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      08-24-2021, 02:45 PM   #6557
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i watch below deck and i like it
That show is total trash but strangely compelling. I’m still mad about how that hot girl narced on Hannah and got her fired just because she wouldn’t let her bunk with her boyfriend
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      08-24-2021, 03:12 PM   #6558
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That show is total trash but strangely compelling. I’m still mad about how that hot girl narced on Hannah and got her fired just because she wouldn’t let her bunk with her boyfriend
wait dude what season is that? i'm not exactly watching them in order and i saw a previous one with hannah and now i'm watching a new one with hannah

i already saw season 3 and am now watching season 1. that was so embarrassing to type.
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I swam in the fountain of Mary Magdalen so probably gonna live forever, or make babies without insemination?
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I swam in the fountain of Mary Magdalen so probably gonna live forever, or make babies without insemination?
You have to drink out of the fountain not just bathe in it!!! 32oz at least in order for it to work.
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I swam in the fountain of Mary Magdalen so probably gonna live forever, or make babies without insemination?
You gotta believe!

Did you pee in it??
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You have to drink out of the fountain not just bathe in it!!! 32oz at least in order for it to work.
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Because of lack of denial, I'll assume the answer to my question is, "Yes"?
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Because of lack of denial, I'll assume the answer to my question is, "Yes"?
I'd say that's a safe bet, if he was that against drinking from said fountain.
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I'd say that's a safe bet, if he was that against drinking from said fountain.
I think Hubba should confess:
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned... in the fountain of the Virgin Mary...."
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I'd say that's a safe bet, if he was that against drinking from said fountain.
I think Hubba should confess:
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned... in the fountain of the Virgin Mary...."
Bold of you to assume that aliens pray.
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Bold of you to assume that aliens pray.
You mean Hubba isn't from the US of A?
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Bold of you to assume that aliens pray.
You mean Hubba isn't from the US of A?
Rumor has it. He's from another planet. But what do I know, I'm new here.
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Bold of you to assume that aliens pray.
You mean Hubba isn't from the US of A?
He's possibly referring to Bubba Ho-Tep, an ancient Egyptian mummy. lol
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      08-24-2021, 07:20 PM   #6572
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Moddie is an alien, can confirm.
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That show is total trash but strangely compelling. I’m still mad about how that hot girl narced on Hannah and got her fired just because she wouldn’t let her bunk with her boyfriend
wait dude what season is that? i'm not exactly watching them in order and i saw a previous one with hannah and now i'm watching a new one with hannah

i already saw season 3 and am now watching season 1. that was so embarrassing to type.
Damn, I'm sorry about that. I'm usually careful about spoilers but for some reason inferred from your post that you watched the whole thing. It's a couple seasons later but i won't spoil it further
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Moddie is an alien, can confirm.
Yes I was abandoned by my peeps here cuz I'm like Joe dirt to them.
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Moddie is an alien, can confirm.
Yes I was abandoned by my peeps here cuz I'm like Joe dirt to them.
Lies. It's because space ships don't have windows that open and your protein shake farts were too much for l the other crew members.
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Lies. It's because space ships don't have windows that open and your protein shake farts were too much for l the other crew members.
Dammit dont spill that
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"911, what's your emergency?"
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HA! All I picture is your avatar guy, being a manic, creating havoc in your neighborhood. Are you the guy everyone is supposed to be "watching" for???

Mine is right out in the open, need to put up a privacy fence here in the near future, assuming lumber prices come back down.
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Lies. It's because space ships don't have windows that open and your protein shake farts were too much for l the other crew members.
He was having trouble shooting the roids in his ass in space because the zero gravity or some shit. You'd think an advanced being would have figured this shit out by now!
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