Confess here

King Rudi · 09-08-2021, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Did they get sidetracked on the way down?

It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out!

With all the GI comments made by her, sidetracked or complete avoidance seemed like the right move.

TiMSport · 09-08-2021, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

With all the GI comments made by her, sidetracked or compete avoidance seemed like the right move.

Lol, you are correct sir.

shoei · 09-08-2021, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

but are you getting laid?

Heh, I am. Daily. And I'm still like this. Could you imagine being around me on a daily basis if I wasn't? I don't even want to think about it.

[SIZE="1"]Honestly Doc, after a while it loses it's temporal effect. It's like eating, it's just something I do.[/SIZE]

Aahhhh. Go for "stranger sex", switch it up.

Use your non dominant hand.

MsGoGoMoto · 09-08-2021, 09:12 PM

Today……

I went off to work wearing one of my house shoes and one of my slip on sneakers.
The feel the same
Look the same… almost.

I was in a rush..

Ended up opening the frunk and wearing my workbooks with office attire.

UncleWede · 09-08-2021, 11:12 PM

If I win powerball, I'm following Christina Cindrich around the world. She looks so lonely having dinner all by her lonesome.

Did I mention her feet?

upstatedoc · 09-08-2021, 11:21 PM

Pic?

TiMSport · 09-08-2021, 11:24 PM

I confess that I have a hard time understanding people that put Apple(Mac) decals on their car. It's like who gives a shit that you are a proud Mac owner? It's almost as bad as those who put stickers on their car bragging about their kids being on the honor roll of their school. NO ONE gives a f***!

King Rudi · 09-09-2021, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Aahhhh. Go for "stranger sex", switch it up.

Use your non dominant hand.

For "The Stranger" I prefer to use my feet.

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

I confess that I have a hard time understanding people that put Apple(Mac) decals on their car. It's like who gives a shit that you are a proud Mac owner? It's almost as bad as those who put stickers on their car bragging about their kids being on the honor roll of their school. NO ONE gives a f***!

Yes!!! I have often thought about this as well. At one point, I had joked about getting a 'PC" sticker or a windows sticker for my car, but then I realized this would only start some form of dialogue with a someone I most likely don't want to speak with. I have come to realize this is the downfall of being a smart ass.

My favorite "Proud Parent" stickers are the one stating something to the effect of "Proud Parent of XYZ Prison inmate."

cmyx6go · 09-09-2021, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

For "The Stranger" I prefer to use my feet.

Yes!!! I have often thought about this as well. At one point, I had joked about getting a 'PC" sticker or a windows sticker for my car, but then I realized this would only start some form of dialogue with a someone I most likely don't want to speak with. I have come to realize this is the downfall of being a smart ass.

My favorite "Proud Parent" stickers are the one stating something to the effect of "Proud Parent of XYZ Prison inmate."

Did you ever see the one "My kid kicked the ass of your honor student" or something like that?

King Rudi · 09-09-2021, 09:01 AM

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Did you ever see the one "My kid kicked the ass of your honor student" or something like that?

I've seen that one too! I'd like to have one that reads "Proud parent of kid that managed to survive adolescence."

Perhaps we should start making some to say whatever we want.

Proud parent of a kid that can have a conversation without texting

Proud parent of an employed child

Proud parent of a kid that moved out

Proud parent of kid that doesn't pee on the seat

Proud parent of a child that doesn't use social media

Proud parent of a kid that doesn't put fake ///M badges on BMW's

Proud parent of a kid who knows what their elbow smells like.

You get the gist.

Tommy-G · 09-09-2021, 09:59 AM

Proud parent of a kid who doesn’t sit in my basement playing video games all day

TiMSport · 09-09-2021, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

I've seen that one too! I'd like to have one that reads "Proud parent of kid that managed to survive adolescence."

Perhaps we should start making some to say whatever we want.

Proud parent of a kid that can have a conversation without texting

Proud parent of an employed child

Proud parent of a kid that moved out

Proud parent of kid that doesn't pee on the seat

Proud parent of a child that doesn't use social media

Proud parent of a kid that doesn't put fake ///M badges on BMW's

Proud parent of a kid who knows what their elbow smells like.

You get the gist.

Sounds like a new thread idea. Lol.

Littlebear · 09-09-2021, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

I confess that I have a hard time understanding people that put Apple(Mac) decals on their car. It's like who gives a shit that you are a proud Mac owner? It's almost as bad as those who put stickers on their car bragging about their kids being on the honor roll of their school. NO ONE gives a f***!

I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true, you aren't allowed in many of the coffee bars in Brklyn if you carry a windows machine....

TiMSport · 09-09-2021, 12:20 PM

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I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true, you aren't allowed in many of the coffee bars in Brklyn if you carry a windows machine....

Sounds like a bunch of stuck up d-bags hang out in Brooklyn coffee bars. I'll just grind my own thank you very much.

Littlebear · 09-09-2021, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Sounds like a bunch of stuck up d-bags hang out in Brooklyn coffee bars. I'll just grind my own thank you very much.

At least they don't all have goatees anymore....

TiMSport · 09-09-2021, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Littlebear

At least they don't all have goatees anymore....

Man buns?

King Rudi · 09-09-2021, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Littlebear

At least they don't all have goatees anymore....

No, goatees would be indicative of their gender. We don't even get that anymore. No clue if they are male or female, 86 the goatee and add pajama/lounge pants, neck tattoos and blue hair.

TiMSport · 09-09-2021, 01:39 PM

Yummy.

Littlebear · 09-09-2021, 01:39 PM

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Man buns?

Yes, mine are still very nice, thank you very much!

Wait. You mean hair? Never mind....

I think Brklyn is a little too tough to be a major Man Hair Bun area.

We haven't gone full Cherry Grove, Fire Island... yet.

UncleWede · 09-09-2021, 01:43 PM

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Pic?

Wow, I had no idea . . .

https://pics.wikifeet.com/Christina-...et-5610108.jpg

Littlebear · 09-09-2021, 01:46 PM

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No, goatees would be indicative of their gender. We don't even get that anymore. No clue if they are male or female, 86 the goatee and add pajama/lounge pants, neck tattoos and blue hair.

A girl in my building I watched grow up is now back from college. She changed her name to 'Finn', and is now non-gender identifying (if that's the correct way to put it). And she had blue hair!

TiMSport · 09-09-2021, 01:53 PM

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A girl in my building I watched grow up is now back from college. She changed her name to 'Finn', and is now non-gender identifying (if that's the correct way to put it). And she had blue hair!

Jesus H. Just another reminder why I'm glad I didn't grow up in this generation. WTF happened?

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