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      07-17-2016, 01:21 PM   #5523
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As long as you're not the one on the receiving end of the dick- never.

But if you stick that dick into your mouth/bootyhole- total homo.
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As long as you're not the one on the receiving end of the dick- never.

But if you stick that dick into your mouth/bootyhole- total homo.
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@F87LUV I had my M2 logo "smoked" with a little dark film. Would look sweet on yours. Had the mirror light strips covered too.
You make me want to suck up the bad residuals and get one....

Car looks great!
Thanks. Here are a couple side pics.
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What about just the tip? I'm asking for my friend.
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      07-17-2016, 02:00 PM   #5529
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You ask this after...
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Let me marry your sister. Or fuck it- your brother too.
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@F87LUV I had my M2 logo "smoked" with a little dark film. Would look sweet on yours. Had the mirror light strips covered too.
You make me want to suck up the bad residuals and get one....

Car looks great!
Thanks. Here are a couple side pics.
It's like...when you're at the beach and there are girls tanning their back and they unstrap their top, and you see all the side boob just plop out
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      07-17-2016, 02:02 PM   #5531
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What about just the tip? I'm asking for my friend.
Allegedly?
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Let me marry your sister. Or fuck it- your brother too.
In fact... Sig worthy.
I'll gay for pay if it means I'm part of that Indian oil money
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It's like...when you're at the beach and there are girls tanning their back and they unstrap their top, and you see all the side boob just overflow from the side
Dude... overflowing side boob FTMFW!
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It's like...when you're at the beach and there are girls tanning their back and they unstrap their top, and you see all the side boob just overflow from the side
Dude... overflowing side boob FTMFW!
I edited it to "plop out"
Seemed more appropriate.

The only thing nicer than a volcano of oozing side boob is an onion booty- booty so fine it brings a tear to your eye
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I edited it to "plop out"
Seemed more appropriate.

The only thing nicer than a volcano of oozing side boob is an onion booty- booty so fine it brings a tear to your eye
Good call. Plopping > overflowing. Every time. "Flopping out" on the other hand = no bueno. #nofloppiesplz
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Ass is ass , no matter what ass for Mr SS ..
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I edited it to "plop out"
Seemed more appropriate.

The only thing nicer than a volcano of oozing side boob is an onion booty- booty so fine it brings a tear to your eye
Good call. Plopping > overflowing. Every time. "Flopping out" on the other hand = no bueno. #nofloppiesplz
Ah yes.

Floppy/flopping is only appropriate when referring to massive donkey dick and in an insulting manner.

I.e.

"Bmwf22 mom enjoys sucking on big floppy donkey dick"
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CNN on here and WTF happend in Baton Rouge ?

3 police officers were killed ...But by who and why ?
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CNN on here and WTF happend in Baton Rouge ?

3 police officers were killed ...But by who and why ?
The US is becoming a war zone against cops.

Im honestly at the beach home in Rosarito more often than in long beach. I feel safer in mexico than in the us right now
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CNN on here and WTF happend in Baton Rouge ?

3 police officers were killed ...But by who and why ?
Police are being targeted, unfortunately and this was a result of it.

People are just a bit too selfish these days. All lives matter...not just one color.
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I think I've scared every one of my sisters boy friends away

They usually leave the room when I put my gun on the desk.
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I think I've scared every one of my sisters boy friends away

They usually leave the room when I put my gun on the desk.
Cool, ill bring my gun too and we'll be like "did we just become best friends?!"
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Cool, ill bring my gun too and we'll be like "did we just become best friends?!"
I like your thinking!
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CNN on here and WTF happend in Baton Rouge ?

3 police officers were killed ...But by who and why ?
What has our world come to when we post on a BMW off topic message board asking for the surface level details of a shooting incident instead of just directly reading the CNN news article
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