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      07-20-2016, 09:25 PM   #6623
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Not only is the chick sitting on toilet, but somebody else is there taking the picture. WTF! I wonder if she's prepping for anal or recovering from anal.
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      07-20-2016, 09:26 PM   #6624
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Nah its okay smoosh just quit calling me in tears over dome hairy pitted witch dumping you
Woah woah woah

I cut THAT witch off

But if I need you bro...you not gonna be there for me ?
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      07-20-2016, 09:27 PM   #6625
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      07-20-2016, 09:27 PM   #6626
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Not only is the chick sitting on toilet, but somebody else is there taking the picture. WTF! I wonder if she's prepping for anal or recovering from anal.
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      07-20-2016, 09:27 PM   #6627
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      07-20-2016, 09:28 PM   #6628
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      07-20-2016, 09:29 PM   #6629
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Shoot for a hot midget next
Dickheight ?
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      07-20-2016, 09:31 PM   #6630
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      07-20-2016, 09:37 PM   #6631
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For the chicks on here..

Jerrey, 23

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      07-20-2016, 09:39 PM   #6632
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hold up did you find this on the internet or on your app?
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      07-20-2016, 09:41 PM   #6633
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hold up did you find this on the internet or on your app?
=> https://www.google.be/search?hl=nl&s...30.g9sZKgPqxEU
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Serious question- do people usually end up with serious relationships off Tinder or is it more of a f*cking app?
Amy Williams did

(she was that chick that raced the mini on a skeleton bob in Lillehammer on a Top Gear episode)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...pp-Tinder.html
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why dont you get on this shit and lets seee what you come up with
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      07-20-2016, 09:43 PM   #6636
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*shoe*i

Get it lol

*SHOE*I

DO YOU FUCKING GET IT OR NAH?!
I get that, it's the artwork of a 5 year old that I don't get...
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      07-20-2016, 09:47 PM   #6637
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why dont you get on this shit and lets seee what you come up with
I find the whole Tinder circus ridiculous and don't need it , chicks come to me .
The crazy Tinders that I see on Google I share on here because it's really funny .
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      07-20-2016, 09:48 PM   #6638
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Nothing beats Russian dating profile pics...

*last one is how I imagine Belgie every time he leg humps...
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      07-20-2016, 09:59 PM   #6639
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Pendulum swing is too far... Baby steps dude, baby steps...

I... Am not gonna lie, I haven't tuned into the picture... Where is it? Lol...

Nvm, found it... I don't get it though, lol... ASBSECU E93 shitting his paints made me lol however...
Explosive diarrhea isn't funny....except when you have it
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      07-20-2016, 10:14 PM   #6640
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Nothing beats Russian dating profile pics...

*last one is how I imagine Belgie every time he leg humps...
Found shoei clearly still without balls and he needs to hide it for pics , sadly he cannot leg humping anymore .
99.5% sure homo !
Shoei is cleaning Lups pool now too?
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      07-20-2016, 10:20 PM   #6641
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Kinda question belgie hanging out on tinder looking at guy pics... His "knowledge" of ladyboys and the websites to frequent... And then finally, his obsession with mine and axius's balls...

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Shoei is cleaning Lups pool now too?
NO! THAT IS MY FUCKING JOB. SHOEI CAN STEP THE FUCK BACK.



Look at the 2001 olympian pools and how clean they were. That was my doing, and my doing only.

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Kinda question belgie hanging out on tinder looking at guy pics... His "knowledge" of ladyboys and the websites to frequent... And then finally, his obsession with mine and axius's balls...
Be careful of the gay, they try to take over normal folk.
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Shoei is cleaning Lups pool now too?
NO! THAT IS MY FUCKING JOB. SHOEI CAN STEP THE FUCK BACK.



Look at the 2001 olympian pools and how clean they were. That was my doing, and my doing only.

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Kinda question belgie hanging out on tinder looking at guy pics... His "knowledge" of ladyboys and the websites to frequent... And then finally, his obsession with mine and axius's balls...
Be careful of the gay, they try to take over normal folk.
The 2001 olympics that never happened?

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      07-20-2016, 10:29 PM   #6644
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*shoe*i

Get it lol

*SHOE*I

DO YOU FUCKING GET IT OR NAH?!
I get that, it's the artwork of a 5 year old that I don't get...
I hate talking to you man, your comebacks are fucking on point, I don't even know how to respond haha!!
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