What do you all do for a living?

Whostheboss · 09-02-2014, 10:53 AM

Goat herder

MidwestGolfBum · 09-02-2014, 10:56 AM

Sex toy tester. Some of them I will never forget...

M3LISSA · 09-02-2014, 11:57 PM

Dental hygienist (no longer 😁😁), and now registered nurse😜💉💉💊💊💊

squishy · 09-03-2014, 12:24 AM

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😜💉💉💊💊💊

this is the last time I take acid and go on xbimmers

M3LISSA · 09-03-2014, 09:27 AM

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ðððððð

this is the last time I take acid and go on xbimmers

Sorry I did it from my iPhone and it was little faces... Then it shows up as blobs... Hope you had a good trip tho ;-)

P1 · 09-03-2014, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by M3LISSA

Sorry I did it from my iPhone and it was little faces... Then it shows up as blobs... Hope you had a good trip tho ;-)

🐙🐚🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🐄🐏🐀🐃🐅🐇🐉🐎🐐🐓🐕🐖🐁🐂🐲🐡🐊🐫🐪🐆🐈🐩🐾💐🌸🌷

954Stealth · 09-03-2014, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by squishy

this is the last time I take acid and go on xbimmers

ɐǝpı pɐq ɐ sı sɹǝɯɯıqx uo buıob puɐ pıɔɐ buıʞɐʇ

upstatedoc · 09-03-2014, 09:58 AM

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ɐǝpı pɐq ɐ sı sɹǝɯɯıqx uo buıob puɐ pıɔɐ buıʞɐʇ

howd you do that

P1 · 09-03-2014, 09:59 AM

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howd you do that

hold your keyboard upside down; try it!

ASAP · 09-03-2014, 10:09 AM

House husband... my wife is the CEO of a little know tech company called Yahoo...

Billup · 09-03-2014, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by P1et

hold your keyboard upside down; try it!

!skrow ti kool yeH

Billup · 09-03-2014, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

House husband... my wife is the CEO of a little know tech company called Yahoo...

She must hate you leaving you with a 135i with AT.

kscarrol · 09-03-2014, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

House husband... my wife is the CEO of a little know tech company called Yahoo...

She must not give you much of an allowance seeing that you "only" drive a 135!

ASAP · 09-03-2014, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

She must hate you leaving you with a 135i with AT.

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

She must not give you much of an allowance seeing that you "only" drive a 135!

Dude I don't know lol... for someone that makes 30 mil a year, I kind of thought my weekly allowance of $500 a week was somewhat low...

On the other hand... I do get a G550 jet to use for anything as long as I beat it up properly

P1 · 09-03-2014, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

House husband... my wife is the CEO of a little know tech company called Yahoo...

Ask her nicely if she'll get you something newer/nicer than a 5-year old 1-seris!

Billup · 09-03-2014, 10:35 AM

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Dude I don't know lol... for someone that makes 30 mil a year, I kind of thought my weekly allowance of $500 a week was somewhat low...

On the other hand... I do get a G550 jet to use for anything as long as I beat it up properly

Alright, so post up a picture of you and her. Lets see what you're working with.

ASAP · 09-03-2014, 10:38 AM

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Ask her nicely if she'll get you something newer/nicer than a 5-year old 1-seris!

I asked her for either an M3 or M5... she was willing to compromise on a Honda Odyssey or Toyota Prius...

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Alright, so post up a picture of you and her. Lets see what you're working with.

Google Marissa Mayer

Billup · 09-03-2014, 10:41 AM

Trust me, I know who she is. Long before you said she was your wife.

If you were smart enough, you would have known to lie that you are a lawyer and investor, not a stay at home dad. Also, your net worth would put you far above a 135i. You would have about 5 M3's and not blink an eye.

Good try though, troll.

ASAP · 09-03-2014, 10:45 AM

Ah, so perhaps the mere $500 a week allowance and low key 135i is starting to make sense

And different part of the country...

Billup · 09-03-2014, 10:47 AM

Hey, you'd be surprised what kind things people ingrain in their own minds to where they think it's true.

Are you a cat fish?

Also, touche. You got me good. Now it feels like a Monday. LOL

ASAP · 09-03-2014, 10:51 AM

haha... it took a while

Billup · 09-03-2014, 10:53 AM

No...., it took way too long. About 5 posts too long.

I digress. You've won the internet today.

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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Trust me, I know who she is. Long before you said she was your wife. If you were smart enough, you would have known to lie that you are a lawyer and investor, not a stay at home dad. Also, your net worth would put you far above a 135i. You would have about 5 M3's and not blink an eye. Good try though, troll.
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ASAP Major General 11016 Rep 9,143 Posts Drives: '23 X3 M40i Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Ah, so perhaps the mere $500 a week allowance and low key 135i is starting to make sense And different part of the country... __________________ 2 x N54 -> 1 x N55 -> 1 x S55-> 1 x B58
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Hey, you'd be surprised what kind things people ingrain in their own minds to where they think it's true. Are you a cat fish? Also, touche. You got me good. Now it feels like a Monday. LOL
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09-03-2014, 10:51 AM	#65
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