Fat manager needs ride what to do??

Kolyan2k · 03-16-2012, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GetSomeE92

Do you have a roof rack?

lol, i imagined 350lbs fat ass tied to a roof rack......funny

Mr Tonka · 03-16-2012, 04:38 PM

Should have just taken the 335 in for service and gotten a loaner from the dealer...... Would have gotten a free car wash out of the deal too.

Stronghammer · 03-16-2012, 07:42 PM

You got blown off by your fat boss... and I thought my day sucked.

texasmojo · 03-16-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_knight

Doesn't he have one of those motorcycles that I see all the fat people riding around on these days? No doors, no problem!

A ninja? See them all the time. Its horrible.

Razzy · 03-16-2012, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_knight

Doesn't he have one of those motorcycles that I see all the fat people riding around on these days? No doors, no problem!

Fat fucks shoudn't be allowed to ride motorcycles.

etc335i · 03-16-2012, 11:47 PM

I'm 5'2 and weigh about 345 maybe 350 and i fit perfectly in my e92 so stop bitching you will be fine.

Razzy · 03-17-2012, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by erikf87

I'm 5'2 and weigh about 345 maybe 350 and i fit perfectly in my e92 so stop bitching you will be fine.

Holy fuck

Gregxi · 03-17-2012, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Devestator

I can't believe this sh*t!!!! He canceled and is going out to dinner with a girl that canceled on him Wed. I got my buddies trailblazer last night that was 30 min away just to make this happen. BS...pisses me off. I hope she blows him off. Try and do something nice for some people and look.

he needs that Trailblazer to take his bitches home from the pool

dtwyim · 03-17-2012, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gregxi

he needs that Trailblazer to take his bitches home from the pool

:
Need a farm tractor.....

Ken_C · 03-17-2012, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by GetSomeE92

Do you have a roof rack?

Lmao! /thread.

karliejai · 03-17-2012, 06:12 PM

tow him with a trailer

Whorning · 03-17-2012, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregxi

he needs that Trailblazer to take his bitches home from the pool

DAMN SONN....

Comet · 03-19-2012, 08:02 AM

rent a car
they are like 30$ a day

MC 357 · 03-19-2012, 08:21 PM

kyleb350 · 03-19-2012, 08:30 PM

another bump for update

Dvdman · 03-20-2012, 10:14 AM

Nothing ..he blew me off. He went to a steak joint after work GO FIGURE. Maybe he was trolling??

Comet · 03-20-2012, 10:33 AM

if he trolled you, then what a hilarious boss you have :P
he got you into a panic lol

Htown535i · 03-21-2012, 02:54 AM

LOLOLOLOL ! I never realized someone that big couldn't fit into an e90.

06E90Rostik · 03-21-2012, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Razzy

Holy fuck

E92's doors are MUCH bigger than E90's.

MikeyV · 03-21-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvdman

My manager and I are meeting a client at Maywood Race track tomorrow after work. He weighs maybe 350 to 375 about 5'4. There is no F&*#ing way he will fit in my car (335) sedan. I guess he might barely squeeze in but I don't want to put my car through that.

Bullshit he won't fit, I have a friend who is 6'5 190kg and he fitted into my E91 just fine.

MikeyV · 03-21-2012, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by erikf87

I'm 5'2 and weigh about 345 maybe 350 and i fit perfectly in my e92 so stop bitching you will be fine.

Shit, you gotta post a picture!

Bobble · 03-21-2012, 04:06 PM

Too funny just the other night at the grocery store a couple pull up in a Smart car, he was seriously about 6'6" maybe 280 -290. she was like 5'10" probably 225. The poor car groaned when they got out, he had to unfold himself. Tried to take a picture but it was too obvious and besides they'd probably kill me and eat me!

Your boss sounds like the manager I report to at one client, he'll blow you off for anything yet expects you to be waiting for him when he needs you.
My bet is all he got was dinner for two.

03-16-2012, 04:38 PM	#46
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6064 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Should have just taken the 335 in for service and gotten a loaner from the dealer...... Would have gotten a free car wash out of the deal too. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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etc335i Trainee 29 Rep 385 Posts Drives: BUS PASS Join Date: May 2011 Location: El Salvador iTrader: (0)	I'm 5'2 and weigh about 345 maybe 350 and i fit perfectly in my e92 so stop bitching you will be fine.
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karliejai Da Kid 124 Rep 4,576 Posts Drives: JetBlack e90 335i Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (4)	tow him with a trailer __________________ MODS: OEM Front Splitter \| ACS Roof Spoiler \| OEM Trunk Spoiler \| Matt Black Front Grill \| Black Shadowline Window Trim \| Painted Front Lower Rod \| Blacklines \| JDM Yellow Fogs \| Custom Silver CF Headlights with LUX 4.0 \| Eisenhaus Sports Exhaust
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03-19-2012, 08:02 AM	#57
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03-20-2012, 10:14 AM	#60
Dvdman Major 185 Rep 1,000 Posts Drives: 2022 X5 and 2007 M6 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Nothing ..he blew me off. He went to a steak joint after work GO FIGURE. Maybe he was trolling??
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03-20-2012, 10:33 AM	#61
Comet Troll Harder 433 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	if he trolled you, then what a hilarious boss you have :P he got you into a panic lol __________________
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03-21-2012, 02:54 AM	#62
Htown535i Private 9 Rep 74 Posts Drives: 325i Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: H-Town iTrader: (0)	LOLOLOLOL ! I never realized someone that big couldn't fit into an e90.
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03-21-2012, 04:06 PM	#66
Bobble Major 56 Rep 1,232 Posts Drives: Whatever POS the wife leaves Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (1)	Too funny just the other night at the grocery store a couple pull up in a Smart car, he was seriously about 6'6" maybe 280 -290. she was like 5'10" probably 225. The poor car groaned when they got out, he had to unfold himself. Tried to take a picture but it was too obvious and besides they'd probably kill me and eat me! Your boss sounds like the manager I report to at one client, he'll blow you off for anything yet expects you to be waiting for him when he needs you. My bet is all he got was dinner for two.
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