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Back in my college days... I had a buddy who was totally into this one girl. She was semi uber religious...the kind of girl you'd have to throw a ring on before you could hit it. She was a looker though. So my buddy was able to get her back to his place for a little "action" .
Well he told me that when he thought things were about to go down and he was finally get some pussy, she stopped him and said some religious mess and it would be right for her to have some pre-marital relations. HOWEVER, she said it was cool if they had butt sex. He said he's never done that but wanted to get up in it so bad he just went for it. Next day we are all at this party and he's wobbling around. We're like wtf happened to you. He explained to us that he had to go to the hospital bc it was burning when he peed. The doctor said that he had POOP in his pee hole and it was causing a blockage and it got infected. HAHAHAHA He said they had to shove some sort of stick up there and open it up like an umbrella to scrape the poo out. |
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shoei - I know it was you that wrote that tag....I see how it is.
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07-20-2016, 11:48 AM | #6547 |
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If you want to see the negative effects of social media, just ask any Indian about Facebook and Whatsapp.
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