best pickup line

UdubBadger · 01-08-2009, 02:31 AM

no wonder 3/4ths of this forum is full of single guys

I've always found "Hi, I'm __(insert name here)__. Can I buy you a drink?" followed by an interesting and mildly humorous conversation to work wonders.

BMWE90 · 01-08-2009, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by UdubBadger

no wonder 3/4ths of this forum is full of e-leg humpers

Fixed

UdubBadger · 01-08-2009, 02:34 AM

you think this place is bad.

check out this thread: http://acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=372205

Sara · 01-08-2009, 10:32 AM

These are terrible lol

darkcloud · 01-08-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

These are terrible lol

What would work for you then?

Hey, want to send some half naked pictures to strangers on a website? Then we can bone.

Sara · 01-08-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by darkcloud

What would work for you then?

Hey, want to send some half naked pictures to strangers on a website? Then we can bone.

How bout no

darkcloud · 01-08-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

How bout no

Worked for Parker, didn't it?

Sara · 01-08-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by darkcloud

Worked for Parker, didn't it?

That's because Parker and I were dating and living together.

darkcloud · 01-08-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

That's because Parker and I were dating and living together.

WOW you really are blonde. There was a before you were dating point in time. and you were posting pics before then as well, and during if you want to be picky.

I could care less. Just a little fun. You just aren't getting it.

sillygoat · 01-08-2009, 11:12 AM

Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea... Because I just can't hold it in!!!!!

Sara · 01-08-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by darkcloud

WOW you really are blonde. There was a before you were dating point in time. and you were posting pics before then as well, and during if you want to be picky.

I could care less. Just a little fun. You just aren't getting it.

Yeah youre right, but since then I've gained a little respect for myself and I dont post nudes all over anymore. All good though.

Sara · 01-08-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sillygoat

Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea... Because I just can't hold it in!!!!!

OH MY GOD.

darkcloud · 01-08-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Yeah youre right, but since then I've gained a little respect for myself and I dont post nudes all over anymore. All good though.

which is a good thing. not good for the leg humpers though

Sara · 01-08-2009, 11:22 AM

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which is a good thing. not good for the leg humpers though

Thats why they invented redtube

darkcloud · 01-08-2009, 11:24 AM

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Thats why they invented redtube

gotta love redtube

951's 330i · 01-08-2009, 11:24 AM

"If you and I were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Lol sorry, really old.

ZJP · 01-08-2009, 11:32 AM

"My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let's have sex."

"Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?"

"We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck."

"I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck."

"Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?"

elm3 · 01-08-2009, 11:37 AM

fuck me if i'm wrong, but you wanna kiss me don't you?

Sara · 01-08-2009, 11:38 AM

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fuck me if i'm wrong, but you wanna kiss me don't you?

lol nice one.

I335 · 01-08-2009, 11:44 AM

Hi, how are you?

Sara · 01-08-2009, 11:47 AM

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Hi, how are you?

Awe..WINNER!!!

Kensta335 · 01-08-2009, 11:48 AM

Let's flip a coin...
Heads I get tail, tails I get head.

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