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      05-06-2021, 06:44 PM   #5215
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      05-06-2021, 10:53 PM   #5216
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Good negotiating tactic. Stand firm and he'll prolly send them to you for free
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I confess that I'm a bit perturbed about something I just discovered about my CookieThins Thinsters cookies. Not sure how many of you are familiar with these line of cookies but they're delicious. I have bought their toasted coconut cookies many times but today after opening the bag I noticed they're not as thin as usual. WTF changed? Lol.
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      05-06-2021, 11:43 PM   #5218
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Good negotiating tactic. Stand firm and he'll prolly send them to you for free
Lol. If I didn't know any better, YOU want that treasure chest of photos.
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I sometimes mispronounce words in front of other people, to see if they will mirror my pronunciation. Hysterically, they do it more often than not. Smart people look at me like I'm an idiot. I still can't tell them what I'm doing, because they will then be insulted. Oh, but the others....it's those individuals that make me laugh. Even better, is when their newfound word gets used in a public setting, say...such as a meeting; then the new pronunciation spreads like wildfire. More times than not, the evil genius inside my head is grinning devilishly whilst writhing my hands.
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I sometimes mispronounce words in front of other people, to see if they will mirror my pronunciation. Hysterically, they do it more often than not. Smart people look at me like I'm an idiot. I still can't tell them what I'm doing, because they will then be insulted. Oh, but the others....it's those individuals that make me laugh. Even better, is when their newfound word gets used in a public setting, say...such as a meeting; then the new pronunciation spreads like wildfire. More times than not, the evil genius inside my head is grinning devilishly whilst writhing my hands.
I'm the asshole that points out when people do it.

"wait... did you just say 'brehfist'?"
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I'm the asshole that points out when people do it.

"wait... did you just say 'brehfist'?"
My recent favorite..."irregardlessly" Picked it up from Letterkenny. Used it in front of our maintenance manager, he dropped it in the production meeting this morning. I almost fell out of my chair. Trying to contain my laughter while watching half the room want to correct him, but being professional and say nothing; while the other half of the room cringed and then glared at me.

I have to entertain myself somehow.
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I have to entertain myself somehow.
There's always pocket pool.
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There's always pocket pool.
I have someone who already takes care of that for me. She does a better job than I do.
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I have someone who already takes care of that for me. She does a better job than I do.
Me too but sometimes she's busy and I want to play. And who doesn't like to do it to themselves? Nobody, that's who.
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Fap fap fap fap..... what?
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Someone here thought this was a good idea. FAP Paving Halifax. Go ahead, Google it.
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I keep a jewelry polishing cloth in my car to wipe off the finger prints on the various surfaces of the interior. I hate finger prints!
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      05-10-2021, 02:55 AM   #5229
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I wonder how fast time flies. Ima be 22 soon and do any of you older gents have tips or TRICKS?
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I confess that seing a pic of 70 year old actress Jane Seymour looking like a typical 40 year old left me wide eyed. Whatever she's doing is doing it right and that's looking after yourself from an early age.
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You are absolutely right, I saw her first at Battlestar Galactica, at that times women could wear everything bra-less w/o get abused, she was a real stunner
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Never waste an erection.
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      05-10-2021, 11:47 AM   #5234
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Never waste an erection.
I got strech marks down there now. I got scared and maybe because I I sit down when I pee and always push it down hard because I dont want it to hit the toilet seat while sitting down
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I got strech marks down there now. I got scared and maybe because I I sit down when I pee and always push it down hard because I dont want it to hit the toilet seat while sitting down
That moment when "confess here" turns into "overshare here".
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I got strech marks down there now. I got scared and maybe because I I sit down when I pee and always push it down hard because I dont want it to hit the toilet seat while sitting down
Tip # 1, never publicly admit to sitting down while you pee, unless you are female. Especially on a car forum. This is off the cuff advice. In today's social landscape, I have no idea what is acceptable anymore. Hell, I don't know; maybe this is something all guys in their 20's do now. After beard glitter, male rompers and whatever else this generation does to best the generation prior, you should probably just post selfies on social media of you sitting down to pee.
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