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      12-23-2011, 07:46 AM   #45
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      12-23-2011, 07:49 AM   #46
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When I go ashore and get my pay, I'll go and meet my Essie May. She'll hike her skirt and toss her shoe. She'll clean my pipes, my buddies' too. Don't need a church to find my way 'cause I've found heaven with Essie May.
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"Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him."
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"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die."
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"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die."
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My God, Tommy, you certainly got those minerals. Well, come on, then before "zee" Germans get here.
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      12-23-2011, 12:04 PM   #51
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My God, Tommy, you certainly got those minerals. Well, come on, then before "zee" Germans get here.
Another Snatch quote so soon?

"Look, look! Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it off down the road."
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      12-23-2011, 12:49 PM   #52
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Working? Hmm, working. Working is a big word. I'm a consultant. It's a fancy title for a part-time job
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      12-23-2011, 01:04 PM   #53
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"Look, look! Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it off down the road."
Lucky Number Slevin. Awesome movie!

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zgood - gotta answer one to post one.
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Another Snatch quote so soon?

"Look, look! Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it off down the road."
doh! i probably skipped a page or two didn't notice any snatch quotes at all!
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      12-23-2011, 01:18 PM   #55
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doh! i probably skipped a page or two didn't notice any snatch quotes at all!
no worries, it's one of my favorite movies! haha
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"G'day mate, let's put another shrimp on the barbie"
Dumb and dumber.

Next...
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Dumb and dumber.

Next...
2nd prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Glengarry Glen Ross - mother fuckin Alec Baldwin!

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Glengarry Glen Ross - mother fuckin Alec Baldwin!

"You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?"
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      12-23-2011, 02:01 PM   #60
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      12-23-2011, 06:31 PM   #61
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and to stick with the German theme...

"Hey, I looked up "fubar" in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here."
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and to stick with the German theme...

"Hey, I looked up "fubar" in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here."
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this one is easy :

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. "
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You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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      12-24-2011, 04:49 PM   #64
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You guys are no fun.

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