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      07-17-2016, 04:47 PM   #5677
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Dude!!! HAHAHAHA

When I took that screenshot, she was in San Diego, 16 miles away. Now she's 116 miles away near you in Long Beach!!

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Should I go first? WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO FUN.

Hahahahahahah poor girl. Seriously, is men are glorified for banging left and right, while women, slut shamed.

F87LUV please don't ever join these type of apps. I don't even know what you look like, but you deserve better
Lol. Don't worry. I deleted it when I started reading this thread.


Also, I don't post stupid pictures with my tongue hanging out or write promiscuous bios.
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      07-17-2016, 04:51 PM   #5678
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For the record I still haven't gotten a match?! Have I fallen off that hard?! Jesus I must look like ass
Gtfo...seriously?

You a picky swiper?

Also, I tend to get 75% fewer matches on weekends, cause everyone's out busy. Maybe that's why?
I've lowered my standards to where they would ruin my resume and I'm still getting nothing
Patience, grasshopper
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      07-17-2016, 04:53 PM   #5679
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For the record I still haven't gotten a match?! Have I fallen off that hard?! Jesus I must look like ass
Gtfo...seriously?

You a picky swiper?

Also, I tend to get 75% fewer matches on weekends, cause everyone's out busy. Maybe that's why?
I've lowered my standards to where they would ruin my resume and I'm still getting nothing
Patience, grasshopper
But I'm a sex icon
Even the great fall sometimes my son

Thou shall rise once more

Patience is a virtue
Christ you're right.


Thanks my boy
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Here's a profile pic highlighting your strengths.
Ohhhhh...Christ pal , her tongue looks like an eel !
You would suffocate my friend !

5/10 .
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I have a headache from all these emojis
The three Instagram photos look promising
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M/F ???
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      07-17-2016, 05:00 PM   #5683
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M/F ???
I'm more concerned with what she's wearing. Reminds me of spring roll wrap...
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I'm more concerned with what she's wearing. Reminds me of spring roll wrap...
Fashion !
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      07-17-2016, 05:01 PM   #5685
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F for sure!

If that's a M, I will be shocked

My friend!! You never answered M/F on the last one I posted!
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Booty.
"That's" a lot better my friend !

9.5/10 !!!
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      07-17-2016, 05:06 PM   #5688
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Booty.
"That's" a lot better my friend !

9.5/10 !!!
From the back, yes. From the front, sure. Considering personality, not that high lol
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F for sure!

If that's a M, I will be shocked

My friend!! You never answered M/F on the last one I posted!
I found her on a site with "Ladyboys" only ! So it's => M
I'm really sorry my friend but she has a wiener as well...

Really ? I missed that one from you...Where is it ? Link ?
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I got a bad feeling about this one, lol...

*cues the crying game soundtrack
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I got a bad feeling about this one, lol...
Us Asians can tell man women from real women.

And that is definitely a man women.
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F for sure!

If that's a M, I will be shocked

My friend!! You never answered M/F on the last one I posted!
I found her on a site with "Ladyboys" only ! So it's => M
I'm really sorry my friend but she has a wiener as well...

Really ? I missed that one from you...Where is it ? Link ?
What!? Her pec spacing, collar bone, smile, eyes, hair line, jaw line...wow, I'm shocked my friend

Here it is:
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What!? Her pec spacing, collar bone, smile, eyes, hair line, jaw line...wow, I'm shocked my friend

Here it is:
F
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What!? Her pec spacing, collar bone, smile, eyes, hair line, jaw line...wow, I'm shocked my friend

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F
Correct!

Belgium 6 - 3 USA

Here's another one...think carefully...
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I got a bad feeling about this one, lol...
Us Asians can tell man women from real women.

And that is definitely a man women.
As an Asian who has been forced to spend some time near Maury tapings... That shit can be difficult
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What!? Her pec spacing, collar bone, smile, eyes, hair line, jaw line...wow, I'm shocked my friend

Here it is:
F
Correct!

Belgium 6 - 3 USA

Here's another one...think carefully...
May I suggest choosing a photo that doesn't have "cockatoo ladyboy bar" watermarked for the next challenge?
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What!? Her pec spacing, collar bone, smile, eyes, hair line, jaw line...wow, I'm shocked my friend

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F
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Belgium 6 - 3 USA

Here's another one...think carefully...
May I suggest choosing a photo that doesn't have "cockatoo ladyboy bar" watermarked for the next challenge?
Shit :
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Correct!

Belgium 6 - 3 USA

Here's another one...think carefully...
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