Pick Up Lines =)

CollinsE90 · 12-12-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chungdae

My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

Or have your wingman sit back and wave when both of you look at him and say

"See my friend over there?" You both look and he waves

"He wanted to know if you thought I was cute?"

DougLikesBMW · 12-12-2010, 05:14 PM

Me - "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

Girl -

Me - "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Doug."

or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

"

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

I would have to admit that was pretty cleaver, but pick up lines don't work on me.

skinnycow · 12-12-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Me - "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

Girl -

Me - "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Doug."

or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

"

lol doug you just had to didn't you haha btw i corrected it hehe

MontegoblueE92 · 12-12-2010, 05:30 PM

That dress looks becoming on you. If I was on you I'd be coming too.

Turbo>NA · 12-12-2010, 05:57 PM

So you walk into a store or maybe a party, kicback? Whichever.

If a girl is wearing the same brand shoes, clothes color, OR PHONE, etc. be like..

Hey we have the same color shoes and and the same phone, whats your number it might be the same

cheeeesssssssyyyyyyy

BMW F22 · 12-12-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GOLFFRR

ok here is a good one.

you approach a girl and ask her to dance, she says "sorry i have a bf" you say "i have a cat" she replies with "what" you reply with "o im sorry i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter" hahaha

never tried it just over heard a friend telling it to a girl at a bar once and it worked

Then you can add on "just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score."

But seriously I've always wondered if pick up lines actually work as I've never tried it. I assume that some women find it funny or as an ice breaker (if it's clever) but for the most part they don't work.

Personally I agree that the best line is just simply "hi". If she says HI back you're half way there.

skinnycow · 12-12-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

So you walk into a store or maybe a party, kicback? Whichever.

If a girl is wearing the same brand shoes, clothes color, OR PHONE, etc. be like..

Hey we have the same color shoes and and the same phone, whats your number it might be the same

cheeeesssssssyyyyyyy

LOL yeah, way cheeeesssyyyyyy

BrokenVert · 12-12-2010, 06:03 PM

Although on this subject the other day a girl was standing next to me at a bus stop for a while and I was getting on my bus I said youre a really pretty person in passing.

She yelled "Creeper!" and followed me onto the bus and hit me and walked off.

yeah the complimenting method doesnt always work...

bmwmthree · 12-12-2010, 06:08 PM

"goo goo gah gah"

CollinsE90 · 12-12-2010, 06:10 PM

"That's a nice dress you're wearing"

"Thanks!"

"It would look better laying next to my bed"

Turbo>NA · 12-12-2010, 06:28 PM

DougLikesBMW · 12-12-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

"That's a nice dress you're wearing"

"Thanks!"

"It would look better on my bedroom floor."

Fixed that for you

.

burningchicken · 12-12-2010, 06:48 PM

walk up to a girl at a bar/club/class/anywhere
You: hey does it smell like updawg in here?
her: umm whats updawg?
you: Not much, but (joey from friends) how YOU doin?

c0nstant · 12-12-2010, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by chungdae

My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

i actually like this one lol

E92-Lighting · 12-12-2010, 07:49 PM

just be yourself, plenty of fish in the sea if you fail the first time

sillygoat · 12-12-2010, 09:00 PM

Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!!!

I get a laugh every time I use it.

.:bHd:. · 12-12-2010, 09:36 PM

Lol that goldfish line is good but this is what I use.

Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
Me: woah woah woah you're telling me about your problems already?

works like a charm

skinnycow · 12-12-2010, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

Lol that goldfish line is good but this is what I use.

Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
Me: woah woah woah you're telling me about your problems already?

works like a charm

haha good one

BMW F22 · 12-12-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

another thing, the hottest chicks usually are the loneliest bc guys are to scared to talk...

Dude this is my theory as well (not sure if I've said it in another thread but yeah...). I wonder how true it is though.

skinnycow · 12-12-2010, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW E90

Dude this is my theory as well (not sure if I've said it in another thread but yeah...). I wonder how true it is though.

true, but then again, some are just straight up stuck up.

BMW F22 · 12-12-2010, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

"You wanna go dance?" WTF who are you, get away! "No no no, I said you look fat in those pants."

Lol a buddy told me that his friend used this. I thought it was hilarious.

BMW F22 · 12-12-2010, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

true, but then again, some are just straight up stuck up.

Like you...?

lol I kid. But yes some can be bitches. I believe most girls are pretty down to earth though (at least the ones I've met). It's just some of them have a defense mechanism that makes them seem stuck up.

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BrokenVert Resident Kerbalnaut 484 Rep 10,703 Posts Drives: Topless Brute/Hybrid Boogaloo Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fahrvergnügen/NY iTrader: (0)	Although on this subject the other day a girl was standing next to me at a bus stop for a while and I was getting on my bus I said youre a really pretty person in passing. She yelled "Creeper!" and followed me onto the bus and hit me and walked off. yeah the complimenting method doesnt always work... __________________
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.:bHd:. Major 365 Rep 1,149 Posts Drives: E92 335i MT Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (0)	Lol that goldfish line is good but this is what I use. Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend Me: woah woah woah you're telling me about your problems already? works like a charm __________________
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