Soft Porn Signatures

e90rocks · 03-13-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABR

I don't care too much as I'm boss for myself, but it is true that this forum doesn't look like a car enthusiasts site. I was asked a couple times what the hell I'm reading...

Speaking of that, what the hell is your avatar?

e90rocks · 03-13-2006, 09:27 PM

1. I actually like timzerofive's suplex best

2. What is iPod chick singing?

3. Y'all have it backwards. If your wife/gf has seen the e90post site, and you've sheepishly admitted that it is merely a car enthusiast's site with sexy pics, next time she sees you surfing a porn site* then tell her "It's just the e90 site".

4. Shim is trying to educate us about the Blues.
"You can squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg."

*Though I'm sure none of you do this.

xit2050 · 03-14-2006, 03:20 AM

You guys are incredible. Everyone can walk around carrying a gun and killing other people, but you see one naked tit and all hell breaks loose.

magmd · 03-14-2006, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by e90rocks

1. I actually like timzerofive's suplex best

2. What is iPod chick singing?

3. Y'all have it backwards. If your wife/gf has seen the e90post site, and you've sheepishly admitted that it is merely a car enthusiast's site with sexy pics, next time she sees you surfing a porn site* then tell her "It's just the e90 site".

4. Shim is trying to educate us about the Blues.
"You can squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg."

*Though I'm sure none of you do this.

LOL! All very good points

BellasBmw · 03-14-2006, 03:32 AM

Heres my point of view...

I know this is a male dominated website. So i cant bitch about seeing images that cater to men. I asked for it by joining . Its not fair of me to judge or suggest someone change their sigs for me. Are some distasteful? Yea they are. But whatyagonnado??

However, i agree that there should be a limit. Sometimes when i have a break during classes, ill use the computers at school, and i have to becareful while scrolling. I got atleast 100 people around.

lux.sh · 03-14-2006, 05:58 AM

^ bella, you should post some sexy guy pics.

yes, I think there should be "certain" limit. Im not sure if we really need it right now.
I mean only tim and shimshimhada has 'em. Im cool with that.

but I do worry when I surf this board when im in university campus. I don't want to look like an asian guy craving for porn during school hours. thats so bad and sad.

ShinyRedCar · 03-14-2006, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jflecha

OK, let me get this straight.

You want everyones signature pics to be smaller and contain less booty so YOUR wife doesnt think your surfing porn sites. You've got some nerve buddy boy.

Here's some advice, if you do any communicating with your wife, call her over and show her what the site is. Problem solved and you can leave us the hell out of your personal life while your at it. :mad:

Right on

N1 · 03-14-2006, 08:46 AM

puritanism
1 English Puritanism
Associated exclusively with no single theology or definition of the church (although many were Calvinists), the English Puritans were known at first for their extremely critical attitude regarding the religious compromises made during the reign of Elizabeth I. Many of them were graduates of Cambridge University, and they became Anglican priests to make changes in their local churches. They encouraged direct personal religious experience, sincere moral conduct, and simple worship services. Worship was the area in which Puritans tried to change things most; their efforts in that direction were sustained by intense theological convictions and definite expectations about how seriously Christianity should be taken as the focus of human existence.

After James I became king of England in 1603, Puritan leaders asked him to grant several reforms. At the Hampton Court Conference (1604), however, he rejected most of their proposals, which included abolition of bishops. Puritanism, best expressed by William Ames and later by Richard Baxter, gained much popular support early in the 17th century. The government and the church hierarchy, however, especially under Archbishop William Laud, became increasingly repressive, causing many Puritans to emigrate. Those who remained formed a powerful element within the parliamentarian party that defeated Charles I in the English Civil War. After the war the Puritans remained dominant in England until 1660, but they quarreled among themselves (Presbyterian dominance gave way to Independent, or congregational, control under Oliver Cromwell) and proved even more intolerant than the old hierarchy. The restoration of the monarchy (1660) also restored Anglicanism, and the Puritan clergy were expelled from the Church of England under the terms of the Act of Uniformity (1662). Thereafter English Puritans were classified as Nonconformists.

