[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

But what if you're an ass guy?

Fine, I will include on the sign and shirts, because I am an assman.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Fine, I will include on the sign and shirts, because I am an assman.

Yes!!

MOD AND AX 4 PREZ

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey look. I'm 26, so about your age. I stuck around with a money leeching cunt who had no problem solving skills and a temper over the smallest shit for 5+ years. We broke up. It sucked because you think about the good, but if you think about the bad, it was so imbalanced it's not even funny. From what I can tell with what you've already said about this chick, you're avoiding all of that as a whole.

Best thing to do? Things that make you happy. New hobbies. Get out and have fun. Bang some rando's if that's your thing. Sulking don't do shit. The best feeling in the world is knowing how good of a person you are, and that will radiate onto the right person, and until then, fuck it!

Wise words, take notes!!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

But what if you're an ass guy?

good point.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

good point.

I love your new title.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by anglo

I love your new title.

It's partially true

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

It's partially true

m'lady

how goes thou morning/afternoon?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by smoosh

m'lady

how goes thou morning/afternoon?

Hello good sir. Just counting down til I can leave work and

You?

[UncleWede]

The fuq. All night my phone buzzes and shows I'm mentioned in the Tinder dating app. "Who was that honey?" Nobody, go back to sleep dear.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Hello good sir. Just counting down til I can leave work and

You?

Any fun plans for the weekend?

Just finished up breakfast. Already thinking about lunch

Trying not to leave my office to use the restroom, because if Captain sees me, I might have to do work today

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Any fun plans for the weekend?

Just finished up breakfast. Already thinking about lunch

Trying not to leave my office to use the restroom, because if Captain sees me, I might have to do work today

Office is dead. Everyone already cut out for "summer Friday". No plans. Hopefully chilling. Haven't done that in a while. No more dates. Need to refill that bank.

[Axius]

Refill that bank? The man should be treating you. What the fuck happened to chivalry?



Blasphemy.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Office is dead. Everyone already cut out for "summer Friday". No plans. Hopefully chilling. Haven't done that in a while. No more dates. Need to refill that bank.

What kind of movies do you like? I'll pick some up when I'm on my way

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Axius

Refill that bank? The man should be treating you. What the fuck happened to chivalry?



Blasphemy.

I meant the man bank. Not money bank. They get deaded rather quickly.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by smoosh

What kind of movies do you like? I'll pick some up when I'm on my way

Lol. Superman vs batman please !!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I meant the man bank. Not money bank. They get deaded rather quickly.

Atta girl! *High Five*

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I meant the man bank. Not money bank. They get deaded rather quickly.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I'm sorry. I don't take men that wear sunglasses that only cover their eyeballs seriously. Try again later.

[Beartato]

So I met up with a girl on Tinder yesterday, she was kinda chubby in her pictures and I was fine with it, but in real life she was a lot bigger. We still had fun, I just feel misled. Second date on Sunday.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Beartato

So I met up with a girl on Tinder yesterday, she was kinda chubby in her pictures and I was fine with it, but in real life she was a lot bigger. We still had fun, I just feel misled. Second date on Sunday.

On Tinder, camera angles subtract 10 pounds. You have to be very wise with the swipes. Look for the hints.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Beartato

So I met up with a girl on Tinder yesterday, she was kinda chubby in her pictures and I was fine with it, but in real life she was a lot bigger. We still had fun, I just feel misled. Second date on Sunday.

You feel misled and you're going on a second date?

Is anyone confused or is it just me?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You feel misled and you're going on a second date?

Is anyone confused or is it just me?

I was thinking the same thing