the Motoplex again when the weather cools. Too freakin hot right now.
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      07-21-2016, 12:42 PM   #6712
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You two need to get a bedroom and one of those walk in bathtubs to share.
Or, or !!! Now hear me out here...

We can use your soon to be crossbow and collect our insurance money plus any other valuables after his untimely, err, long overdue / put out to pasture demise?

I'll split it with you fifty-fifty... He's been getting a little long in the tooth as of lately anyways...
Come at me brah....

It's about to be that alligator/tadpole thing again
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      07-21-2016, 12:47 PM   #6713
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Or, or !!! Now hear me out here...

We can use your soon to be crossbow and collect our insurance money plus any other valuables after his untimely, err, long overdue / put out to pasture demise?

I'll split it with you fifty-fifty... He's been getting a little long in the tooth as of lately anyways...
I totes hear you. I mean, I wouldn't want to suffer when I'm THAT old and would rather have someone just put me down, seems like the most humane thing we can do at this point.

50/50 is good. The other people I negotiate with want all the earnings to themselves, like 1MOD, he's greedy.
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      07-21-2016, 12:55 PM   #6714
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He's too high maintenance....unlike you, beer and foosball kinda date

We need to hit the Motoplex again when the weather cools. Too freakin hot right now.
Yeah I'm a cheap date, but damnit I'm classy at the same time!


Hell yeah man, that was a riot. Some of them kids knew how to rip. The shifter karts that were out before us would be even better.

We could go to Rush Hour, the indoor track out this way. Haven't been yet but looks pretty sweet.
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      07-21-2016, 01:05 PM   #6715
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ITT: Bunch of one night stands and failed relationships, but the only real relationship developing here is between Axius and ASBSECU E93



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      07-21-2016, 01:08 PM   #6716
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ITT: Bunch of one night stands and failed relationships, but the only real relationship developing here is between Axius and ASBSECU E93



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Developing? Please, I had him on a hook the first day we met and got beers together.


Also, don't hate on my one nighters. Each one was just as special as the last. If only I could remember their names. Although, there was stinky vag Charise. She'll go down in the history books.
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      07-21-2016, 01:25 PM   #6717
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the mind is always the first thing to go
SECOND thing to go.







Can't remember what first thing was
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      07-21-2016, 01:26 PM   #6718
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A lot of companies don't allow inter-work relations, so if you can get the HR girl to bend the rules then you know you're doing something right.
I tried that at my last job. She wasn't having it.

At my current company, there are so many more attractive girls. But I have to act like a responsible human being since I'm supposed to be kind of important or something.
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      07-21-2016, 01:28 PM   #6719
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Axius - I'm down for a road trip your way! I need to swing by BPC anyway.
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      07-21-2016, 01:33 PM   #6720
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I tried that at my last job. She wasn't having it.

At my current company, there are so many more attractive girls. But I have to act like a responsible human being since I'm supposed to be kind of important or something.
I do not mix work and pleasure. It only asks for trouble. There's a chick that works in back that I know I could easily plow, but she already started saying something to operators. Once she did that, I clarified that I don't even want to talk to her. Then she cried.

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Axius - I'm down for a road trip your way! I need to swing by BPC anyway.
Sweet! I'm out of state until the 1st of the month, so maybe we can plan something the following weekend?
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      07-21-2016, 08:17 PM   #6721
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Cute face, huh :
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      07-21-2016, 08:20 PM   #6722
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      07-21-2016, 08:22 PM   #6723
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      07-21-2016, 08:26 PM   #6724
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Does cute mean rather ugly now. I can't keep up with the new lingo the kids use.
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He's still gonna get sprung anyways... Giving chicks hope everywhere, one Smoosh at a time...
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Sorry but....HAHAHAHAHA!!!


U no cleavage shot?
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      07-21-2016, 08:43 PM   #6727
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He's still gonna get sprung anyways... Giving chicks hope everywhere, one Smoosh at a time...
I super liked her to give false hope :
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      07-21-2016, 08:47 PM   #6728
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      07-21-2016, 08:48 PM   #6729
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@///M Power-Belgium buddy, can you confirm if M/F?
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      07-21-2016, 08:50 PM   #6730
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      07-21-2016, 08:51 PM   #6731
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I super liked her to give false hope :
smoosh Even the pope is on Tinder and thought...Jesus Christ !
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