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      07-14-2016, 03:58 PM   #5193
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Basically, it was composed of natural polymer. When it became in contact with the some chemicals released inside the vaginal tissue during intercourse, it would slowly begin to deteriorate. It was a 2 stage. First stage was an outer, quick dissolved later that acted as lube. Second layer was a slower dissolving layer.

He original plan called for the total product to last for approximately 20 minutes or so. Once finished, the user would hop into shower and just rinse it off.

The problems I faced we're finding polymers that lasted long enough for the different types of va-jay-jay juice.
Very cool!

Wouldn't there be a concern with sex that lasts more than 20 minutes? And unpredictable variation of the time it took to deteriorate due to changing vagina properties?

Really interesting project though. I have not the slightest ability for scientific creation haha
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      07-14-2016, 04:01 PM   #5194
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So here we are about 118 pages in to this thread and how many actually Tinder hookups have actually happened?... like one or two? Strong work team.


Disclaimer: I'm happily married so this is a spectator sport for me (yikes that sounds creepy, oh well), I cannot be blamed for lack of performance.
Personally, I'm counting the number of dates I've been on; I'm not concerned with the number of hookups. Each date is an individual success. Fucking is a double success. Eating grapes out of a date's asshole while she sits doggy style, face planted in my bed, and squeezing the life out of my pillow is a triple success.
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      07-14-2016, 04:09 PM   #5195
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Well, my friend, even the worst of pizza isn't really that bad...sorta like sex.
Just made for myself "spaghetti bolognaise" with a piece of baguette and a glass , no two glasses of French red ..
Tartufo as dessert..
Of course like usual home made and just perfect , because I'm really good !
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      07-14-2016, 04:11 PM   #5196
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Personally, I'm counting the number of dates I've been on; I'm not concerned with the number of hookups. Each date is an individual success. Fucking is a double success. Eating grapes out of a date's asshole while she sits doggy style, face planted in my bed, and squeezing the life out of my pillow is a triple success.
that is the cat's meow....
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Just made for myself "spaghetti bolognaise" with a piece of baguette and a glass , no two glasses of French red ..
Tartufo as dessert..
Of course like usual home made and just perfect , because I'm really good !
Wife material.
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      07-14-2016, 04:15 PM   #5198
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So far I've banged an underage black chick, two brunettes, and a blasian.


Didn't find out about the black chick until we went to the shooting range and I watched her as she filled her DOB on the form. So far I haven't gotten a pregnant text or paperwork from a lawyer.
hmmm quite the lazy susan of ladies.... have you a favorite dish? did they all get a double ride i.e. the bike?

my guesseth be you don't really care about the age of the spirits but rather the consumption of the grog.
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      07-14-2016, 04:24 PM   #5199
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Wife material.
Wrong !
You sound like let us say.. without experience.
Did you knew that the best cooks of the world are "male" ?
Man cook skillzzz => attracks chicks .

Yesterday I made mussels with Belgian fries and cold white wine for me and a chick (nothing happend)
But today she called me (already) and wanted to come back ..
Do you see now the whole point and the advantage of male cook skillzzz.. ?
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      07-14-2016, 04:58 PM   #5200
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Update for my friends Aatish smoosh 1LRM3
As promised here an update from day 3&4 from the angles education..

You know ..they actually are below zero level and think I need more patience...
After 30 min. it sounds like in a chicken stable..
Ohhhh...what make-up (between them) ohhh you smell good... what parfum , bought new shoes ect..

So I need to remember them as well that I need to give them an evaluation within 3 months while they know nothing .
Positive = Stay
Negative= Leave

In the 10 min. break...
What do you think of my eye brows they were done yesterday evening.
I => I have a Indian friend and loves female eye brows .
They => Ohhhh....really ?
I => He posts pics from beautiful girls with perfect eye brows on Bimmerpost.
They=>
They=> Philippe what do you think of our eye brows ?
So they came really close to me to show ..
And I confess honestly ..I was more looking below to the perfect boobs ..
So they (point out) to the eye brows , and they said our eye brows are here !
But today I was wearing a T-shirt ...
They=> Wow Philippe your biceps are...May we touch it ?
I => Sure..
They => Wow that feels really hard Philippe !
I => My best muscle is even harder !
I => Time for education girls !

I and they =>
The end ..
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      07-14-2016, 05:35 PM   #5201
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Update for my friends Aatish smoosh 1LRM3
As promised here an update from day 3&4 from the angles education..

