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01-05-2017, 11:58 AM | #575 |
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I've just remembered a few:
A) many moons ago I was talking to this chick named Melissa IIRC, had sex a few times but we were never cereal. After a few rounds of action between the sheets I began talking to some other chick and I was actually on a date with the new chick when Melissa called and told her point blank I was with the new chick (I forget her name but lets call her Lolita). Melissa quickly hung up the phone with me. Lolita asked who was that and I told her straight up a girl I was messing around with. Lolita's reply, "Well I must be doing something right if you're with me now and not with her." Little did Lolita know that Melissa text me hours later asking if she could come over for fun, which I allowed. Lolita and I hooked up maybe three times before getting cereal with some random dude. 2) I think I've mentioned this before but I wore a thong to work in NY on my last day to win some $20 bets. D) When doing laundry, sometimes I mix white with colored clothes and set the washer on cold wash just because I was too lazy to separate. |
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01-05-2017, 12:46 PM | #576 |
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You're supposed to wash colored clothes separate from whites? There are settings other than normal wash and warm water? Let me guess, fabric softener too?
Who the fuck has time for that shit. |
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01-05-2017, 01:10 PM | #577 |
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Couldn't agree with you more. Wifey gets mad at me when I don't separate . Cold water/warm water/hot water, hey as long as it's clean, it's clean.
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01-05-2017, 01:41 PM | #579 |
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Should be, wonder if she was hot.
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I chose my career over the only woman I've ever loved/truly understood me.
Now, successful- is a term many would chose to describe my current financial situation. But it wasn't worth it. One of the few things I still beat myself up over almost daily.
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You'll be aight bro. Everything that happens comes about as a result of powers that are greater than us. Keep pushing.
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I fucking hate the fuel economy of a 6.4L hemi. Even with eco mode and cylinder deactivation, it's still worse than anything I can imagine in this day and age.
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I'm averaging a respectable 13 mpg on my 5.7L Hemi.
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