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      07-21-2016, 02:27 AM   #6667
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Isn't it past your bed time old timer
I'm usually up late or very early....it's all relative to your location to the prime meridian.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      07-21-2016, 02:28 AM   #6668
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I'm not right coast like asb
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      07-21-2016, 02:33 AM   #6669
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I'm not right coast like asb
So right - it can't be wrong.
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      07-21-2016, 02:34 AM   #6670
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Looks like bingo ran late tonight...
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      07-21-2016, 02:35 AM   #6671
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Feels like I'm in an online retirement community with you oldies
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      07-21-2016, 02:35 AM   #6672
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Looks like bingo ran late tonight...
What's the new dance in da club nowadays Grand Pa?!?!
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Feels like I'm in an online retirement community with you oldies
Get the fuq out then...
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Is shoei a gramps too
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      07-21-2016, 02:41 AM   #6675
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Looks like bingo ran late tonight...
What's the new dance in da club nowadays Grand Pa?!?!
Sure as shit ain't the Minuet... Ya know, what you were rocking out on the dance floor back when Queen Elizabeth I was being crowned... You remember, don't you?
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Is shoei a gramps too
No, this blubbering fool keeps calling me gramps and he's old enough to be my pops...
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Is he winning the race to the grave
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      07-21-2016, 02:44 AM   #6678
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Feels like I'm in an online retirement community with you oldies
Get the fuq out then...
I'll rip your fucking catheter out you old fart
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Is he winning the race to the grave
Winning? He's like usain bolt lapping me and shiet multiple times...
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Although, I hope he doesn't cross that finish line any time soon... Contrary to our bantering, I got nothing but mad respect for the dude...

That and if that finish line comes soon, dibs on the ESS supercharger kit, miss piggy, and the beach property in FL... Oh, and the stockpiles of bonds, stocks, and cash he's probably got buried on his property... Don't let his senile ramblings fool you - he's got AAPL stock stored away like a squirrel...
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      07-21-2016, 02:54 AM   #6681
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ITT:

Youngins trying to smoosh.
Oldies talking about crossing the finish line.

"Smoosh's Law": in every thread, ye shall witness life and death come full circle.

Patent that shit
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      07-21-2016, 03:02 AM   #6683
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Don't tell me what to do dad

Where your ass been at all this time
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      07-21-2016, 03:03 AM   #6684
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ITT:

Youngins trying to LATCH.
Oldies talking about crossing the finish line.

"Smoosh's Law": in every thread, ye shall witness latching and crying about ho's...

Patent that shit
Fixed it for you...
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      07-21-2016, 03:04 AM   #6685
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Don't tell me what to do dad

Where your ass been at all this time
You just went full Verbiage... Never go full Verbiage...
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      07-21-2016, 03:07 AM   #6686
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Youngins trying to LATCH.
Oldies talking about crossing the finish line.

"Smoosh's Law": in every thread, ye shall witness latching and crying about ho's...

Patent that shit
I dislike shoes
Fixed it for you
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Don't tell me what to do dad

Where your ass been at all this time
You just went full Verbiage... Never go full Verbiage...
Like father like son :
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Fixed it for you
I'd commend you on your attempt but it's shoei for a reason... Got nothing to do with shoes...

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