[DougLikesBMW]

Originally Posted by immiketoo

I could write PAGES describing all the stupid shit I get called to, but I'll use this one as an illustrative example: Dispatched to an illegal fireworks call. Arrive and find guy with his head blown off lying near a 6" diameter mortar tube. Relatives say the mortar didn't go of so he went over to look at it and it went off when he put his head over the tube. Some hillbilly uncle or cousin said they were gonna sue the fireworks company. Yeah, he illegally obtained fireworks, disregarded safety labels and you are going to sue??? Good luck with that.

Watch the movie idiocracy with Luke Wilson and tell me we aren't headed to that existence eventually.

lol what a fucking noob

downloading now

*edit* wow, finished dl'ing in 6 mins

[Feyd]

Originally Posted by immiketoo

Watch the movie idiocracy with Luke Wilson and tell me we aren't headed to that existence eventually.

"...there are lots of tards out there livin' really kick-ass lives."

Not my recording, but the only excerpt I could find... love this scene.