Viagra has Nothing on Beemers. Motorcycle Owner Sues BMW for Too Much Excitement ;)

monkawekrue · 04-30-2012, 02:37 PM

LOL man that sucks. shit i would just settle for a few bimmers (m3, m5, etc) and call it a day.

Cid369 · 04-30-2012, 02:47 PM

New ads for BMW. "They're so good it gives you a hard on!"

bucket328 · 04-30-2012, 02:56 PM

Bahahahahaha!! Im sorry but 20 months??? BS. I'm sure most men having one last more then a day or 2 would think, hey somethings up..... maybe I should go get this thing looked at. Maybe I should stop riding my bike.. These seem like reasonable thoughts.

Now if it is by some miricale true, then enjoy it. Don't be a softy and be sensitive. Be a real man, hard and tough.

richb811 · 04-30-2012, 03:00 PM

Wouldn't you try to change the seat or maybe stop riding if you were experiencing these issues? Especially if you thought it was coming from the bike.

E60orBust · 04-30-2012, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rich@GTBPerformance

Wouldn't you try to change the seat or maybe stop riding if you were experiencing these issues? Especially if you thought it was coming from the bike.

Well stated

kaishang · 04-30-2012, 04:02 PM

Ummmmm, is having an erection for 20 months an unusually long time?

richb811 · 04-30-2012, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by kaishang

Ummmmm, is having an erection for 20 months an unusually long time?

I find mine last around 22 months... he should be good.

az34 · 04-30-2012, 04:48 PM

Unbeilevable! Only in the USA.

manari06 · 04-30-2012, 04:53 PM

I guess I should sue also! I get a hard on every time I drive my E92 and a prolonged one each time I watch and hear an E92 M3 with the BMW performance exhaust installed!!! I guess I get too excited also! I hope this jack ass loses the suit and ends up having to pay all of BMW legal fees!!!

Ascari · 04-30-2012, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jdemetry

Scarlett Johanson better lawyer up

Ha! Best comment on this thread.

Diver · 04-30-2012, 10:55 PM

This is totally weird. Like it's BMW's fault even though he has an aftermarket seat. This guy's problem is he has a boner and nobody to bone.

nonagon · 04-30-2012, 11:57 PM

This gives BMW ED a whole new meaning.

Exzackt · 05-01-2012, 02:31 AM

what is a beemer?

KFJ512a · 05-01-2012, 04:06 AM

This is funny but sad at the same time.

Did he have his erection for 2 years straight?! Cuz I'm sure his heart would have given out after about 5 days of a straight hard on lol

kaishang · 05-01-2012, 07:14 AM

Well it's just as well most 17yo's can't afford Beemers, bikes or cars.

They would be wondering what the hell is unusual about having an erection for the last 20 months.

jeff@autocouture · 05-01-2012, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by rclee337

they'll need some hard evidence for this case

I see what you did there.

ChilliWilli · 05-01-2012, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Exzackt

what is a beemer?

Beemer=motorcycles
Bimmer=vehicles

04-30-2012, 02:37 PM	#45
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bucket328 Lieutenant 16 Rep 495 Posts Drives: 07 328i Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Burlington CAN iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 BMW 328i [10.00]	Bahahahahaha!! Im sorry but 20 months??? BS. I'm sure most men having one last more then a day or 2 would think, hey somethings up..... maybe I should go get this thing looked at. Maybe I should stop riding my bike.. These seem like reasonable thoughts. Now if it is by some miricale true, then enjoy it. Don't be a softy and be sensitive. Be a real man, hard and tough. __________________ 07 328i
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Diver Brigadier General 507 Rep 3,445 Posts Drives: Black '12 135i - Sold Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	This is totally weird. Like it's BMW's fault even though he has an aftermarket seat. This guy's problem is he has a boner and nobody to bone. __________________ See my photography at http://ronscubadiver.wordpress.com
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kaishang Colonel 59 Rep 2,197 Posts Drives: 2010 E90 330d Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: London iTrader: (0)	Well it's just as well most 17yo's can't afford Beemers, bikes or cars. They would be wondering what the hell is unusual about having an erection for the last 20 months.
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