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      03-07-2016, 09:05 PM   #617
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I just keep thinking about Tsui Wah every time OP talks about something. I think I need to eat something.

Just talk to people. Learn about the law of averages and one day you will get someone to bit. You miss 100% of the womenz you don't talk to" - Walter Gretzskies
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      03-07-2016, 09:07 PM   #618
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I have a feeling this is grimlock (yes, cross posted from other thread)
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      03-07-2016, 09:15 PM   #619
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I have a feeling this is grimlock (yes, cross posted from other thread)
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      03-07-2016, 09:24 PM   #620
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Agreed, we talked for almost 4 hours straight over frapps, so that was nice.
Did you buy two 2 frapps because they were half price for members?
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      03-07-2016, 10:30 PM   #621
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this is the greatest thread going.......

Dont stop alpha..........dont stop........
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      03-07-2016, 11:55 PM   #622
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read this as "plenty of guts and glory holes for me"
sorry
Read this as "you want to go out on a date." Sorry, not today.
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      03-08-2016, 02:31 AM   #623
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No matter what you do or say Grimmy, you'll always be a winner in my book. Just be yourself and approach more girls/women. Someday, one will bite and your whole game will change. Been supporting your creepy ass since day one.

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      03-08-2016, 07:38 AM   #624
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Did you buy two 2 frapps because they were half price for members?
Members of what? Hipster Starbucks club? I'm not cool enough to get a member patch.
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      03-08-2016, 07:40 AM   #625
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Members of what? Hipster Starbucks club? I'm not cool enough to get a member patch.
Maybe you could have used hers, then.
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      03-08-2016, 07:45 AM   #626
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She doesn't usually drink coffee either..., in fact, I don't even remember why we picked SB's to begin with. I've kicked coffee. Unsweet tea all day. Then beer. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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She doesn't usually drink coffee either..., in fact, I don't even remember why we picked SB's to begin with. I've kicked coffee. Unsweet tea all day. Then beer. Lather, rinse, repeat.
And Newports.
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      03-08-2016, 07:54 AM   #628
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It's easier when you distribute the stash for the whole region. You get all sorts of flavors.
Yeah, The senoritas in Spain were spicy.. a very peculiar flavor of european


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people still try to pick up others face to face?! that is SO 2013
I don't know man, i think i hit the age limit on tinder, so relatively IRL works alot better, also cuz i look younger so it's actually not that strange to hit up chicks 10+yrs younger than me


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That's some beta cringe shit right there, Mr. Alphagrimlock.
finally, u have appeared on the radar.. a few comments like this and we'll get u a personality soon enough

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Give it a day or two.
okay.. I'm just thinking 'be natural', which is kind of self-defeating

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I just keep thinking about Tsui Wah every time OP talks about something. I think I need to eat something.

Just talk to people. Learn about the law of averages and one day you will get someone to bit. You miss 100% of the womenz you don't talk to" - Walter Gretzskies
u must have some fun memories of HK.
yeah i think i'm just being greedy, and of course everyday empathy skills could use some improvement
yeah im just going to hit up every girl i come across thats amenable.. lol gretzky

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I have a feeling this is grimlock (yes, cross posted from other thread)
well done Sir
but thanks for the encourage now I'm as self conscious as ever before I have sent her the first whatsapp msg
i anticipate something like oh I already have a bf but u were so interesting..
instant boner reduction

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Read this as "you want to go out on a date." Sorry, not today.
r u talking to the glory hole or someone else?

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No matter what you do or say Grimmy, you'll always be a winner in my book. Just be yourself and approach more girls/women. Someday, one will bite and your whole game will change. Been supporting your creepy ass since day one.

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and eerrily i have a feeling u will be my biggest supporter
the circle of life has come full circle
u guys teach me to talk to women, and i teach u to be men
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      03-08-2016, 08:04 AM   #629
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So the guy in the same building met me yesterday in the parking garage. He looks nothing like his picture. I gave him a hug though. NEXT!
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Nope, something else.
WHY YOU CHANGE YOUR SIG?!!!
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      03-08-2016, 08:08 AM   #631
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So the guy in the same building met me yesterday in the parking garage. He looks nothing like his picture. I gave him a hug though. NEXT!
Did he do the "uncomfortably tight" hug? *shudder*
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      03-08-2016, 08:09 AM   #632
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So the guy in the same building met me yesterday in the parking garage. He looks nothing like his picture. I gave him a hug though. NEXT!
so if they look like their picture = automatic BJ?
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Did he do the "uncomfortably tight" hug? *shudder*
I dont even remember. I gave him the one arm hug. Like "Hi Bye!"
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      03-08-2016, 08:21 AM   #634
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^
that kind of rejection stings the most
like bitter-sweet, a taste of boob followed by instant withdrawal of it.. poor guy
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      03-08-2016, 08:22 AM   #635
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God damn, it took me way too long to get the "Curry making threes" reference...
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      03-08-2016, 08:24 AM   #636
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God damn, it took me way too long to get the "Curry making threes" reference...
i dont watch the nba but it even appears on youtube front page..

swoosh!
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      03-08-2016, 08:28 AM   #637
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God damn, it took me way too long to get the "Curry making threes" reference...
or u thought i was indian?
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      03-08-2016, 08:31 AM   #638
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or u thought i was indian?
LMAO. Considering I am, I thought your were making a next level curry reference. After watching the game last night, I realized it was a Steph Curry reference.
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