You know you're old when...

Esteban · 02-02-2023, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, if they find/remove, I have to go back again??? Headed for another glass of Fibra Kania

What they do is (a new thing?) make you come back in 5 or 6 years if they find a polyp, every 10 years if nothing is found. But only to a certain age and not sure what that age is.

Dino GT · 02-03-2023, 01:29 PM

.....when you have to sit down to put your socks on

M_Six · 02-03-2023, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

.....when you have to sit down to put your socks on

I've pretty much always had to do that. Now I have to do it to put my pants on.

Esteban · 02-03-2023, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

.....when you have to sit down to put your socks on

I've pretty much always had to do that. Now I have to do it to put my pants on.

I've always sat down to do both those things. I thought everyone did.

Dino GT · 02-03-2023, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

I've always sat down to do both those things. I thought everyone did.

I`m 56, and I've always put my socks on and pants standing up....Until today

Esteban · 02-03-2023, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

I`m 56, and I've always put my socks on and pants standing up....Until today

68 here and always did it sitting down. Not because I'm older, just always have.

Different strokes.

floridaorange · 02-04-2023, 08:58 AM

It takes more dye to cover the grey's

SpeedBuggy · 02-04-2023, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by floridaorange

It takes more dye to cover the grey's

Yeah, If you have enough hair left to dye............

M_Six · 02-04-2023, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SpeedBuggy

Yeah, If you have enough hair left to dye............

I just went to a buzz cut. Easier to take care of.

SpeedBuggy · 02-04-2023, 10:19 AM

Yeah, I have graduated to the same.

In the 70's single had long hair down over the shoulder. Periodically pulled back in a ponytail.

In the 80's got married, hair cut shorter, just below the collar.

In the 90's, Kid's came along, career move, hair cut shortened up above the collar and ears.

2000's Marriage, Kids and Job, the hair thins and begins to turn grey, scissor cut trying to leave as much as possible.

2010's Balding on top and even more grey, still getting a scissor cut, but is it worth it.

2020's Awe the hell with it, buzz cut with a #3

garyfried · 02-04-2023, 10:48 AM

I'm 72 and can get my pants and my sox on while standing up, but why bother. I just say I forgot my pants and sox and leave it at that. As for hair the homeless look can work for a while.

Dpc2u · 02-04-2023, 11:39 AM

Seems about right.

Buug959 · 02-05-2023, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

I just went to a buzz cut. Easier to take care of.

Yup, you can wash your hair with a facecloth.

Esteban · 02-05-2023, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

I just went to a buzz cut. Easier to take care of.

My haircutter uses a #6 then #4 on the sides and back. Comb it once when I get out of the shower.

3.0L · 02-05-2023, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

My haircutter uses a #6 then #4 on the sides and back. Comb it once when I get out of the shower.

I still go to an old-fashioned barber shop that has a barber pole out front.

Esteban · 02-05-2023, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

I still go to an old-fashioned barber shop that has a barber pole out front.

The same haircutter has been cutting my hair for about 17 years. She's the manager of this place that used to be a Fantastic Sams but now is called Fabulous Cuts & Color. Same place, same people work there, same owner, different name.

JJ 911SC · 02-05-2023, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

The same haircutter has been cutting my hair for about 17 years.

Since 1976, I had 5 barbers.

#1 in Halifax
#2 in Montréal
#3 in Ottawa, die on the job
#4 in Ottawa, also die on the job
#5 in Ottawa, told him that he was now my barber because the last 2 bought the farm...

Esteban · 02-05-2023, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ 911SC

Since 1976, I had 5 barbers…

If #5 dies then you'll know you're jinxing them.

UncleWede · 02-06-2023, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ 911SC

#3 in Ottawa, die on the job
#4 in Ottawa, also die on the job

Cut an artery??? WTF, I never considered barbering to be that much of a health issue when I did it back in college.

UncleWede · 02-06-2023, 08:10 PM

Say, anyone remember Jenny’s number?

Esteban · 02-06-2023, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Say, anyone remember Jenny’s number?

867-530 ni-ee-yine

garyfried · 02-06-2023, 09:19 PM

My barber has a pole as well with naked girls swinging on it. Hang on, that is not the barber.

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