You know your BMW is a RICER when......

Minipuck V 2.0 · 09-20-2007, 08:05 PM

at the end of the day, threads like this don't do anything but incite people ... mod according to your tate ... its your car ... put what you like on it and be done with it ... keep all your "definitions of a ricer to yourself."

it adds no value to this board whatsoever

BzsBimmer · 09-20-2007, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

your car is rice when your fuel pump fails and you got like 3 mexicans pushing your ass to work

Why they gotta be Mexicans?

gaifaun · 09-20-2007, 08:07 PM

umm...putting exhaust tips on your 3'er is rice
-when you swap the driver seat out for a recaro or spearco one and ripping out the rear seats, claiming the weight reduction improved your 0-60 time without taking it out a single day to the track.
-When you boast 10+ whp gains for your drop in filter replacement.
-putting colored tint, i.e purple, blue, orange on your 3'er.
-Canadaians only "when you put your green New Driver sign sideways so it makes a "Z" instead of a "N"
-putting decals and change license plate frame.

putting the darkest black tint on your car with ridiculous spinners would be ghetto.

BzsBimmer · 09-20-2007, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BzzzBom

Although there is not a precise definition of RICE or RICER, we all know RICE when we see it. Let's have some fun - I'll start wth a few. You know your BMW is a RICER when:

1. You debadge your 328i

Yay.. I'm not a ricer because I have a 325i

ska///235i · 09-20-2007, 08:08 PM

When a thread like this hits 3 pages in 1.5 hour

2007_E93 · 09-20-2007, 08:10 PM

I agree its not a PRODUCTIVE post but wasn't meant to be productive by the OP......just in fun.

For me, ANY TAIL OR TRUNKLID SPOILER larger than about 3 inches tall is RICE. The larger the more rice!! Other than that to each his own.

ska///235i · 09-20-2007, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 2007_E93

I agree its not a PRODUCTIVE post but wasn't meant to be productive by the OP......just in fun.

For me, ANY TAIL OR TRUNKLID SPOILER larger than about 3 inches tall is RICE. The larger the more rice!! Other than that to each his own.

you mean the Picnic table spoilers :rocks:

ska///235i · 09-20-2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by slammedbimmer

when you sit on the toilet making high reving sounds like you switching gears
in your 3er and almost fall off the crapper! (or is that just me?)

its just you

nine4surfah · 09-20-2007, 08:16 PM

I debadged my 325.....I guess I'm the ultimate ricer, fried ricer, ricer and beef broccoli, ricer krispy, ricer roni, adobo ricer, chilie con ricer.....

BzsBimmer · 09-20-2007, 08:18 PM

Anyways ricer term should stick with Japanese cars...
German cars deserve a different term (I sense a poll coming on)
Let's say Krauter or "your car looks Kraut"

HyperM3 · 09-20-2007, 08:24 PM

I want to know who died and handed out applications for "Mod God"?

This is really stupid. Yes we all may make fun of certain cars on the road. But you know what? They all have the bug for personalizing their cars just like we do. Theres a point where, like someone else mentioned, that it becomes poseurish(ie:M badges on non-m car). However, theres no reason for any of us to pick on our OWN cars to call people out being rice.

I hardly see anyone really being ricey on this board so far. Everyone has modded their cars pretty tastefully. The people who dont like BOV's, great, you made your point 11ty billion times already. One more comment isnt going to stop people from getting them. I posted a vid of mine on youtube, gee I must be rice then. You know why? Because when I was trying to hear soundclips of it, there were none. So Im actually helping the modding community. What are you doing but wasting time berating it?

I like blacklines. I dont like them on my car. Does that mean I think its rice, no. Stupid for people to call that out. Someone said non oem floor matts. Thats retarted! I can only assume we are talking specially ordered matts from bavauto or something like that, not tweety bird pepboy specials.

People that start posts like this are only looking for trouble to bring the whole lot of immature people together.

18LLC · 09-20-2007, 08:25 PM

the driver who listen the radio are cheap ricers, cuz they don't willing to pay for CD? bmw driver are cheap and cocky ricer because they have hd radio!!!

Nikolas · 09-20-2007, 08:25 PM

Black lines are an OEM part? - then why don't our cars come with them. OK maybe they are in the BMW Rice catalogue.

Don't get me wrong - I like rice!

E90Russ · 09-20-2007, 08:26 PM

When you give a shit what other people do with their cars...

oneshare325 · 09-20-2007, 08:26 PM

ya...this this kinda a dumb thread...who really cares...

I have carbon fiber on my car, I like it, I haven't de-badged my 325 yet (but plan on it), It is my your car, I make it how I like it.

And people make their car how they like it.

Nikolas · 09-20-2007, 08:27 PM

Oh and my definition of rice - this is mine and maybe others, but I am entitled to my opinion:

Any mod that does not increase performance and handling.

HyperM3 · 09-20-2007, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikolas

Any mod that does not increase performance and handling.

So I should take out my boost gauge, shorter shift knob and hidden v1 mount. Hmm right, good thinking.

!Xoible · 09-20-2007, 08:29 PM

u know ur a ricer when you take off the rear bumper and tail lights and put Skyline rear bumper.

u know ur a ricer when you take out 335's exhaust and put a single exhaust in which you can fit your entire head with the spiky hair

when ur rear spoiler is higher than your head when you stand next to it

18LLC · 09-20-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikolas

Oh and my definition of rice - this is mine and maybe others, but I am entitled to my opinion:

Any mod that does not increase performance and handling.

dude, xenon on 335 are adding more weight to your car than halo, make your car perform worse, that's why wtcc e90 doesn't use xenon. want to trash your headlight?

oh, AT is rice too, why only U.S. have AT m3?

18LLC · 09-20-2007, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mantis

u know ur a ricer when you take off the rear bumper and tail lights and put Skyline rear bumper.

u know ur a ricer when you take out 335's exhaust and put a single exhaust in which you can fit your entire head with the spiky hair

when ur rear spoiler is higher than your head when you stand next to it

this?

BKsBimmer · 09-20-2007, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyperM3

People that start posts like this are only looking for trouble to bring the whole lot of immature people together.

Yep ... And it works everty time

koreez88 · 09-20-2007, 08:57 PM

Angel eyes other than white or yellow in color.

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2007_E93 Captain 20 Rep 604 Posts Drives: ? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ? iTrader: (0)	I agree its not a PRODUCTIVE post but wasn't meant to be productive by the OP......just in fun. For me, ANY TAIL OR TRUNKLID SPOILER larger than about 3 inches tall is RICE. The larger the more rice!! Other than that to each his own.
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Nikolas Colonel 313 Rep 2,576 Posts Drives: 996 TT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sierra Mountains iTrader: (0)	Oh and my definition of rice - this is mine and maybe others, but I am entitled to my opinion: Any mod that does not increase performance and handling.
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