2 American Puritanism
Early in the 17th century some Puritan groups separated from the Church of England. Among these were the Pilgrims, who in 1620 founded Plymouth Colony. Ten years later, under the auspices of the Massachusetts Bay Company, the first major Puritan migration to New England took place. The Puritans brought strong religious impulses to bear in all colonies north of Virginia, but New England was their stronghold, and the Congregationalist churches established there were able to perpetuate their viewpoint about a Christian society for more than 200 years.

Richard Mather and John Cotton provided clerical leadership in the dominant Puritan colony planted on Massachusetts Bay. Thomas Hooker was an example of those who settled new areas farther west according to traditional Puritan standards. Even though he broke with the authorities of the Massachusetts colony over questions of religious freedom, Roger Williams was also a true Puritan in his zeal for personal godliness and doctrinal correctness. Most of these men held ideas in the mainstream of Calvinistic thought. In addition to believing in the absolute sovereignty of God, the total depravity of man, and the complete dependence of human beings on divine grace for salvation, they stressed the importance of personal religious experience. These Puritans insisted that they, as God's elect, had the duty to direct national affairs according to God's will as revealed in the Bible. This union of church and state to form a holy commonwealth gave Puritanism direct and exclusive control over most colonial activity until commercial and political changes forced them to relinquish it at the end of the 17th century.

Because of its diffuse nature, when Puritanism began to decline in America is difficult to say. Some would hold that it lost its influence in New England by the early 18th century, but Jonathan Edwards and his able disciple Samuel Hopkins revived Puritan thought and kept it alive until 1800. Others would point to the gradual decline in power of Congregationalism, but Presbyterians under the leadership of Jonathan Dickinson and Baptists led by the example of Isaac Backus (1724 - 1806) revitalized Puritan ideals in several denominational forms through the 18th century.

During the whole colonial period Puritanism had direct impact on both religious thought and cultural patterns in America. In the 19th century its influence was indirect, but it can still be seen at work stressing the importance of education in religious leadership and demanding that religious motivations be tested by applying them to practical situations.

Henry Warner Bowden

Bibliography
S Bercovitch, The Puritan Origins of the American Self (1975); S Brachlow, The Communion of Saints (1988); C Cohen, God's Caress: The Psychology of the Puritan Religious Experience (1986); P Collinson, The Elizabethan Puritan Movement (1967); W Haller, The Rise of Puritanism (1938); C E Hambrick - Stowe, The Practice of Piety (1982); C Hill, Puritanism and Revolution (1967); R D Kendall, The Drama of Dissent 1986); P Lake, Moderate Puritans and the Elizabethan Church (1982); P Miller, The New England Mind (1939, 1953); E S Morgan, Visible Saints: The History of a Puritan Idea (1963); S E Prall, ed., The Puritan Revolution: A Documentary History (1968); D B Ruttman, American Puritanism: Faith and Practice (1970); A Simpson, Puritanism in Old and New England (1955); L J Trinterud, ed., Elizabethan Puritanism (1971); H Trevor - Roper, Catholics, Anglicans, and Puritans (1988); D Wallace, ed., The Spirituality of the Later English Puritans: An Anthology (1988).

Erotism is not porn soft lol. The exhibition of nude body is a shock for puritans, largely Puritan, that is shy about the nude body but the vast majority is not. But the arguement MY WIFE CAN THINK is unbelievable, she thinks because her husband doesnt give her the true meaning of E90post. I vote in shim.

