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      07-19-2016, 02:25 AM   #6073
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Help her turn that filter off on her phone and the panties drop for sure. Probably didn't know her camera phone could do color.
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      07-19-2016, 02:26 AM   #6074
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      07-19-2016, 02:27 AM   #6075
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I'll be going at it for years brother, not getting into another relationship for 4 years min
I don't blame you. I'm not trying too hard to get into one (that might be a lie lol). If a nice girl comes my way, I'll go for it. If not, oh well.

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      07-19-2016, 02:28 AM   #6076
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Matched up with this chick, go to her IG, all her pics are in black and white...umm....OK then
She seems hot. Black and white brings out fine detail.
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      07-19-2016, 02:30 AM   #6077
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Matched up with this chick, go to her IG, all her pics are in black and white...umm....OK then
She seems hot. Black and white brings out fine detail.
True.

Maybe a better medium to edit photos to black and white would be photography though

Just seems bland and uninteresting

But hey! Whatever floats your boat!

Certainly didn't float mine
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      07-19-2016, 02:31 AM   #6078
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I'll be going at it for years brother, not getting into another relationship for 4 years min
I don't blame you. I'm not trying too hard to get into one (that might be a lie lol). If a nice girl comes my way, I'll go for it. If not, oh well.

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Ahh arrange marriage bhai?! :
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Ahh arrange marriage bhai?! :
"My (insert relative)'s daughter is a good girl! You 2 should talk"

Or

"Why don't you find a girl and settle down? I can help you!"

I have nothing against arranged marriage. I endorse it, actually. Like, parents should show their kids potential partners IF AND ONLY IF the kid is having a hard time finding one or is in a bad relationship.
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So Mike's got a potential catch, Smooshy-woosh is still at it, Belgium is in the middle of a conspiracy, Verbiage is banned , EALM4 is bored, Silvergray's got new rims, Bimmette is observing, Luv is killing everybody left and right, Biorin is sniping, and JT is normal.
No killing. More like a zombie. Haven't slept in two days.
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So Mike's got a potential catch, Smooshy-woosh is still at it, Belgium is in the middle of a conspiracy, Verbiage is banned , EALM4 is bored, Silvergray's got new rims, Bimmette is observing, Luv is killing everybody left and right, Biorin is sniping, and JT is normal.
No killing. More like a zombie. Haven't slept in two days.
What's keeping you up gur?
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So Mike's got a potential catch, Smooshy-woosh is still at it, Belgium is in the middle of a conspiracy, Verbiage is banned , EALM4 is bored, Silvergray's got new rims, Bimmette is observing, Luv is killing everybody left and right, Biorin is sniping, and JT is normal.
No killing. More like a zombie. Haven't slept in two days.
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I think it's time to start drinking before bed.
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I think it's time to start drinking before bed.
That's an idea
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So Mike's got a potential catch, Smooshy-woosh is still at it, Belgium is in the middle of a conspiracy, Verbiage is banned , EALM4 is bored, Silvergray's got new rims, Bimmette is observing, Luv is killing everybody left and right, Biorin is sniping, and JT is normal.
No killing. More like a zombie. Haven't slept in two days.
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Ahh arrange marriage bhai?! :
"My (insert relative)'s daughter is a good girl! You 2 should talk"

Or

"Why don't you find a girl and settle down? I can help you!"

I have nothing against arranged marriage. I endorse it, actually. Like, parents should show their kids potential partners IF AND ONLY IF the kid is having a hard time finding one or is in a bad relationship.
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Why did I leave? Why did I sell those shares? Why didn't I make a move on her? Why didn't I get an ///M? Why?
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Ahh arrange marriage bhai?! :
"My (insert relative)'s daughter is a good girl! You 2 should talk"

Or

"Why don't you find a girl and settle down? I can help you!"

I have nothing against arranged marriage. I endorse it, actually. Like, parents should show their kids potential partners IF AND ONLY IF the kid is having a hard time finding one or is in a bad relationship.
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You seem concerned. Can I assist?
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So Mike's got a potential catch, Smooshy-woosh is still at it, Belgium is in the middle of a conspiracy, Verbiage is banned , EALM4 is bored, Silvergray's got new rims, Bimmette is observing, Luv is killing everybody left and right, Biorin is sniping, and JT is normal.
No killing. More like a zombie. Haven't slept in two days.
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My brain. Won't shut down ever.
Could be worse...
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