[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Luke , check this out ?

excellent shirt my friend!

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Axius

I wonder what size pants she wears. They look like you could fit about 10 midgets in them.

I think it's less pants and more parachute.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I think it's less pants and more parachute.

Seriously, how can anyone want to live if they haven't been able to see their junk since they were born. I'd be miserable with any kind of flab let alone THAT.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yeah, I'm trying to make light of it, but I know it blows. We've all been there. Try to look at it this way, it was good for a while. People come in and out of our lives for a lot of reasons. She seems like she was good for you for a while, but not for the long run. Honestly, she seems super self-centered, like oblivious to your feelings. Whatever it is, you'll find someone it works with for the long run. Ok... this got serious, but you seem like a good dude. Someone will appreciate that for real.

#nohomo #gladverbcantseethis

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

sounds like she got cold feet, she seems a bit confused on what she wants.
if she wants a break, why does she care if you go on dates??? Seems like shes hiding something or there might be someone else...
keep yourself busy bro, let it be !!

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

@Mike.

Yes, it sucks, but focus on you, have fun, and think "hmmm maybe I avoided a real trainwreck down the road" even if she was pretty. Now ride things out hahaha until a winner comes along! then ride things out hourly! hang in there brother.... OT is the place!

Originally Posted by F87LUV

You'll be okay. You're super young. She's definitely immature and is playing games for an egoboost it seems. She doesn't wanna commit in case she meets someone "better" (in her head). That's what people do. Always looking for the bigger, better deal.

You'll find someone for real when you're ready.

Originally Posted by Aatish

Mike, what you did was hard, but ultimately the best thing. From what you said, that was turning into a Toxic relationship. Her wanting to distance herself from you, but still wanting to maintain communication, and not wanting you to see other people too me is a lack of trust. She seems to have got a few too many thing going on to think straight. If she wants a break, give it to her. If she cleans up her act and comes back, cool but be weary. If not, her loss.

It sucks, and it's going to suck for a bit...but you did the right thing. Don't beat yourself too much over the issue. Like you said, you're a catch. You're hot shit. You're in demand.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This. Find someone else to beat you. Pretty sure Aatish is not volunteering, but may be worth a PM to be sure!

Originally Posted by Aatish

Well, you have an f30 that (might be) going to run the drag strip with me once I'm back...you also have all this spare time to make it go faster.

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey look. I'm 26, so about your age. I stuck around with a money leeching cunt who had no problem solving skills and a temper over the smallest shit for 5+ years. We broke up. It sucked because you think about the good, but if you think about the bad, it was so imbalanced it's not even funny. From what I can tell with what you've already said about this chick, you're avoiding all of that as a whole.

Best thing to do? Things that make you happy. New hobbies. Get out and have fun. Bang some rando's if that's your thing. Sulking don't do shit. The best feeling in the world is knowing how good of a person you are, and that will radiate onto the right person, and until then, fuck it!

Originally Posted by smoosh

Sorry to hear it bro. Absolutely don't text her everyday and don't tell her about what girls you're seeing (and trust me, you'll be seeing many soon). Learn from my mistakes: when you said to her that you're done and breaking up, that's it. You're breaking up. Lay groundwork down that you are NOT getting back together with her, and do whatever it takes to stay away. Whenever I'm feeling down in the dumps or trying to get away from my mind, I take a short (or long) trip out to a National Park and go hiking. I get some adrenaline rushing (don't do something stupid though ) and that'll usually distract me. Just stay active, DO NOT sit alone in your apartment/house or just lay in bed all morning. You will lose your freaking mind.

That being said, time for Tinder!!

Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Mike you got a monkey chick. She won't let go of the branch before she grabs another. As soon as she has a good grip on a new branch, your branch will be released. Been there before. Snap your branch off and let her crash to the ground.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ladies, Gents, people of the round table:

I appreciate the overwhelming support and I can't thank you guys enough for taking the time to even care and type your responses. Its actually pretty cool, and even if it is a BMW forum, this actually helped--between you guys, and the news spreading like wild fire in my everyday life, everyone has been really keen and fast at getting my mind of this bullshit--and yes it is bullshit! break rules? telling her if I go on one date, youre the only person I open up to but because this is so real Im scared itll fuck us up?! cmon man! nah im good, break is what we need.

I dont mean to come across as a little bitch because because this has me down in the dumps, and I certainly didn't mean to take this thread over but my release is to write (didnt write a kindle best seller doing nothing HA!), and since Im not writing books anymore, I guess this was an outlet--who knows, I may write another one!

Truly, this was an uplifting experience, and I wish I can thank all of you individually--maybe I will when bimmette interviews me, or do some ODE to OT or some shit. Usually in a forum I would be getting trolled because I showed some emotion, but you guys flipped the script and helped out!

As of right now, I feel like shit but I planned this weekend to be maxed out with stuff so I wont be being idle. Idle thoughts are what kills the mind in situations like these.

Feelings are crazy, but they make books for me--good books at that haha

One day she'll realize, but i'll too busy being a fucking 15 psi boost bro that I wont hear her over the spooling of my turbos at the drag strip with Aatish


I guess on the bright side is I can blow up the 335 with boost, its under warranty for another 4 years



Just want to thank you all again, and cheers

have a happy weeeeeeeekend

[EALm4]

what happened? cliffnotes plz

[silvergray545]

Mike, FBGM.

That's all.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Mike, FBGM.

That's all.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by EALm4

what happened? cliffnotes plz

Mike pimp slapped the stupid hoe trying to control his life and said fuck it, Imma do me

Thee was also some talk bout sticking a turbo up her ass and seeing how fast she'll take off?

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Mike pimp slapped the stupid hoe trying to control his life and said fuck it, Imma do me

Thee was also some talk bout sticking a turbo up her ass and seeing how fast she'll take off?

preeeeciate the update

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by EALm4

what happened? cliffnotes plz

Its like two pages back I think...its just shot, but her loss. You cant cliff notes this shit

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Mike, FBGM.

That's all.

luv u

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Its like two pages back I think...its just shot, but her loss. You cant cliff notes this shit



luv u

Mike.

Brother the ocean is full of fish ...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Mike, FBGM.

That's all.

Find bulbasaur, get missingno?

[1MOREMOD]

What did I miss

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What did I miss

None of the gay shit youd be interested in.

[1MOREMOD]

Hey uncalled for this isn't text

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hey uncalled for this isn't text

We should post our group texts. Would give people heart attacks and hemerhoids.

[1MOREMOD]

Agreed and permanently banned along with prosecution

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

We should post our group texts. Would give people heart attacks and hemerhoids.

Do it.

[1MOREMOD]

Can't we are bunch of racist, gun toting aholes.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Do it.

We would be banned so fast it's not even funny

[EALm4]

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[bimmette]

Originally Posted by EALm4

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Was gonna say uhh it's a nice dress color but then noticed the wet spot on it.