[upstatedoc]

^^^the third one please

[csu87]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

OP, choose your battles. The fact that this guy pissed you off so much by the way he parks and that you felt the need to draw a diagram clearly shows you give wayyyyy to many fucks!

Op sitting there in the parking lot like

[Axius]

What the fuck is a Maserati? I thought they went under due to the shitfuck of a situation that was called the Bi-Turbo.

[InternetFame]

Lol Ghibli.

[catcher22]

What a punk for parking like that!! So wrong man. I bet his FICO score isn't even 800, SMH

[Maynard]

Originally Posted by The Murder 335i

Call the fire department let them know some kind person is causing a hazard and it is your civic duty to report said hazard. If all else fails put bird seed there so narture can take it's course.

I really like both of these ideas (but I'm so partial to the birdseed that I'd probably have to try that first - if only it were a convertible...). Way back when, I knew of SCI patients in a major city who would put sticks through the right rear wheel of a-holes who parked in the handicapped spots - kind of like a cheapo boot, where they do some damage as they start to drive off. If you did it in the VA parking lot, they would use those sticks for some quick glass and bodywork first. Sometimes karma needs a hand.

But in real life, I'd be with the 'let it slide, don't rent space in your head to an asshole' crowd. As my friend says 'I'd slap 'em, but shit splatters'

[tranquility]

Ya, ironically, that idiot is just putting his car in *more* danger, that's a high traffic/near turning area, stupid really. Maybe he's really that vain and just wants everyone to see his car vs trying to park somewhere 'good' lol.

[Germanauto]

And I thought I was a douche for double parking in empty lots.

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

Originally Posted by se15679875

Yeah, how funny indeed. A real knee slapper. Why do I even bother watching comedy central?

Are you guys real people? Am I being punked? The guy who owns the car hasn't said anything about what he paid for it, how he paid for it, or what kind of status (if any) he wishes to convey by driving the car. For fuck's sake he's not even here

What's next?

"Uhhhh I bet his FICO score isn't even 800"

"What? Did you hear? He has a $500,000 mortgage on that salary? How laughably droll"

its a joke buddy.

but imo he fico score is <700, he has a 40k job and lives in life in intense amounts of debt and feelings of no self worth

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by IanMan

Had a Maserati Ghibli for a week. Overpriced junk that is undeserving of the Maserati badge. The interior lights would flicker when turning them on, a lot of the switches did not click into place. The interior looked old as hell and the car was only a year and a half old. the panels creaked and vibrated when on the highway. Not worth 80 grand, IMHO.


The funny thing is, the guy is probably paying for it as a lease.

It's sad cause I really wanted to like the car. It is so beautiful and makes a great noise. However, the interior is indeed a big letdown given the price. The design is too simple/boring, and the material quality (esp. the Chrysler parts sharing) is very unfortunate. Sure, when you spend $10,000 to spruce it up with alcantara, extended leather package, etc. it's livable, but that shouldn't be necessary. A base model new E-class, 5-series, or A6 is nice enough inside whereas the Ghibli feels low rent as hell. Spruce those up with Designo and Individual and the Ghibli interior feels like a 2-series in comparison.

[Germanauto]

Btw I love OP's little drawing. Cute as f*ck!

[John 070]

I like the threads where peeps park all by themselves, taking up one space and curbing their cars, and then someone parks right along side. Meaning they went out of their way to do that, and the space is about as far as possible from the venue.

I bet those people who do that say the same thing, why the **** does this dude in a 2006 Lexus, park all by himself within the two lines curbing his pass side, as if he doesn't want dings? He probably has a 812 FICO because he doesn't borrow money for a car? I bet he even has a good job and is 7 years from paying off his house? I'll park my 2016 Odyssey that I lease, right up against him. Funny how we all mind everyone else's biz ness!

[JoeyBananas]

Originally Posted by John 070

I like the threads where peeps park all by themselves, taking up one space and curbing their cars, and then someone parks right along side. Meaning they went out of their way to do that, and the space is about as far as possible from the venue.

I bet those people who do that say the same thing, why the **** does this dude in a 2006 Lexus, park all by himself within the two lines curbing his pass side, as if he doesn't want dings? He probably has a 812 FICO because he doesn't borrow money for a car? I bet he even has a good job and is 7 years from paying off his house? I'll park my 2016 Odyssey that I lease, right up against him. Funny how we all mind everyone else's biz ness!

The difference is this asshole isn't parking in a spot. he literally is just parking his car in the middle of the fucking lot with no regard to the hundred other cars that need to park, turn, etc...........

[Haywood]

Originally Posted by JoeyBananas

The difference is this asshole isn't parking in a spot. he literally is just parking his car in the middle of the fucking lot with no regard to the hundred other cars that need to park, turn, etc...........

You're right. This guy needs to taught a lesson. He's going to keep doing it until he gets the message. Try the nice way first. Leave a post it on his windshield saying that members are complaining about the way you're parking and it's causing an issue with people trying to leave. If he keeps doing it, then you go to plan B which is some of the good suggestions people have had.

[PoorLurker]

According to the blue prints, his car will not fit in any of the parking spaces.

Looks like that is the only place his car will literally fit.

[JoeyBananas]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

According to the blue prints, his car will not fit in any of the parking spaces.

Looks like that is the only place his car will literally fit.

Wahahahhahahaha. That was funny

[dreamingat30fps]

Just leave all your shits on his hood.

[smoosh]

Handwrite him a note asking, politely, to please park his car as others do. Kill em with kindness, my granny would say.

Edit: FUCK IT, GRANNY'S DED. Key his car, shit on the ground and take a log of shit and lodge it into his exhaust pipe, knife all 4 tires, bust a nut on his side-view mirror, and take a 50# dumbbell to his noggin.

[roll_the_dice]

Originally Posted by Pparana

I leave a trailer hitch on my truck just for these reasons, If your parked there and I Back into you oh well.

my dad had a hitch on every car he owned for this very reason. When he put a hitch on his 2013 Mustang ...I said dad what the hell? He said, "well if someone runs into me or I back into someone it won't hurt my car as much as theirs!"

Go into the gym and inform someone a Maserati is being towed...then watch him run outside, this way you can size him up.

It is annoying when someone parks like a douche. I have been thinking of having business cards made up and putting them on the windows of DB drivers ( I never will but it makes me feel better to think about doing it as I pass said DB)....card will read:

YOU PARK LIKE A:

1) Douche
2) A-hole
3) You are a Douche
4) Your car is a piece of crap and you're a douche
5) All of the Above

And circle appropriate response

[RickFLM4]

You could also give him a ticket or leave a card:

http://assholetickets.com/givetickets.php
https://www.etsy.com/market/parking_cards

[InternetFame]

Where did he park today?

[JoeyBananas]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

Where did he park today?

Not sure, had to skip today to buy Christmas gifts, lol