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      06-07-2018, 04:01 PM   #45
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I don't. He was just so singular...so boring.

At least this other tool who replaced him indicating he was not Judy left so many other possibilities open as to who he might actually be. So much more interesting.

.....or who he may not be.
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.....or who he may not be.
Oh Jody, it took me an hour to realize you switched your handle after your post! I wondered where you went, Not_Dudy took all the love i had for you!

My dyslexia makes communicating via forum hilarious. I still think mkoesel is actually spelled mokoel. Real dodger is read dooger, we have a ton of men here running around in heels in my mind like minn19 who I swear is actually spelled Minnie. UncleWede is a bit pissed with me because men keep asking him for hair product tips since I call him wade, and I keep telling everyone he is a hair model by profession.

Nobody but my Judy got a handle "modified" by me as fast as you did. For sure that can again be credited to my inability to read, but I thought you went away when you changed yours to that.

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      06-07-2018, 04:40 PM   #48
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My dyslexia makes communicating via forum hilarious. I still think mkoesel is actually spelled mokoel. Real dodger is read dooger, we have a ton of men here running around in heels in my mind like minn19 who I swear is actually spelled Minnie. UncleWede is a bit pissed with me because men keep asking him for hair product tips since I call him wade, and I keep telling everyone he is a hair model by profession.
Better dooger than booger, I suppose.
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He wasn't a bad guy. He had bad sources often but I think he was trying to be informative.
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I'm here to help.
You too. Thanks. I'd post this to your wall but I'm an m6 (all generations. Hell, throw in all six series too. They all look like dogs that haven't been driven over enough many times.) racist and I can't go around making you look good.

That was hateful enough, I think.

You have my email. If I can be at assistance to you for anything, let me know. You helped me a ton today.
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You too. Thanks. I'd post this to your wall but I'm an m6 (all generations. Hell, throw in all six series too. They all look like dogs that haven't been driven over enough many times.) racist and I can't go around making you look good.

That was hateful enough, I think.

You have my email. If I can be at assistance to you for anything, let me know. You helped me a ton today.

Shoot it to me again or hit me on LinkedIn...I'm forgetful!!
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Shoot it to me again or hit me on LinkedIn...I'm forgetful!!
I don't have a LinkedIn! That's social media! Don't you know me at all?!

Just thanks for letting me vent. I appreciate you my friend only online kind more than I appreciate most people who know me irl often. At times you let me crawl under your princess gown and cry and I always have to be tough when offline.
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Oh Jody, it took me an hour to realize you switched your handle after your post! I wondered where you went, Not_Dudy took all the love i had for you!

My dyslexia makes communicating via forum hilarious. I still think mkoesel is actually spelled mokoel. Real dodger is read dooger, we have a ton of men here running around in heels in my mind like minn19 who I swear is actually spelled Minnie. UncleWede is a bit pissed with me because men keep asking him for hair product tips since I call him wade, and I keep telling everyone he is a hair model by profession.

Nobody but my Judy got a handle "modified" by me as fast as you did. For sure that can again be credited to my inability to read, but I thought you went away when you changed yours to that.

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I changed my handle because of you as a joke and you just now picked up on it?

I changed that shit well over a month ago.
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I changed my handle because of you as a joke and you just now picked up on it?

I changed that shit well over a month ago.
I thought you were an other new poster! My Judy went away and gave me a duty!

I usually recognize people by the words they use. The handles I read once and I expect I got it right on the first try.

Go change your handle back so I can go around talking about our new female poster, Judy, with pride again. And I'll remember to tell everyone he isn't a she though Judy clearly is a girls name!

It's seriously funny how much something as common as dyslexia can effect the everyday life. I read your handle as Judy, you changed it to that and i didn't connect the change. My dyslexia is so bad I function basically by guessing and by assumptions.

Gimme back my Judy!
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hahahaha. She'll be back when her newest relationship breaks down and she needs a shot of some leg-humping-ego-boosting here
Thats evil, but I suppose its true

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hahahaha. She'll be back when her newest relationship breaks down and she needs a shot of some leg-humping-ego-boosting here
Thats evil, but I suppose its true

Whats with Aatish?
Wasn't trying to be evil, after all, when I'm feeling down I go on Grindr and send random dic pics to get compliments. I wasn't judging or saying anything was wrong with her needing an ego boost once in a while
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