Robin_NL · 03-14-2006, 09:03 AM

N1.Obrigado

N1 · 03-14-2006, 09:53 AM

lol youre welcome ou " não tem de quê "

shimshimhada · 03-14-2006, 10:54 AM

Actually, my sig is from porn set, I just chose the one that didn't have her legs spread out and arms flailing in ecstasy.

ward · 03-14-2006, 11:41 AM

I've been on other forums that have had a separate "lounge" for the racy pictures

yu · 03-14-2006, 12:04 PM

So those who are arguing that the signatures are fine, you shouldn't have a problem with mine then, right?

P.S. - Don't ask me why I was looking up these pictures.

BellasBmw · 03-14-2006, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YuBimmer

So those who are arguing that the signatures are fine, you shouldn't have a problem with mine then, right?

P.S. - Don't ask me why I was looking up these pictures.

No yours is perfect

N1 · 03-14-2006, 01:10 PM

Besides puritanism or erotism they invented hard core, i believe it was the proibithion. Obviously the man is speaking on the cellular and he has already one fan.I still vote in shim.

BellasBmw · 03-14-2006, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lux.sh

^ bella, you should post some sexy guy pics.

Haha i would but i dont know how to create a signature.

Duhhhh....

Enroutte · 03-14-2006, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YuBimmer

So those who are arguing that the signatures are fine, you shouldn't have a problem with mine then, right?

P.S. - Don't ask me why I was looking up these pictures.

Paul walker

Okay, so far I've restrained from commenting, but I think it's about time I chime in on the convo. I don't mind seeing half naked girls running orange juice down their legs, or an asian girl who hasn't seem to have gotten the memo about the invention of bras and is therefore dancing in her room, braless, with her ipod mini.

I don't really mind it until I'm surfing e90post while I'm at work and the little kids always ask me "WHATS THATTTT?" It's probably my own fault for surfing this site while I'm "working" anyway, but still.

My point is: MORE HALF NAKED MEN PLEASE

timzerofive · 03-14-2006, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enroutte

Paul walker

Okay, so far I've restrained from commenting, but I think it's about time I chime in on the convo. I don't mind seeing half naked girls running orange juice down their legs, or an asian girl who hasn't seem to have gotten the memo about the invention of bras and is therefore dancing in her room, braless, with her ipod mini.

Obviously she doesn't need bras

lux.sh · 03-14-2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Haha i would but i dont know how to create a signature.

Duhhhh....

I can do it for you, but if someone sees me photoshopping a naked guy..........

hmmmm. i'll pass.

BellasBmw · 03-14-2006, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lux.sh

I can do it for you, but if someone sees me photoshopping a naked guy..........

hmmmm. i'll pass.

How bout explain it, and ill do the photoshopping haha.. Nah i wouldnt put a naked dude.. guys look hotter with boxers.. and NO SOCKS

Robin_NL · 03-14-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

guys look hotter with boxers.. and NO SOCKS

So I have to buy a Porsche 911 or what?

I don't think socks suck, depends on the atmosphere

BellasBmw · 03-14-2006, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robin Hood

So I have to buy a Porsche 911 or what?

I don't think socks suck, depends on the atmosphere

Yes a porsche 911 and no socks.. and id be all

over that.

