Ask a Black person anything? (Paul Mooney Style)

bimmette · 04-13-2016, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

bimmette - Even IRL variations in skin tone can exist between siblings of color. Same with eye color, hair, etc....

IMO - The main cast of the Fresh Prince was about a good as any show for chemistry except maybe Friends - which is the WHITEST show in the history of TV...

Really? To this extreme?

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Either one works. The sound of your voice us just so calming - like Chocolate Rain.

Grape soda is scientifically proven to enhance the state of African presence in the bloodstream. People are known to desire black & milds, do the stanky leg, and emphasize the need to protect Bobby Shmurda.

Blacks don't know what menthol is.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Another serious question.

I have conflicted feelings about the likes of Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. They feel like mock outrage machines LITERALLY oppressing (or at least suppressing) the very people they seem to be helping in order to advance their own lifestyles/agendas. What do you think?

I couldn't agree more with this. Sharpton is a fucking irascible fuck who seeks to undermine his own race in hopes of furthering an agenda that he is not even privy to pursue.

He talks to hear himself talk. Jesse Jackson, toned down version of Sharpton. I've been waiting for Sharpton to die for quite some time, now.

Blacks have a bad name in politics. Thanks Obama.

David0ff · 04-13-2016, 09:58 AM

Why do Black people, men especially, call each other Monica? Most of the time with a big emphasis on that O.... most of the time they makzed sound like an A ... like they b saying Maaaaaniccaaa ...
Y is that?

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 10:00 AM

Only thing I remember/care about Cosby show.

Lord have mercy.

jtodd_fl · 04-13-2016, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Only thing I remember/care about Cosby show.

Lord have mercy.

She was Rihanna before RiRi was Rihanna.

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by David0ff

Why do Black people, men especially, call each other Monica? Most of the time with a big emphasis on that O.... most of the time they makzed sound like an A ... like they b saying Maaaaaniccaaa ...
Y is that?

My God, I thought I was going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard. Why don't you have more rep points, again?

bimmette · 04-13-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Only thing I remember/care about Cosby show.

Lord have mercy.

And she still looks awesome today. Such a cool chick.

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 10:04 AM

There, David0ff

ASBSECU E93 · 04-13-2016, 10:04 AM

bimmette - Yes. Genetics are not 'one size fits all'

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

She was Rihanna before RiRi was Rihanna.

Like, see that hair?

Yep.

Aatish · 04-13-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Blacks are not accustomed to the lofty lifestyle you live.

Questions or ban.

Otherwise, I will call Deebo.

I didn't choose the lofty life; the lofty life chose me.

Do black people like Taco Bell?

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Really? To this extreme?

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

bimmette - Yes. Genetics are not 'one size fits all'

Putting my white hat on.

There are things called chromosomes, nucleic acids and protein which control genetic distribution within cell reproduction and determine things like skin color, gender, etc. The comprising of separate genetic pools and their consolidation can lead to outliers of such quality, and beautiful results, like Lisa Bonet, despite having darker parents.

*exits stage right in 6-4*

jtodd_fl · 04-13-2016, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Like, see that hair?
Yep.

jtodd_fl · 04-13-2016, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I didn't choose the lofty life; the lofty life chose me.

Do black people like Taco Bell?

Probably hate it less than THE Mexicans.

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I didn't choose the lofty life; the lofty life chose me.

Do black people like Taco Bell?

Only if Purple Fanta is in the soda fountain.

ASBSECU E93 · 04-13-2016, 10:09 AM

Verbiage - Little did we know...Bonet was a stupid/crazy chick....her first movie post Cosby Show

Aatish · 04-13-2016, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Probably hate it less than THE Mexicans.

I don't know. All the hispanics that I hire flip a shit when I get them a Taco 12 pack for lunch.

jtodd_fl · 04-13-2016, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Verbiage - Little did we know...Bonet was a stupid/crazy chick....her first movie post Cosby Show

That movie was great. That is a classical calculated career move. (Alliteration for you Verbiage )

Lisa: What should I do next?
Agent: Something TOTALLY not goodie two shoes?
Lisa: Fuck Mickey Rourke covered in blood?
Agent: That should work.

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I don't know. All the hispanics that I hire flip a shit when I get them a Taco 12 pack for lunch.

So many tangents, so little time.

Aatish · 04-13-2016, 10:12 AM

What about orange soda?

Kel seemed to be quite fond of it...

jtodd_fl · 04-13-2016, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

So many tangents, so little time.

You knew the opposite would happen once he got adjacent to you. Shoulda seen the sines.

#mathjoke

Verbiage · 04-13-2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Verbiage - Little did we know...Bonet was a stupid/crazy chick....her first movie post Cosby Show

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That movie was great. That is a classical calculated career move. (Alliteration for you Verbiage )

Lisa: What should I do next?
Agent: Something TOTALLY not goodie two shoes?
Lisa: Fuck Mickey Rourke covered in blood?
Agent: That should work.

The only time I ever truly wanted to be a white man.

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