Tinder/Dating Apps

smoosh · 07-21-2016, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Fixed it for you

I'd commend you on your attempt but it's shoei for a reason... Got nothing to do with shoes...

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///M Power-Belgium · 07-21-2016, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

How the hell did you find me?!

I saw the eyes from your Avatar and thought it must be him !

ASBSECU E93 · 07-21-2016, 10:23 AM

shoei - Do you even know me?!?!

I've been out of AAPL for a year now - That relationship could only go so far

The way you drive cars - I would be in constant fear from beyond the grave for Ms. Piggy.

You can have the current S/C kit....I'll have moved onto a Stroked Harrop set-up by then

AND...FTR, if I recall correctly, I can count the number of years difference in our age on my fingers....

*soaking in the warm glow of validation*....or maybe its my pee...I don't know, I'm drunk.

Axius · 07-21-2016, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

The 2001 olympics that never happened?

Are you trying to say that Lups pool doesn't exist either?!?

Dude you're so high right now it's not even funny!

shoei · 07-21-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

shoei - Do you even know me?!?!

I've been out of AAPL for a year now - That relationship could only go so far

The way you drive cars - I would be in constant fear from beyond the grave for Ms. Piggy.

You can have the current S/C kit....I'll have moved onto a Stroked Harrop set-up by then

AND...FTR, if I recall correctly, I can count the number of years difference in our age on my fingers....

*soaking in the warm glow of validation*....or maybe its my pee...I don't know, I'm drunk.

Fingers AND toes?!!! Glaucoma... The struggle is real...

shoei · 07-21-2016, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by shoei

The 2001 olympics that never happened?

Are you trying to say that Lups pool doesn't exist either?!?

Dude you're so high right now it's not even funny!

It was the 2000 Olympics !!!!

Sheesh... You people...

Axius · 07-21-2016, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

It was the 2000 Olympics !!!!

Sheesh... You people...

..., WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"!?!?!?!

*GETS ON PHONE WITH BLM*

Aatish · 07-21-2016, 11:32 AM

Right, proper date for next week. Might just show up at her work with a coffee for shits and giggles.

BwoodBMW · 07-21-2016, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Right, proper date for next week. Might just show up at her work with a coffee for shits and giggles.

If you don't already know her colleagues it's an aggressive move, and I respect that.

bimmette · 07-21-2016, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Right, proper date for next week. Might just show up at her work with a coffee for shits and giggles.

If she has a serious job, I would advise against that.

Axius · 07-21-2016, 12:08 PM

Go for the girls that work in HR, it's more challenging.

Aatish · 07-21-2016, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

If you don't already know her colleagues it's an aggressive move, and I respect that.

Lol, her colleagues know about me.

Aatish · 07-21-2016, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

If she has a serious job, I would advise against that.

It's a semi serious job. Probably won't go until near the end of her day. Also, her boss is a good friend of mine.

Aatish · 07-21-2016, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Go for the girls that work in HR, it's more challenging.

Elaborate, good sir.

Axius · 07-21-2016, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Elaborate, good sir.

A lot of companies don't allow inter-work relations, so if you can get the HR girl to bend the rules then you know you're doing something right.

Aatish · 07-21-2016, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

A lot of companies don't allow inter-work relations, so if you can get the HR girl to bend the rules then you know you're doing something right.

Hmm, never thought of it like that. I like a challenge.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-21-2016, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

shoei - Do you even know me?!?!

I've been out of AAPL for a year now - That relationship could only go so far

The way you drive cars - I would be in constant fear from beyond the grave for Ms. Piggy.

You can have the current S/C kit....I'll have moved onto a Stroked Harrop set-up by then

AND...FTR, if I recall correctly, I can count the number of years difference in our age on my fingers....

*soaking in the warm glow of validation*....or maybe its my pee...I don't know, I'm drunk.

Fingers AND toes?!!! Glaucoma... The struggle is real...

Glaucoma...?

WTH does that have to do with memory and ability to count

Seems like old age has hit you early....the mind is always the first thing to go

ASBSECU E93 · 07-21-2016, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

If you don't already know her colleagues it's an aggressive move, and I respect that.

Lol, her colleagues know about me.

Colleagues...?

Sound like she in a professional field?

shoei · 07-21-2016, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

shoei - Do you even know me?!?!

I've been out of AAPL for a year now - That relationship could only go so far

The way you drive cars - I would be in constant fear from beyond the grave for Ms. Piggy.

You can have the current S/C kit....I'll have moved onto a Stroked Harrop set-up by then

AND...FTR, if I recall correctly, I can count the number of years difference in our age on my fingers....

*soaking in the warm glow of validation*....or maybe its my pee...I don't know, I'm drunk.

Fingers AND toes?!!! Glaucoma... The struggle is real...

Glaucoma...?

WTH does that have to do with memory and ability to count

Seems like old age has hit you early....the mind is always the first thing to go

Can't count if you can't SEE, can you, King Tutankhamun?

Axius · 07-21-2016, 12:29 PM

You two need to get a bedroom and one of those walk in bathtubs to share.

Aatish · 07-21-2016, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Colleagues...?

Sound like she in a professional field?

She works in the financial sector, so I guess you could say that.

shoei · 07-21-2016, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You two need to get a bedroom and one of those walk in bathtubs to share.

Or, or !!! Now hear me out here...

We can use your soon to be crossbow and collect our insurance money plus any other valuables after his untimely, err, long overdue / put out to pasture demise?

I'll split it with you fifty-fifty... He's been getting a little long in the tooth as of lately anyways...

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