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      04-16-2008, 12:35 PM   #45
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Isnt that how most off topic threads end up
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      04-16-2008, 12:43 PM   #46
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qft.
come again?
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      04-16-2008, 01:13 PM   #48
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      04-16-2008, 01:18 PM   #49
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hey sara what position do you like?
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hey sara what position do you like?
All. And I love learning new ones. Havent mastered standing up. Im so damn short.
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      04-16-2008, 01:40 PM   #51
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I like when she lays flat on her stomach. . . . like she was laying on the beach.

And. . . but theres a "pound status" warning on this one, meaning if she cant handle getting it slammed in all the way then dont try this haha. . . .while in missionary position, grab her legs, bend them back over her head. . . . and POUND STATUS it away! You get pretty much 100% clearance inside, so like I said, she's gotta be the type that likes it DEEP!
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      04-16-2008, 02:07 PM   #52
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All. And I love learning new ones. Havent mastered standing up. Im so damn short.
have you tried that helicopter? or the famous jackhammer? lol.
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have you tried that helicopter? or the famous jackhammer? lol.
Pics please? I havent heard of those.
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tell you what. get tested. send me your results. ill do the same. then we can discuss this further. good? great.
AHHAHAHAA STDS!
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AHHAHAHAA STDS!
Interesting to see STD's excite you.
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come again?


this thread is so jacked it's not even funny.
i've never seen such an off topic-off topic thread.
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      04-16-2008, 03:21 PM   #57
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I can satisfy! Lets have a go!
Whoever your boyfriend is, he needs to run for the hills.
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i've never seen such an off topic-off topic thread.
Im sure there's plenty
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Whoever your boyfriend is, he needs to run for the hills.
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Whoever your boyfriend is, he needs to run for the hills.
Maybe you should run for hills from him cuz any guy who won't get busy in his 335i is loony.
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Havent mastered standing up. Im so damn short.
Use a stool, exercise steps, a 162 rim, etc.
Just get a little creative with the stuff around the house.
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The question is while parked, or going fast...
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Use a stool, exercise steps, a 162 rim, etc.
Just get a little creative with the stuff around the house.
Thanks for the tip
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