You know you're old when...

vreihen16 · 04-21-2023, 03:57 PM

...when you trade your Water Pik for an ice pick.....

Esteban · 04-26-2023, 06:46 PM

😜

PcarFan · 04-26-2023, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

😜

That sounds like me

JJ 911SC · 04-26-2023, 09:20 PM

Beer commercial on TV could not show the beer itself...

UncleWede · 04-26-2023, 10:55 PM

I’ve been quoting an old Pizza Hut radio commercial to my GIL and had to pull it up on my phone to have her hear it

Then I did the math and she was born 19 years after the commercial

“Go to da freezer, get da box”

“I’m helllpppiinnnnggggg!”

Esteban · 04-26-2023, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I’ve been quoting an old Pizza Hut radio commercial to my GIL and had to pull it up on my phone to have her hear it

Then I did the math and she was born 19 years after the commercial

“Go to da freezer, get da box”

“I’m helllpppiinnnnggggg!”

That’s Round Table.

UncleWede · 04-26-2023, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

That’s Round Table.

Memory is the second thing to go

Esteban · 04-27-2023, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Memory is the second thing to go

You got me, Wede.

UncleWede · 04-27-2023, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

You got me, Wede.

Can’t remember the first thing

vreihen16 · 04-27-2023, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Can’t remember the first thing

Dry shoe tops when standing at a toilet?????

wdb · 04-27-2023, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ 911SC

Beer commercial on TV could not show the beer itself...

I think the law is that you can't show them drinking the beer. It's still a law in the US.

vreihen16 · 04-27-2023, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wdb

I think the law is that you can't show them drinking the beer. It's still a law in the US.

Yes, but JJ is in Canada.....

JJ 911SC · 04-27-2023, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdb

I think the law is that you can't show them drinking the beer. It's still a law in the US.

Quote:

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Yes, but JJ is in Canada.....

When I was a kid back in the 60's, in Canada they could not show the beer at all. Now a day, it might be like you said, I'll have to pay attention when I see the next one.

Then again they had the "I don't feel fresh" advert at dinner time since the 90's, and you can't see people drinking beer

UncleWede · 04-28-2023, 12:40 AM

If you’re drinking the douche, you’re doing it wrong

vreihen16 · 04-29-2023, 06:10 PM

...when your school bus didn't need a door gunner.....

Lady Jane · 04-29-2023, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...when your school bus didn't need a door gunner.....

Tough neighborhood...?

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diirk · 04-29-2023, 06:28 PM

You know you're old when your insurance promotion goes up strictly because of your age

Buug959 · 04-29-2023, 07:14 PM

...you remember getting a new reg. plate every year.

3.0L · 04-30-2023, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...when you trade your Water Pik for an ice pick.....

How to get rid of scrotum crabs:

Shave the left side, then set the right side on fire.

When the crabs run to the left side, stab them with an ice pick.

Esteban · 05-04-2023, 01:27 AM

👴

Esteban · 05-04-2023, 03:46 PM

You know you're old when you drop something and ask yourself if you really needed it.

3798j · 05-05-2023, 10:50 AM

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