hahaha

03-13-2006, 09:27 PM	#46
e90rocks Myrmidon 19 Rep 236 Posts Drives: Entwicklung 90 - 325 Xi Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325 xi [0.00]	1. I actually like timzerofive's suplex best 2. What is iPod chick singing? 3. Y'all have it backwards. If your wife/gf has seen the e90post site, and you've sheepishly admitted that it is merely a car enthusiast's site with sexy pics, next time she sees you surfing a porn site* then tell her "It's just the e90 site". 4. Shim is trying to educate us about the Blues. "You can squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg." *Though I'm sure none of you do this.
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xit2050 Private First Class 6 Rep 160 Posts Drives: F30 318d Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	You guys are incredible. Everyone can walk around carrying a gun and killing other people, but you see one naked tit and all hell breaks loose.
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BellasBmw If love is the answer,please rephrase the question 335 Rep 1,731 Posts Drives: Tit Silver 325i Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego, Ca iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	Heres my point of view... I know this is a male dominated website. So i cant bitch about seeing images that cater to men. I asked for it by joining . Its not fair of me to judge or suggest someone change their sigs for me. Are some distasteful? Yea they are. But whatyagonnado?? However, i agree that there should be a limit. Sometimes when i have a break during classes, ill use the computers at school, and i have to becareful while scrolling. I got atleast 100 people around. __________________ ~~BellasBmw~~ Proud mama to 325i/TiAg/Black lette/Pwr seats/Sirius/Sport/Walnut/Step/Xenons/Chrome exhaust/20% tint
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03-14-2006, 05:58 AM	#50
lux.sh missing two turbos. 616 Rep 4,859 Posts Drives: fast around corners. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Curves iTrader: (12) Garage List 2006 BMW E90 330i [7.00]	^ bella, you should post some sexy guy pics. yes, I think there should be "certain" limit. Im not sure if we really need it right now. I mean only tim and shimshimhada has 'em. Im cool with that. but I do worry when I surf this board when im in university campus. I don't want to look like an asian guy craving for porn during school hours. thats so bad and sad. __________________ 06 AW E90 330i ZPP/ZSP/Step/Expired Warranty : Prior Design Front : ACS Rear : ACS Roof : BlackLines : Simota Intake : Carbon Fiber Interior Trim : : MTEC V3 : 24% Charcoal : V1 Hardwired : Solaris Invisibulbs/LED interior :
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03-14-2006, 08:46 AM	#52
N1 Second Lieutenant 18 Rep 272 Posts Drives: BMW 320d M Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: EU iTrader: (0)	puritanism 1 English Puritanism Associated exclusively with no single theology or definition of the church (although many were Calvinists), the English Puritans were known at first for their extremely critical attitude regarding the religious compromises made during the reign of Elizabeth I. Many of them were graduates of Cambridge University, and they became Anglican priests to make changes in their local churches. They encouraged direct personal religious experience, sincere moral conduct, and simple worship services. Worship was the area in which Puritans tried to change things most; their efforts in that direction were sustained by intense theological convictions and definite expectations about how seriously Christianity should be taken as the focus of human existence. After James I became king of England in 1603, Puritan leaders asked him to grant several reforms. At the Hampton Court Conference (1604), however, he rejected most of their proposals, which included abolition of bishops. Puritanism, best expressed by William Ames and later by Richard Baxter, gained much popular support early in the 17th century. The government and the church hierarchy, however, especially under Archbishop William Laud, became increasingly repressive, causing many Puritans to emigrate. Those who remained formed a powerful element within the parliamentarian party that defeated Charles I in the English Civil War. After the war the Puritans remained dominant in England until 1660, but they quarreled among themselves (Presbyterian dominance gave way to Independent, or congregational, control under Oliver Cromwell) and proved even more intolerant than the old hierarchy. The restoration of the monarchy (1660) also restored Anglicanism, and the Puritan clergy were expelled from the Church of England under the terms of the Act of Uniformity (1662). Thereafter English Puritans were classified as Nonconformists. 