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      07-19-2016, 10:07 PM   #6403
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Not as much as it's gonna hurt you...
You can not longer talk like man do ,because you lost your balls in Belgium !
But I just found something interesting for you...
Tell me how they taste in your mouth?
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      07-19-2016, 10:12 PM   #6404
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Tell me how they taste in your mouth?
Be careful, that's an offering he can't resist.
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      07-19-2016, 10:13 PM   #6405
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He's gotta be pretty deep in Belgium to lose his balls...
The name is Philippe my dear , and he lost his balls in Belgium (the fucking country) after he peed in my garden..
Do you even read this thread ? It was also last week on the Belgian newsflash ...
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      07-19-2016, 10:15 PM   #6406
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Tell me how they taste in your mouth?
Mouth ?
It's for your sack bro ...because it's empty !
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      07-19-2016, 10:16 PM   #6407
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Be careful, that's an offering he can't resist.
They fit in your ass well ..
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      07-19-2016, 10:22 PM   #6408
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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
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      07-19-2016, 10:26 PM   #6409
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///M Power-Belgium;20283251]They fit in your ass well ..
Was that a gay innuendo? Why would you insist your balls in someone's ass.



Fucking gross dude. Sick.

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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
I'm worried. A dude hitting on us online is very concerning. I hope you've check your bushes. I have all of my guns loaded and the doors double locked, I suggest the same for you
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      07-19-2016, 10:33 PM   #6410
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///M Power-Belgium;20283251]They fit in your ass well ..
Was that a gay innuendo? Why would you insist your balls in someone's ass.



Fucking gross dude. Sick.

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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
I'm worried. A dude hitting on us online is very concerning. I hope you've check your bushes. I have all of my guns loaded and the doors double locked, I suggest the same for you
Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
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      07-19-2016, 10:39 PM   #6411
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Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
Rob will never find me in his bushes. I wear dark attire.

Lups, I clean her pool naked, that's no mystery after all these years.

Biorin, she has nice bushes, I keep them trimmed under the radar.

Sara...., bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaahaha ha!


... f87 is a tedious work in progress



I will say, I'm at least not sexually challenged and respect each any every one of them in public. So theres that.
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      07-19-2016, 10:44 PM   #6412
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Do you have a game plan?
Yes. Going to Block Island in Rhode Island and going to Maine. Never been to either state. Already had to change my itinerary and stay longer.
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      07-19-2016, 10:44 PM   #6413
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Another sexual innuendo !!

It going down in the DM, belgie?
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Belgie and Grimmy I vote as the two most sexually repressed members.


The sexual driven comments remind me of comments from the unfortunate Jr high school sex ed class and the kid getting excited about the cartoon internal vag pictures.
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Not as much as it's gonna hurt you...
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Tell me how they taste in your mouth?
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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
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Was that a gay innuendo? Why would you insist your balls in someone's ass.



Fucking gross dude. Sick.



I'm worried. A dude hitting on us online is very concerning. I hope you've check your bushes. I have all of my guns loaded and the doors double locked, I suggest the same for you
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Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
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Rob will never find me in his bushes. I wear dark attire.

Lups, I clean her pool naked, that's no mystery after all these years.

Biorin, she has nice bushes, I keep them trimmed under the radar.

Sara...., bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaahaha ha!


... f87 is a tedious work in progress
Good night ladies , it was all my pleasure for "today"
No worries ladies " I'll be back " for both of you pussies !
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      07-19-2016, 10:45 PM   #6414
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Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
I've been here 8 years and I still get an H. Da fuq people!!
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      07-19-2016, 10:47 PM   #6415
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Got Dammit!!!!

Stop quoting the post that I'm tagged in!!!!

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      07-19-2016, 10:51 PM   #6416
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///M Power-Belgium;20283251]They fit in your ass well ..
Was that a gay innuendo? Why would you insist your balls in someone's ass.



Fucking gross dude. Sick.

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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
I'm worried. A dude hitting on us online is very concerning. I hope you've check your bushes. I have all of my guns loaded and the doors double locked, I suggest the same for you
Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
You mean stop quoting this one?
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      07-19-2016, 10:52 PM   #6417
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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
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Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
Rob will never find me in his bushes. I wear dark attire.

Lups, I clean her pool naked, that's no mystery after all these years.

Biorin, she has nice bushes, I keep them trimmed under the radar.

Sara...., bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaahaha ha!


... f87 is a tedious work in progress



I will say, I'm at least not sexually challenged and respect each any every one of them in public. So theres that.
Note the plural of bushes, people. One for each testicle.
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      07-19-2016, 10:55 PM   #6418
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///M Power-Belgium;20283251]They fit in your ass well ..
Was that a gay innuendo? Why would you insist your balls in someone's ass.



Fucking gross dude. Sick.

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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
I'm worried. A dude hitting on us online is very concerning. I hope you've check your bushes. I have all of my guns loaded and the doors double locked, I suggest the same for you
Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
You mean stop quoting this one?
Yup, that's the one.
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      07-19-2016, 10:56 PM   #6420
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Can we see the BP ladies tinder/match.com profiles?
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What's with all the butt hurt
Anal virgins - have some sympathy.
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///M Power-Belgium;20283251]They fit in your ass well ..
Was that a gay innuendo? Why would you insist your balls in someone's ass.



Fucking gross dude. Sick.

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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
I'm worried. A dude hitting on us online is very concerning. I hope you've check your bushes. I have all of my guns loaded and the doors double locked, I suggest the same for you
Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
You mean stop quoting this one?
I think that's the one.
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      07-19-2016, 10:59 PM   #6423
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///M Power-Belgium;20283251]They fit in your ass well ..
Was that a gay innuendo? Why would you insist your balls in someone's ass.



Fucking gross dude. Sick.

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Sounds like belgie has a lot of loving to give us, Ax... Do you think we can Eiffel Tower him?
I'm worried. A dude hitting on us online is very concerning. I hope you've check your bushes. I have all of my guns loaded and the doors double locked, I suggest the same for you
Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
Especially ASBSECU E93 though... Poor thing...
You mean stop quoting this one?
I think that's the one.
U sure ?
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      07-19-2016, 10:59 PM   #6424
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Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
though... Poor thing...
Nice. I got upgraded from an m2 to a Berlinetta!
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