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      06-04-2008, 01:42 PM   #45
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Go for it man. It's not like you're going to marry her.
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      06-04-2008, 01:42 PM   #46
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Hit it!!!!!!!!!!!







But just in case something starts itching/burning later.......Have the phone number for a good 24 Hour Veterinarian.
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      06-04-2008, 02:02 PM   #47
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I'd most certainly hit it. If you get a chance, you better plan on doing something to last longer.
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      06-04-2008, 02:13 PM   #48
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I'd most certainly hit it. If you get a chance, you better plan on doing something to last longer.
Penis pump too.
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      06-04-2008, 02:19 PM   #49
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I'd think she would want "normal" sex since it's not an actual pornographic filming.

Anyway, I wish you the best.
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      06-04-2008, 02:28 PM   #50
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Go for it!!!
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      06-04-2008, 03:09 PM   #51
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F that just do it lol
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      06-04-2008, 04:31 PM   #52
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id hit it in a heart beat bro... seriously might as well.
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      06-04-2008, 04:49 PM   #53
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close the deal man!


HEY PLAYER,HIT IT N' QUIT IT, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DOUBLE BAG IT THOUGH,NO TELLING WHAT'S BEEN IN THERE LITERALLY. SHE DEFINITELY HAS SOME MIDDLE EASTERN BLOOD ,I SHOULD KNOW, I LIVE IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD, MAYBE IRANIAN ? STAY UP PIMP.



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      06-04-2008, 04:55 PM   #54
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I need some names. LOL.

Tough crowd here. She's not that big.

I'm a skinny MF and I would bang her and suck on them there warlocks. And blow a load on her face.



she's THICK , !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in a good way ,i'll leave her to you single guys though, i retired from the game when i got married.


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      06-04-2008, 07:53 PM   #55
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Bang the shit out of her. Please.
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      06-04-2008, 08:02 PM   #56
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So did you do her good yet
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      06-04-2008, 08:03 PM   #57
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Double wrap it.
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      06-04-2008, 08:16 PM   #58
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lol nice,

wait lol dont you already have a GF?
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      06-04-2008, 08:22 PM   #59
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Well, as I mentioned to you the other night when we were clockin' the ho's... "the more that jiggles, the better the moneyshot"

i would do that honey bangbros style and never look back

double dose of painter's tape FTW!
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      06-04-2008, 08:43 PM   #60
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just have a friend video tape you guys so she feels right at home.
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      06-04-2008, 08:55 PM   #61
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in all seriousness...do NOT double wrap...that actually increases the chances that the condom fails...

She seems like a fun girl...enjoy the ride
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      06-04-2008, 08:56 PM   #62
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^^^ NICE lol
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      06-04-2008, 09:19 PM   #63
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Two words for you bro

HIT
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I bet you $100 she dont want no ordinary sex, shes an effin porn star! who you kidding? what do you think shes gonna say " naw, im good, just do me missionary"
f no! shes gonna want it ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hollar if you know what ATM means!
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      06-04-2008, 09:28 PM   #64
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C'mon guys...look at them tats!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck her. Hard.
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