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      07-17-2016, 03:05 AM   #5479
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What's with the clovers on your ice cream. Is it Irish.....wait that means alcoholic. The new ice cream, gets you fat and drunk. Million dollar idea right there.
Actually, it's a burrata based ice cream with micro basil, caramel balsamic glaze and a strawberry confit at the bottom of the cone.
....stop it. No boojy ice cream for me.

I just want vanilla/orange ice cream. Preferably from rite aid.
Wife and I had this convo tonight actually. Sick of all the fancy pants ice cream. Sick of waiting in line for small batch. Sick of salt or clovers or other weird stuff on top. Sometimes I just want grocery store ice cream
A wise man once told me "you may have Ruth Chris waiting for you at home but sometimes you just want some Taco Bell"

Speaking of which, little Caesars stepping up their game. Stuffed crust deep dish pizza= pretty good! Thanks god I went heavy on legs today
You lucky slut

I'm tryna make some muscle gains, not fat gains

White rice, ground beef, and olive oil topped with hot and soy sauces
See- you're doing it right, but so am I.

You have to love cardio though. Otherwise- then yes, fat gains. But I swim 4-6 miles daily....so....its hard for me to keep any weight on
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I'm assuming none of us got laid tonight?
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      07-17-2016, 03:25 AM   #5482
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What's with the clovers on your ice cream. Is it Irish.....wait that means alcoholic. The new ice cream, gets you fat and drunk. Million dollar idea right there.
Actually, it's a burrata based ice cream with micro basil, caramel balsamic glaze and a strawberry confit at the bottom of the cone.
....stop it. No boojy ice cream for me.

I just want vanilla/orange ice cream. Preferably from rite aid.
Wife and I had this convo tonight actually. Sick of all the fancy pants ice cream. Sick of waiting in line for small batch. Sick of salt or clovers or other weird stuff on top. Sometimes I just want grocery store ice cream
A wise man once told me "you may have Ruth Chris waiting for you at home but sometimes you just want some Taco Bell"

Speaking of which, little Caesars stepping up their game. Stuffed crust deep dish pizza= pretty good! Thanks god I went heavy on legs today
You lucky slut

I'm tryna make some muscle gains, not fat gains

White rice, ground beef, and olive oil topped with hot and soy sauces
See- you're doing it right, but so am I.

You have to love cardio though. Otherwise- then yes, fat gains. But I swim 4-6 miles daily....so....its hard for me to keep any weight on
Yeah, I hear ya

See, I'm super tall and weigh 240#. One weight training session with the same amount of intensity as a 5'10" 175# guy burns far more calories in me than it does him. Yet for some reason, I require about the same amount of calories as a 5'10" 175# to put on size. So I technically am getting cardio in by burning way more calories than that guy. Oh, and whatever calories I go over will usually bloat me, but I won't put on fat...ill just poop it out. I stay away from pizza and cheesecake because I'll walk into the gym the next day looking like a moist sponge

Indian genetics. We weren't designed for weight training, bulking, etc.
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      07-17-2016, 03:27 AM   #5483
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No action for me tonight, weekend chick is away

Had a fatty hitting on me this morning, but my boy Mike. and others luckily talked me out of that mistake
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I'm assuming none of us got laid tonight?
No action for me tonight, weekend chick is away

Had a fatty hitting on me this morning, but my boy Mike. and others luckily talked me out of that mistake
Why aré you describing me in your work out partner I'm short compared to your giant ass (5'10)



I saw the photo...see I'm slightly torn on her. Every now and then a practice shot is needed. Just to keep the practice up ya know? And fatties usually do try harder so long as they aren't self conscious of their bodies.
So one every blue moon isn't too bad.

Fuck it- you're in SD. It's still early- hit her up and get it in.
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Whoa big spender.
damn...rough!!!! He prob saw your car
What do you mean? It's a debadged 228!
That's too cute.

My i8+your debadged 228= relationship goals.

Swipe right on the English bulldog with the blue bandana in 2 weeks
I don't have that so can't swipe.

Also, it sounds like every guy in here is just looking to smash and go. Not interested in being treated like that (nor will I be) but you're all giving me great insight to the unfortunate reality of being on the "dating" scene which is really just a bunch of guys pretending to want some substance and hoping a woman falls for it so he can get laid and never call her again. Lol.
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What's with the clovers on your ice cream. Is it Irish.....wait that means alcoholic. The new ice cream, gets you fat and drunk. Million dollar idea right there.
Actually, it's a burrata based ice cream with micro basil, caramel balsamic glaze and a strawberry confit at the bottom of the cone.
....stop it. No boojy ice cream for me.

