Weight Gain Help

UdubBadger · 12-11-2008, 01:24 AM

^ good info, just learned about this in anatomy and physiology this semester

Aija · 12-11-2008, 01:24 AM

i went from being 6'0 124lbs to 6'1 180lbs in 4years...For me, the weight gainer shakes (2200 calories per shake) didnt do anything to me (surprisingly)..

Eat regular meals, 3times a day (not 6), add potatoes as a side in your meals!

2K5 325i · 12-11-2008, 01:39 AM

If your mom gave you the ultimatum of gaining five pounds in a week or else you she'll stop providing you car insurance... she needs to be checked into a psychiatric ward, or better yet a library.

The healthiest rate to add or lose weight is to go for one pound a week. This is lean body mass you want to add, not fat. If you add more than one pound a week, it's going to your ass, stomach, thighs, or any other problem area all you chicks complain about. To still look feminine, you need to aim for "lean body mass".

Things you need to ingest more (and lots) of:
Veggies.
Water.
Chicken.
Water.
Cottage cheese.
Water.
Milk.
Water.
Fruits (in the morning more than night).
Water.

and yes. Water.

Since your mom seems like a psychopath, I'd try pounding a little more than a gallon of water throughout the day. This will add TEMPORARY weight to you. I have a feeling you really don't want to gain the weight, and that is understandable... because today's looking feminine usually consists of weighing similar weight to the hairs on the toothbrush. Now, is the stress on your (temporary) kidneys worth the 'rents paying your car insurance? Bet your skinny ass it is!

You'll probably feel bloated for 24-48 hours, but so what? You're packing lots of water along for the trip to the arid scale. Also, don't feel the need to hold your urine. If you have to go... go! Although keep drinking water. Do NOT hold your urination in thinking it will help you weigh more... even though it will, it is dangerous to do, and I think your mother would rather have a skinny girl than a dead one.

If Mrs. Stalin wants you to weigh in multiple times a month, then you should call child services and get that woman handled by professionals. But yeah, nothing wrong with eating the above foods I listed.

Good luck,
-Chris

mpimping · 12-11-2008, 02:14 AM

I have an answer but will hold this one back. hmm

half and half but it will be all fat. it's called the seefood diet. you see it you eat it cakes, ice cream ect donuts

Jred22 · 12-11-2008, 02:18 AM

Cut down on the cardio. Eat a burger. Tell your fat c*nt mom to mind her own damn business.

Turbo>NA · 12-11-2008, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I need to gain weight according to my Mom. I have one week to gain 5 lbs or I lose my car insurance.

I've been eating egg sandwiches lately for the past week. On top of that I usually have a bowl of oatmeal and a microwave dinner. I work out as well

I'm 5'3 and weighed today at 100.2... Earlier this year I was 116.8 in January but I've been stressed.

What is the fastest way to put on weight and keep it on..

WTF?

Your mom is going to take you insurance away if you don't gain weight?

Turbo>NA · 12-11-2008, 02:21 AM

Just eat Mcdonalds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

radix · 12-11-2008, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jred22

Cut down on the cardio. Eat a burger. Tell your fat c*nt mom to mind her own damn business.

If you'd bother to read some of the other threads in this forum, you'd probably realize that her family is going through some pretty hard times right now. Given that they just had a loss in their family, perhaps her mother only has the best intentions in mind and is looking after the health of her daughter.

Why don't you just take your insults and shove them up your ass? Asshole.

c0nstant · 12-11-2008, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jred22

Cut down on the cardio. Eat a burger. Tell your fat c*nt mom to mind her own damn business.

kill yourself

Turbo>NA · 12-11-2008, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

kill yourself

Year's_End · 12-11-2008, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jred22

Cut down on the cardio. Eat a burger. Tell your fat c*nt mom to mind her own damn business.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

kill yourself

i see what you mean john

Year's_End · 12-11-2008, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UdubBadger

dude I barely weight 180lbs and I promise you I can gain 5lbs in a matter of a few hours. It's called Giordanos deep dish pizza and it's the stuff that heaven is made of.

Quote:

Originally Posted by news 4 u

FTW! They finally opened one up here in Tampa

where in tampa? i'm hungry. i might eat there tomorrow. paytzuh sounds good.

radix · 12-11-2008, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

where in tampa? i'm hungry. i might eat there tomorrow. paytzuh sounds good.

Here.

Sorry, had to test it out some time.

marty_mcfly · 12-11-2008, 04:12 AM

damn i thought your mom was all sad about the tragic loss you guys just had but i guess shes over it now LOL

radix · 12-11-2008, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

damn i thought your mom was all sad about the tragic loss you guys just had but i guess shes over it now LOL

As I mentioned in my post above, I don't think it's too hard to tie the two ideas together.

Year's_End · 12-11-2008, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anmcguire

Here.

Sorry, had to test it out some time.

son of a...

c0nstant · 12-11-2008, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

son of a...

lol owned

Sara · 12-11-2008, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jred22

Cut down on the cardio. Eat a burger. Tell your fat c*nt mom to mind her own damn business.

You know what. That's really hurtful. My Mom just buried someone who meant the world to her yesterday, and she doesnt want to lose me. I think you owe me an apology.

Sara · 12-11-2008, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

damn i thought your mom was all sad about the tragic loss you guys just had but i guess shes over it now LOL

You are an ass.

Jammin Jason · 12-11-2008, 07:57 AM

marijuana.
go see a doctor and maybe he'll prescribe you medicinal marijuana for your stress, weight gain, and insomnia

MMMazing07 · 12-11-2008, 10:03 AM

BMW_TT · 12-11-2008, 10:20 AM

Jack in the box for every meal.

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