You know ..they actually are below zero level and think I need more patience...
After 30 min. it sounds like in a chicken stable..
Ohhhh...what make-up (between them) ohhh you smell good... what parfum , bought new shoes ect..

So I need to remember them as well that I need to give them an evaluation within 3 months while they know nothing .
Positive = Stay
Negative= Leave

In the 10 min. break...
What do you think of my eye brows they were done yesterday evening.
I => I have a Indian friend and loves female eye brows .
They => Ohhhh....really ?
I => He posts pics from beautiful girls with perfect eye brows on Bimmerpost.
They=>
They=> Philippe what do you think of our eye brows ?
So they came really close to me to show ..
And I confess honestly ..I was more looking below to the perfect boobs ..
So they (point out) to the eye brows , and they said our eye brows are here !
But today I was wearing a T-shirt ...
They=> Wow Philippe your biceps are...May we touch it ?
I => Sure..
They => Wow that feels really hard Philippe !
I => My best muscle is even harder !
I => Time for education girls !

I and they =>
The end ..

lol

We really need pics.
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      07-14-2016, 05:47 PM   #5202
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lol

We really need pics.
Dammit I forgot "you" my friend

I asked a few times for you guys and think they are shy ..
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Dammit I forgot "you" my friend

I asked a few times for you guys and think they are shy ..
get them posing on your M3 in something slim and tight
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get them posing on your M3 in something slim and tight
I dream of them posing naked on "my" powerdome !
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I dream of them posing naked on "my" powerdome !
They can sit on my "powerdome" any day.
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They can sit on my "powerdome" any day.
Are you sure you can handle it ?
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Update for my friends Aatish smoosh 1LRM3
As promised here an update from day 3&4 from the angles education..

You know ..they actually are below zero level and think I need more patience...
After 30 min. it sounds like in a chicken stable..
Ohhhh...what make-up (between them) ohhh you smell good... what parfum , bought new shoes ect..

So I need to remember them as well that I need to give them an evaluation within 3 months while they know nothing .
Positive = Stay
Negative= Leave

In the 10 min. break...
What do you think of my eye brows they were done yesterday evening.
I => I have a Indian friend and loves female eye brows .
They => Ohhhh....really ?
I => He posts pics from beautiful girls with perfect eye brows on Bimmerpost.
They=>
They=> Philippe what do you think of our eye brows ?
So they came really close to me to show ..
And I confess honestly ..I was more looking below to the perfect boobs ..
So they (point out) to the eye brows , and they said our eye brows are here !
But today I was wearing a T-shirt ...
They=> Wow Philippe your biceps are...May we touch it ?
I => Sure..
They => Wow that feels really hard Philippe !
I => My best muscle is even harder !
I => Time for education girls !

I and they =>
The end ..
My friend, if you aren't (assuming you are not yet) smashing these dirty hoes within one week time, I will be thoroughly disappointed!
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Very cool!

Wouldn't there be a concern with sex that lasts more than 20 minutes? And unpredictable variation of the time it took to deteriorate due to changing vagina properties?

Really interesting project though. I have not the slightest ability for scientific creation haha
The running joke was that none of the engineering student students would be able to last for more than 5 lol.

But yes. That is a serious problem. One that I couldn't (didn't) put time on.

I've always been an inventor. Thinking of stupid shit lol
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Personally, I'm counting the number of dates I've been on; I'm not concerned with the number of hookups. Each date is an individual success. Fucking is a double success. Eating grapes out of a date's asshole while she sits doggy style, face planted in my bed, and squeezing the life out of my pillow is a triple success.
So, 1.5?
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So, 1.5?
Dates?

Since the break up early March, I've been on about 12 dates in DC (March - May) and about 10 in San Diego (June - current).
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My friend, if you aren't (assuming you are not yet) smashing these dirty hoes within one week time, I will be thoroughly disappointed!
Roger that...

Most chicks are always complicated because here some facts of both..

Nr 1 = Married
Nr 2 = Just finished her 4 year relation with Adonis (she's in kinda chick depression )

Both means trouble...But we never know !
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man this shit gets expensive to take these females out. even coffee at Starbucks adds up in it's own perspective
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man this shit gets expensive to take these females out. even coffee at Starbucks adds up in it's own perspective
I'm way removed from the dating scene, but what happened to feminism and going dutch and all that hooey???
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