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      03-07-2016, 10:05 AM   #551
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How the fuck?


Also, I've been eyeing this chick for a good week. Light skinned Indian, well proportioned, and seemed like a pretty cool chick. Was talking with some friends, when she just happens to sit on the lounge chair 4 feet way, to my 11. I noticed she had a DSLR, so I used that as the breaker. Talked for about 5 minutes about photography; she did pro shoots for people on the side. Told her if she needed and assistance, I'm always looking to shoot something besides cars and landscapes.

Casually whipped out my business card. Told her to have a nice a day. Walked away all cool and shit.


so any follow up yet?
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'Tis the price you pay for being a gentleman and conceding to the lady tendencies.
Trust Verbiage. He knows. First time he sucked a dick (you know, conceding to her tendencies all, he said it was really uncomfortable. I guess he got used to it though???
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Trust Verbiage. He knows. First time he sucked a dick (you know, conceding to her tendencies all, he said it was really uncomfortable. I guess he got used to it though???
Balls all day long!
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Canon 70D...She seemed like a Cannon girl. I'm a Sony guy.
Deal breaker. Canon 70D. If you *must* do Canon, 5D is acceptable, but 1D is preferable. Tell her to get her you'll just use an iPhone, if her only option is the 70D.

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Deal breaker. Canon 70D. If you *must* do Canon, 5D is acceptable, but 1D is preferable. Tell her to get her you'll just use an iPhone, if her only option is the 70D.

(heh)
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So I meet this girl on Friday at a local lounge/club.
I was outside smoking with my usual James Bondish look and she walks towards me, tells me that my face inspires confidence and my leather gloves turn her on.
So we chit chat, exchange numbers, each go back to our group of friends.
4am rolls by, she calls me, I go see her, we bang the whole weekend.
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      03-07-2016, 11:51 AM   #557
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So I meet this girl on Friday at a local lounge/club.
I was outside smoking with my usual James Bondish look and she walks towards me, tells me that my face inspires confidence and my leather gloves turn her on.
So we chit chat, exchange numbers, each go back to our group of friends.
4am rolls by, she calls me, I go see her, we bang the whole weekend.
End of story
Finally some win in this thread
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So I meet this girl on Friday at a local lounge/club.
I was outside smoking with my usual James Bondish look and she walks towards me, tells me that my face inspires confidence and my leather gloves turn her on.
So we chit chat, exchange numbers, each go back to our group of friends.
4am rolls by, she calls me, I go see her, we bang the whole weekend.
End of story
Common, it's harder for hetero guys - when u don't care ofcourse it will be easier
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This precipates more peripheral mayhem, as none of the surrounding white ppl can believe this asian dude is macking up this beautiful young thing.. still cannot effect me. I'm curry making threes.
If you speak like this in real life, you sir are never getting laid by more than a trucker at a rest stop gloryhole.

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Canon 70D...She seemed like a Cannon girl. I'm a Sony guy.
Deal breaker. Canon 70D. If you *must* do Canon, 5D is acceptable, but 1D is preferable. Tell her to get her you'll just use an iPhone, if her only option is the 70D.

(heh)
I agree. Preferably, I'd like a Sony A7. But hey, it's not in the camera, it's how you use it.
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How the fuck?


Also, I've been eyeing this chick for a good week. Light skinned Indian, well proportioned, and seemed like a pretty cool chick. Was talking with some friends, when she just happens to sit on the lounge chair 4 feet way, to my 11. I noticed she had a DSLR, so I used that as the breaker. Talked for about 5 minutes about photography; she did pro shoots for people on the side. Told her if she needed and assistance, I'm always looking to shoot something besides cars and landscapes.

Casually whipped out my business card. Told her to have a nice a day. Walked away all cool and shit.


so any follow up yet?
Going to grab some coffee this week. Will keep y'all posted.
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No, but if either of us visit the other in respective countries, highly likely.

Oh, and I toke a crap like literally 5mins after getting her number when she said she needed to take a nap, right after giving me her contact. The bathroom was right behind our seat, and I crapped out a big massive loud one... how she felt about it, I cannot say. But we disembarked together and everthing seemed okay. It must be true what they say about negative experiences being bonding ones.
Cool story bro.
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If you speak like this in real life, you sir are never getting laid by more than a trucker at a rest stop gloryhole.


when r the betas allowed to pass comment on the alphas?
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Going to grab some coffee this week. Will keep y'all posted.
so she did contact u? that's a big step right there
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Cool story bro.
when u make out with a dude, u will have enough guts as I
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so she did contact u? that's a big step right there
Well, I never request a girls number. Instead I casually pass her my number, give her something to entice her, and then leave. Usually, curiosity gets the best of them and I get a text saying "Hey, it's ******".

Such was the case this time.
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Well, I never request a girls number. Instead I casually pass her my number, give her something to entice her, and then leave. Usually, curiosity gets the best of them and I get a text saying "Hey, it's ******".

Such was the case this time.
I see, this is devilish skill.. what comes after, master?
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when r the betas allowed to pass comment on the alphas?
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when u make out with a dude, u will have enough guts as I
Is that what it took?

So the Trucker gloryhole is right up your...ahem...alley.

Oh and all three of your "stories" ended up with you dick in hand. Not post worthy.
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I see, this is devilish skill.. what comes after, master?
Anything in your imagination, young padawan.

Just don't text anything major (life experience, stories, etc.) Anything that requires emotion to get the full effect, probably won't be conveyed completely through text. Save that for the coffee date
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Then why aren't you one yet? Who, why or what are you apologizing for?
Seriously, for me it was a big step.. fuck living like a coward.
But then u realize 99+% of ppl are.. very few people have actually developed to the point they have no legitimate fear.
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Is that what it took?

So the Trucker gloryhole is right up your...ahem...alley.

Oh and all three of your "stories" ended up with you dick in hand. Not post worthy.
No it ended with me walking out of the plane with the girl and everybody looking wondering WTF happened.. who is this chinese dude?
That's what happened man. Freakin shook up the world.. the actual pussy is not far. And when it rains it pours. Better believe it like golden state warriors
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