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      12-31-2016, 01:24 PM   #529
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I've never bukkaked a lady before
Only dudes then?
not a mutually exclusive statement, pumpkin
That ain't what you said the other night, fucker...
you're right bro, sorry about the mess on your face...

rinse with soap, dry with warm towel...

there there shoebi, everything'll be ok...
Brings a whole new meaning to curry and cumin...
dripin-drippin-dripin that curry sauuuuuce

curry sauce tasted so good, shoei had to ask for seconds...

had ALL the bhais, Indian, paki, Sri Lankin, bangladesian over spraying down shoei

6 spray downs later, your boy shoei picked up on our lingo!!

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      12-31-2016, 01:25 PM   #530
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I've never bukkaked a lady before
Only dudes then?
not a mutually exclusive statement, pumpkin
That ain't what you said the other night, fucker...
you're right bro, sorry about the mess on your face...

rinse with soap, dry with warm towel...

there there shoebi, everything'll be ok...
Brings a whole new meaning to curry and cumin...
dripin-drippin-dripin that curry sauuuuuce

curry sauce tasted so good, shoei had to ask for seconds...

had ALL the bhais, Indian, paki, Sri Lankin, bangladesian over spraying down shoei

6 spray downs later, your boy shoei picked up on our lingo!!

Shoei: thank you come again
Smoosh...
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      12-31-2016, 01:26 PM   #531
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I've never bukkaked a lady before
Only dudes then?
not a mutually exclusive statement, pumpkin
That ain't what you said the other night, fucker...
you're right bro, sorry about the mess on your face...

rinse with soap, dry with warm towel...

there there shoebi, everything'll be ok...
Brings a whole new meaning to curry and cumin...
dripin-drippin-dripin that curry sauuuuuce

curry sauce tasted so good, shoei had to ask for seconds...

had ALL the bhais, Indian, paki, Sri Lankin, bangladesian over spraying down shoei

6 spray downs later, your boy shoei picked up on our lingo!!

Shoei: thank you come again
Smoosh...
I give up...
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      12-31-2016, 01:27 PM   #532
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      12-31-2016, 01:28 PM   #533
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I've never bukkaked a lady before
Only dudes then?
not a mutually exclusive statement, pumpkin
That ain't what you said the other night, fucker...
you're right bro, sorry about the mess on your face...

rinse with soap, dry with warm towel...

there there shoebi, everything'll be ok...
Brings a whole new meaning to curry and cumin...
dripin-drippin-dripin that curry sauuuuuce

curry sauce tasted so good, shoei had to ask for seconds...

had ALL the bhais, Indian, paki, Sri Lankin, bangladesian over spraying down shoei

6 spray downs later, your boy shoei picked up on our lingo!!

Shoei: thank you come again
Smoosh...
yes?
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      12-31-2016, 01:28 PM   #534
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I've never bukkaked a lady before
To count, does that mean it's more than 1 guy has to do it on one girl?
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      12-31-2016, 01:29 PM   #535
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I've never bukkaked a lady before
To count, does that mean it's more than 1 guy has to do it on one girl?
by definition, that is correct sir...
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      12-31-2016, 01:35 PM   #536
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      12-31-2016, 01:37 PM   #537
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Then no, I have not.
I wonder if spraying down a lovely lady TWICE before she has a chance to guzzle it off her face counts...??
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      12-31-2016, 01:47 PM   #538
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      12-31-2016, 01:49 PM   #539
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I wonder if spraying down a lovely lady TWICE before she has a chance to guzzle it off her face counts...??
Hmmm. Quality question.
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      12-31-2016, 02:17 PM   #540
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I like that

under what circumstances, if any, would you let a hoe shit on YOUR chest??

if no, even if she was SMOKING hot??
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      12-31-2016, 02:18 PM   #541
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Hmmm. Quality question.
shall we start a BP poll??
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      12-31-2016, 02:31 PM   #542
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      12-31-2016, 06:28 PM   #543
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This thread needs more Haiku.

Ordered my M2
Constantly tracking the boat
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Awesome! I just saw someone driving a brand new, no plates, blue M2.

Looks amazing!
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      01-01-2017, 04:09 PM   #546
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Epic thread.

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch..
Did you end up in Folsom?
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