2 American Puritanism Early in the 17th century some Puritan groups separated from the Church of England. Among these were the Pilgrims, who in 1620 founded Plymouth Colony. Ten years later, under the auspices of the Massachusetts Bay Company, the first major Puritan migration to New England took place. The Puritans brought strong religious impulses to bear in all colonies north of Virginia, but New England was their stronghold, and the Congregationalist churches established there were able to perpetuate their viewpoint about a Christian society for more than 200 years. Richard Mather and John Cotton provided clerical leadership in the dominant Puritan colony planted on Massachusetts Bay. Thomas Hooker was an example of those who settled new areas farther west according to traditional Puritan standards. Even though he broke with the authorities of the Massachusetts colony over questions of religious freedom, Roger Williams was also a true Puritan in his zeal for personal godliness and doctrinal correctness. Most of these men held ideas in the mainstream of Calvinistic thought. In addition to believing in the absolute sovereignty of God, the total depravity of man, and the complete dependence of human beings on divine grace for salvation, they stressed the importance of personal religious experience. These Puritans insisted that they, as God's elect, had the duty to direct national affairs according to God's will as revealed in the Bible. This union of church and state to form a holy commonwealth gave Puritanism direct and exclusive control over most colonial activity until commercial and political changes forced them to relinquish it at the end of the 17th century. Because of its diffuse nature, when Puritanism began to decline in America is difficult to say. Some would hold that it lost its influence in New England by the early 18th century, but Jonathan Edwards and his able disciple Samuel Hopkins revived Puritan thought and kept it alive until 1800. Others would point to the gradual decline in power of Congregationalism, but Presbyterians under the leadership of Jonathan Dickinson and Baptists led by the example of Isaac Backus (1724 - 1806) revitalized Puritan ideals in several denominational forms through the 18th century. During the whole colonial period Puritanism had direct impact on both religious thought and cultural patterns in America. In the 19th century its influence was indirect, but it can still be seen at work stressing the importance of education in religious leadership and demanding that religious motivations be tested by applying them to practical situations. Henry Warner Bowden Bibliography S Bercovitch, The Puritan Origins of the American Self (1975); S Brachlow, The Communion of Saints (1988); C Cohen, God's Caress: The Psychology of the Puritan Religious Experience (1986); P Collinson, The Elizabethan Puritan Movement (1967); W Haller, The Rise of Puritanism (1938); C E Hambrick - Stowe, The Practice of Piety (1982); C Hill, Puritanism and Revolution (1967); R D Kendall, The Drama of Dissent 1986); P Lake, Moderate Puritans and the Elizabethan Church (1982); P Miller, The New England Mind (1939, 1953); E S Morgan, Visible Saints: The History of a Puritan Idea (1963); S E Prall, ed., The Puritan Revolution: A Documentary History (1968); D B Ruttman, American Puritanism: Faith and Practice (1970); A Simpson, Puritanism in Old and New England (1955); L J Trinterud, ed., Elizabethan Puritanism (1971); H Trevor - Roper, Catholics, Anglicans, and Puritans (1988); D Wallace, ed., The Spirituality of the Later English Puritans: An Anthology (1988). Erotism is not porn soft lol. The exhibition of nude body is a shock for puritans, largely Puritan, that is shy about the nude body but the vast majority is not. But the arguement MY WIFE CAN THINK is unbelievable, she thinks because her husband doesnt give her the true meaning of E90post. I vote in shim.
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03-14-2006, 09:03 AM	#53
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03-14-2006, 09:53 AM	#54
N1 Second Lieutenant 18 Rep 272 Posts Drives: BMW 320d M Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: EU iTrader: (0)	lol youre welcome ou " não tem de quê "
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03-14-2006, 10:54 AM	#55
shimshimhada Brigadier General 495 Rep 4,838 Posts Drives: Portal Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Portal iTrader: (2)	Actually, my sig is from porn set, I just chose the one that didn't have her legs spread out and arms flailing in ecstasy.
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03-14-2006, 11:41 AM	#56
ward Major General 163 Rep 6,158 Posts Drives: F Join Date: May 2005 Location: T iTrader: (0)	I've been on other forums that have had a separate "lounge" for the racy pictures
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03-14-2006, 12:04 PM	#57
yu Captain 120 Rep 757 Posts Drives: E90 325i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (3)	So those who are arguing that the signatures are fine, you shouldn't have a problem with mine then, right? P.S. - Don't ask me why I was looking up these pictures.
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03-14-2006, 01:10 PM	#59
N1 Second Lieutenant 18 Rep 272 Posts Drives: BMW 320d M Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: EU iTrader: (0)	Besides puritanism or erotism they invented hard core, i believe it was the proibithion. Obviously the man is speaking on the cellular and he has already one fan.I still vote in shim.
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