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      03-26-2011, 05:28 PM   #45
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Thank God, we have women that look much better than this slightly overweight chick. Montreal is known for their young women.
We do too, but this is about judging a porn star, not models. Porn stars arent people, they are just sex slaves built for entertainment. Next thing you will tell me is you wont watch a porn because the girls elbows are too pointy.

Super models are super models, there is a reason they dont film themselves taking a money shot.
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I was expecting a sub par vid, but both girls did a nice job. I figured anything Canadian was going to be worthless.
Do you mean "worthless" like the American dollar?
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Do you mean "worthless" like the American dollar?
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      03-26-2011, 06:05 PM   #50
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I was expecting a sub par vid, but both girls did a nice job. I figured anything Canadian was going to be worthless.
Do you mean "worthless" like the American dollar?
No, I think he meant worthless like the Canadian military.
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      03-26-2011, 08:37 PM   #52
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No, I think he meant worthless like the Canadian military.
Is Canada's military the reserves for our reserves? Seriously, who the hell is going to attack Canada?
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      03-26-2011, 08:49 PM   #53
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Is Canada's military the reserves for our reserves? Seriously, who the hell is going to attack Canada?
Exactly. And there is a reason for that. Why don't you think real hard about it.
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No, I think he meant worthless like the Canadian military.
Clearly zero idea what you're talking about. Just 'cause we don't go around pissing everyone off and pretending to be the world's self designated policeman doesn't mean they aren't capable.

Btw, you're welcome for WWII. A simple thanks, would have been nice.
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Exactly. And there is a reason for that. Why don't you think real hard about it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's because any potential attackers are scared we would destroy them if they tried to attack Canada...
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's because any potential attackers are scared we would destroy them if they tried to attack Canada...
This.

Thanks guys.
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No, I think he meant worthless like the Canadian military.
Clearly zero idea what you're talking about. Just 'cause we don't go around pissing everyone off and pretending to be the world's self designated policeman doesn't mean they aren't capable.

Btw, you're welcome for WWII. A simple thanks, would have been nice.
Haha, you made a joke, I made a joke, don't get all butthurt. There is no seriousness in OT.
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Haha, you made a joke, I made a joke, don't get all butthurt. There is no seriousness in OT.
It's all good man. We're
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"bang me for the rest of the school year and give me 10grand"

my blackmail

Sex for the rest of the year should be good enough.
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"bang me for the rest of the school year and give me 10grand"

my blackmail
sex is enough
you are being greedy bro.
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I'd have blackmailed the woman
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Apparently when I was in high school, one of our teachers who was in her 60's posed in playboy when she was much younger and playboy was just starting out. Supposedly one of the students found out and found a pic of her. I heard she was smokin hot in those pictures but I never got to see them.

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One of our high school art teachers had been in Playboy. I remember shit hit the fan one day when someone printed one of her pictures from it and taped it to her classroom door.


Strange. My English teacher in high school was also an ex-Playmate.
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