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      04-11-2016, 11:40 PM   #45
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No lie, girls complement my Miata. They couldn't care less about the BMW.
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      04-12-2016, 12:20 AM   #46
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Best look is from the girl in the car with the dude that thought his car was quicker than a suv.

Other than that soccer moms in Range Rovers give it a glance.

Wife has no interest in cars but now like driving mine :
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This.

So true. The looks on their faces is simply priceless and we just have the X5 35i so I can't imagine how fast yours must be.

Sometimes I want to roll down the window and say, 'It's still a BMW'. But I don't want to perpetuate the '...in BMWs the pricks are on the inside joke.
*Ahem*

A dude with some girl in a M6 (who must have been in a hurry) was racing from stoplight to spotlight. It was one of those days when every light catches you...

I just happened to be in the Touareg that day and felt 'froggy'

At the next light, he took off, with my 'tuned' TDi step for step to the next light

Next light - I gave him the 'sup' nod and let him go about his way
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      04-12-2016, 12:21 AM   #47
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That's why ASBSECU E93 has a drop top.
The only thing my car pulls...are farm animals
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      04-12-2016, 12:29 AM   #49
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I expressively draw the line at Poultry
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Sadly my wife gets most of the 'attention' benefit of the M. When she parks or cold starts the car guys end up chatting her up about the car.
This. I get semi-frequent dudes coming up to me. She gets non-stop wiener parade. When it's me, they are 100% car guys. When it happens to her, it is like 60% car guys and 40% guys only looking to hit on her. (Note that I do realize that the car guys may ALSO be trying to fit on her.) It's worse in the F80. The car guy percentage goes up when she in the E92. This is all self-reported data, I don't stalk her. I have, however, witnessed on a couple occasions when we have met somewhere. It's funny.

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The only thing my car pulls...are farm animals.
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The best I got was a compliment from a waitress as I pulled into a diner right after I bought it (drove it 1k miles home). That was a nice way to kick off the ownership experience.
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Women & BMW's. Do you get more looks with your BMW? Whats the car that brought you the most attention from women and/or men? Ive heard the "guys who drive BMW's are assholes" a couple times, but generally they seem to appreciate the car where I'm from. What are your experience's?

On my way home from work an older age women (30-35) in a e60 528/525 would not stop trying to race me after I stepped on it. I thought screw it, ill blow her out of the water but its all fun and games right? I gave her a couple pulls to show her what was up and each time she would catch up, just crusing next to me smiling, as if she wanted something more. Never saw her again after that.
Referring to women aged 30-35 as "older age" is amusing. Be careful when talking to them.
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Women & BMW's. Do you get more looks with your BMW? Whats the car that brought you the most attention from women and/or men? Ive heard the "guys who drive BMW's are assholes" a couple times, but generally they seem to appreciate the car where I'm from. What are your experience's?

On my way home from work an older age women (30-35) in a e60 528/525 would not stop trying to race me after I stepped on it. I thought screw it, ill blow her out of the water but its all fun and games right? I gave her a couple pulls to show her what was up and each time she would catch up, just crusing next to me smiling, as if she wanted something more. Never saw her again after that.
WTF? "older age women (30-35), my friend that ain't old. This is my wife, 55 my friend.....
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WTF? "older age women (30-35), my friend that ain't old. This is my wife, 55 my friend.....
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Driving through different towns in Europe (mostly the smaller ones - where they don't see a lot of YMB M3s) I get a lot of staring, smiles and jaw dropping from the ladies and have actually had 2 of them drop their panties as well.
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      04-12-2016, 07:45 AM   #57
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Driving through different towns in Europe (mostly the smaller ones - where they don't see a lot of YMB M3s) I get a lot of staring, smiles and draw dropping from the ladies and have actually had 2 of them drop their panties as well.
Panty dropper. Woohoo.
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Women & BMW's. Do you get more looks with your BMW? Whats the car that brought you the most attention from women and/or men? Ive heard the "guys who drive BMW's are assholes" a couple times, but generally they seem to appreciate the car where I'm from. What are your experience's?

On my way home from work an older age women (30-35) in a e60 528/525 would not stop trying to race me after I stepped on it. I thought screw it, ill blow her out of the water but its all fun and games right? I gave her a couple pulls to show her what was up and each time she would catch up, just crusing next to me smiling, as if she wanted something more. Never saw her again after that.
99.9999999% of attention I get are from dudes, of those dudes most of them are also BMW owners.

One time as I'm parking my car to go to the grocery store, I'm grabbing my reusable bags from the trunk and a guy stops me to compliment my car and asks "Is that an M6?". So dumbfounded by the seemingly high levels of idiocy in the question I kind of gave a blank stare before finally realizing he was being serious and I go "It's just a 3 Series". He looked equally dumbfounded after that.
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That's why ASBSECU E93 has a drop top.
The only thing my car pulls...are farm animals
That may be due to the unfortunate square shaped birthmark on your face.

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That may be due to the unfortunate square shaped birthmark on your face.

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That may be due to the unfortunate square shaped birthmark on your face.

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It is a condition, I manage it daily with a creme

Guess I should have protested the anonymity of the goats and Waffles too
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Guess I should have protested the anonymity of the goats and Waffles too
THIS. How could you post a poor kid's face on the interwebs, knowing full well all the pervs out there peeking at them.


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We rounded up 5 roosters to take over to trade at the feed store yesterday. I had two in a bag, and wife was holding three. When I went to jump in her 325i, the stink coming from her eye would rival 1MOREMOD farts. So we went in my truck, me trying to shift without letting the rooster out of the bag. We returned with 4 new hens about of age to start being stepped on by remaining 2 roosters.

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We rounded up 5 roosters to take over to trade at the feed store yesterday. I had two in a bag, and wife was holding three. When I went to jump in her 325i, the stink coming from her eye would rival 1MOREMOD farts. So we went in my truck, me trying to shift without letting the rooster out of the bag. We returned with 4 new hens about of age to start being stepped on by remaining 2 roosters.

This has been Farm-Talk From Cali. We return you now to your regular programming
I love hearing about the agricultural part of Cali. Everyone thinks of Cali as Silicon up north and Silicone down south. Good to hear about the other bits.
You live near Vacaville? That always cracks me up!
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I love hearing about the agricultural part of Cali. Everyone thinks of Cali as Silicon up north and Silicone down south. Good to hear about the other bits.
You live near Vacaville? That always cracks me up!
60 miles north of LA, on the coast. The strawberry capital of the world, Oxnard (that was actually a family's name, two brothers founded a beet-packing plant in the area) I can be at a concert or Kings or Lakers or Clippers game in an hour, but still get to wake up to crowing roosters, and have horses walking down the street at sunset.
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