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01-29-2024, 10:25 AM | #49 |
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After viewing it 10gabilzion times, Monty is starting to wear thin.
Airplane "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" "Scraps is a boy-dog" Kentucky Fried Movie "Dr. Krahn is building a fighting force of extra-Ordinary magnitude, let's all give him a big hand. BUTKIS!!"
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01-29-2024, 11:31 AM | #51 |
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If I thought I could get away with it, (WA & SWA were prime candidates) when asked the altimeter I would say it's the measure of the barometric pressure, but that's not important right now.
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01-29-2024, 11:50 AM | #52 |
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"Hey waiiit a minute....Youre Kareem Abdul Jabbar...you play basketball for the LA Lakers......" I think youre the greatest....
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01-29-2024, 12:15 PM | #53 |
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Airplane on the moon:
Kirk - Why are these lights all blinking? personnel - mumble something Kirk - Well, make them blink together!
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01-29-2024, 02:27 PM | #55 |
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There was a bank-check contract flight (they flew cancelled checks to a central location) that flew into ONT every morning around 3a. He flew VFR whenever he could as it was easier and faster. One night he called the tower with "ONT tower, guess who?" The tower controller, in true controller fashion, turned off the runway lights and said "Guess where.."
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01-29-2024, 07:40 PM | #59 |
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Movie: Idiocracy
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How about "Whose Line is it Anyway"
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