[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by mJ335

I got hit by a bus.

Wow!!! ...I thought I was some tough shit for getting hit with a car like this while crossing the street on the way to school at the age of 11

[m2kev]

I accidentally the whole thing, all of it!

[c0nstant]

Originally Posted by e92K335i

I accidentally the whole thing, all of it!

then who was phone?

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by AllydNYC

I'm bored with my 328xi and want an Evo, anyone wanna take over my lease?

YEAHHHH NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Exactly what I thought would happen to me!

[xxForgedxx]

When I am on a bus or plane I secretly imagine what I would do if there was some sort of terrorist attack. I do my best to pay attention to everyone in case someone is out of the norm. But hey maybe it's just good Soldiering off duty

[Couch]

I'm don't have 3 feet of my small intestine.

[Sara]

Im a very insecure person. I hide it extremely well.

[Mu Mu]

I like taking advantage of insecure womenz...

[ScottyGams]

i am part Jamaican, but only when I apply for a job... affirmative action bitches!

[Couch]

A girl was shot in the knee in my classroom sophmore year of high school.

[Mu Mu]

Originally Posted by Couch

A girl was shot in the knee in my classroom sophmore year of high school.

Dude...I saw someone get shot outside a club this last weekend. True Story!

[darkphantom]

Originally Posted by 2K5 325i

The first (and only) bone I've ever broken is the longest and strongest bone in the human body...

...by falling 40 feet.
-Chris

Unfortunately, my longest and strongest isn't a bone

Otherwise - I'm lucky to say I've never broken anything in my body nor gone to the hospital since I was born - but then again, I've never let anyone take me...so that may have something to do with it...

[xxForgedxx]

I volunteered for Iraq with 3 different units got dicked around by every one and never went

[darkphantom]

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

I volunteered for Iraq with 3 different units got dicked around by every one and never went

were you pissed or relieved?

[UncleWede]

I got Montezuma's revenge bacteria in my liver and they had to use a catheter to suck it out into gallon milk bottles for three days. I went into the hospital on Halloween with 105 temperature, and my nurse was dressed like Bozo, so I cried thinking I had surely died already. Next day she was pretty hot.

[OO---OO]

Originally Posted by jh valley

ive never came from a bj. i could just sit there all day and nothing would happen. ultimately ill have to take care of myself. idk what it is

Dude! youre gonna break your back doing it yourself!!





I speak four languages but sometimes butcher my mother language...(English).

[xxForgedxx]

Originally Posted by darkphantom

were you pissed or relieved?

I was kind of pissed because I had mentally prepared myself to go, planned to go, differed my acceptance and scholarship to Penn State to go and I ended up finding myself pissed that I couldn't go because go forbid I wanted to have done something. But relieved with the help of others telling me it just wasn't my time and I'll get my time when time comes considering I am going to be an Army Officer.



PS: I got kicked out of Catholic school in 2nd grade

[darkphantom]

I cheated in 5th grade, and got detention for it.
Some kid punched me in 4th grade and I just stood there and let him get in trouble for doing so, I regret not kicking his ass.

[darkphantom]

Man, this is like a stress relieve thread! you can say whatever you have been holding back!

[xxForgedxx]

I test drove an H1 Hummer, they gave me the keys and said Cya later. I was hungry for some McDonalds near the mall, there was a sidewalk divider between my lane and the oncoming lane... traffic got backed up sooo I said fuck it and drove that bitch over sidewalk divider + other sidewalk + over the mount of garden mulch + those huge McDonalds bushes + into the parking lot + into drive through to get me a SAMMICH

[xxForgedxx]

It looked like this

[MadDog]

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

I test drove an H1 Hummer, they gave me the keys and said Cya later. I was hungry for some McDonalds near the mall, there was a sidewalk divider between my lane and the oncoming lane... traffic got backed up sooo I said fuck it and drove that bitch over sidewalk divider + other sidewalk + over the mount of garden mulch + those huge McDonalds bushes + into the parking lot + into drive through to get me a SAMMICH

^^^