I just want vanilla/orange ice cream. Preferably from rite aid.
My point wasn't that I had bougie ice cream, my point was dood got a ride in an M and made me pay for that and my dinner. I'm tired of meeting these basic b*tches. I told my brother in law. He flipped.

I'm simple. I'll take some legit chocolate chip cookie dough any day.
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My point wasn't that I had bougie ice cream, my point was dood got a ride in an M and made me pay for that and my dinner. I'm tired of meeting these basic b*tches. I told my brother in law. He flipped.

I'm simple. I'll take some legit chocolate chip cookie dough any day.
If this is happening often, maybe it's time to switch something up.
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My point wasn't that I had bougie ice cream, my point was dood got a ride in an M and made me pay for that and my dinner. I'm tired of meeting these basic b*tches. I told my brother in law. He flipped.

I'm simple. I'll take some legit chocolate chip cookie dough any day.
If this is happening often, maybe it's time to switch something up.
Actually this is the first guy in like five years to do that. I just wasn't expecting him to be that cheap. None of these guys are on my level. It's annoying. That's all.


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My point wasn't that I had bougie ice cream, my point was dood got a ride in an M and made me pay for that and my dinner. I'm tired of meeting these basic b*tches. I told my brother in law. He flipped.

I'm simple. I'll take some legit chocolate chip cookie dough any day.
If this is happening often, maybe it's time to switch something up.
F87LUV So, you drove. You paid for your own stuff. Are you sure this was a date and he didn't just mistake you for an uber driver.
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Was it a good ice cream?
All chicks love our cream...
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My point wasn't that I had bougie ice cream, my point was dood got a ride in an M and made me pay for that and my dinner. I'm tired of meeting these basic b*tches. I told my brother in law. He flipped.

I'm simple. I'll take some legit chocolate chip cookie dough any day.
If this is happening often, maybe it's time to switch something up.
F87LUV So, you drove. You paid for your own stuff. Are you sure this was a date and he didn't just mistake you for an uber driver.
Lol. I didn't pick him up. Just drove to a second spot after dinner. It was more for my convenience than anything. I'm not interested in being the alpha male.
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Actually this is the first guy in like five years to do that. I just wasn't expecting him to be that cheap. None of these guys are on my level. It's annoying. That's all.


It's lonely at the top.


It's lonely, but it ain't hard to find company. The hard part of finding company worth your time. Lol, ask for credit score before interacting. If it's bad avoid. If it's too good avoid. :
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Not once..But twice brothers with cream
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Actually this is the first guy in like five years to do that. I just wasn't expecting him to be that cheap. None of these guys are on my level. It's annoying. That's all.


It's lonely at the top.


It's lonely, but it ain't hard to find company. The hard part of finding company worth your time. Lol, ask for credit score before interacting. If it's bad avoid. If it's too good avoid. :


Yeah, I'm going to start making ridiculous demands.


I think so far, they've all been android users so maybe I'll set that as my first red flag and go from there.
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Yeah, I'm going to start making ridiculous demands.


I think so far, they've all been android users so maybe I'll set that as my first red flag and go from there.
Lol. Green bubble = bye bye.

Did this guy drive? Or was he a MTA 4 lyfe type?
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Yeah, I'm going to start making ridiculous demands.


I think so far, they've all been android users so maybe I'll set that as my first red flag and go from there.
Yessssss. We should start a thread of "dealbreakers". That would be funny. You know - wide eye spacing (hope you're listening smoosh ), bad eyebrows, yellow teeth, Android users, height to weight ratio.... That sort of thing.

Stealth edit: OMG - almost forget - Audi drivers and stancers.
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Yessssss. We should start a thread of "dealbreakers". That would be funny. You know - wide eye spacing (hope you're listening smoosh ), bad eyebrows, yellow teeth, Android users, height to weight ratio.... That sort of thing.
Add Michael Kors watch on there

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No action for me tonight, weekend chick is away

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Also, it sounds like every guy in here is just looking to smash and go. Not interested in being treated like that (nor will I be) but you're all giving me great insight to the unfortunate reality of being on the "dating" scene which is really just a bunch of guys pretending to want some substance and hoping a woman falls for it so he can get laid and never call her again. Lol.
whoa for the record I just went on a war torn path of emotion right through this very damn forum
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