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      11-08-2017, 02:24 PM   #51041
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Did anyone else read the bold and think it sounded like Trump? I actually mentally switched into his voice part way through. Or am I the only one?

BTW - who are these Japanese dudes / do they have any prior experience or are they students?
You have leaders and you have followers..
Actually I am like Trump . No wait...actually more like Ambiorix !
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Haha, saw the picture of the brave wife who'd middlefingerd the pussygrabber prez during passing the cars, very well done!
What an asshole boss she had, affraid of loosing some orders from the government or other clients she was fired for this. Cool kind of democrathy...
But wait: Hadnt Melania accused some Croatian ppl for showing a advertising picture with her and the set "See how far few little english words you would bring"
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      11-08-2017, 05:10 PM   #51043
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I meant you can be a poor bastard like us and still own a Porsche.
Bitches dont know it's a $18k used 996.
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
- Donald J. Trump.

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Haha, saw the picture of the brave wife who'd middlefingerd the pussygrabber prez during passing the cars, very well done!
What an asshole boss she had, affraid of loosing some orders from the government or other clients she was fired for this. Cool kind of democrathy...
But wait: Hadnt Melania accused some Croatian ppl for showing a advertising picture with her and the set "See how far few little english words you would bring"
Oh she got fired?

Good!
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I meant you can be a poor bastard like us and still own a Porsche.
Bitches dont know it's a $18k used 996.
Yes my friend . Like I said I know . I'm not 100% sure , but I think C5 is an Asian with huge feet .
Of course I have nothing against Asians , because I work in a Japanese company where I have insane responsibility .
But I noticed over the years they are kinda special , let me tell you that I am followed for the moment by 2 Japanese dudes till the end of the year .
They want to learn from me . I said sure why not ,come with me and follow me
I think it's more insane that someone actually gives you any responsibilities, especially adult responsibilities...
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      11-09-2017, 06:29 AM   #51046
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I think it's more insane that someone actually gives you any responsibilities, especially adult responsibilities...
If he lived here, the women he works with would've already sued the company. Lol
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Did anyone else read the bold and think it sounded like Trump?
I imagine every post coming from the mouth of Trump but having the accent of Schwarzenegger.
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- Donald J. Trump.
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Today a heavy accident happened once again into Bavaria, a van loaded with gravel come to spinning within a motorway construction site, a second one try to avoid a direct collision and was breaking the middle track divider and finally a third van crashed into the whole mess.
Result: 2 dead, 1 heavy injured and hours of delay caused by closed roads.
Whats bringing me really onto the fence: Some true dickheads got outta their stucked cars and start filming the evacuation of the dead drivers with their cell phones - the fire brigade realizes this and hit them with really hard water shafts.
They should arm the rescue personal with tasers or paintball guns, I would surely bash those assholes back to stoneage!
Another bad example what unresponsible people could do with damn onmipresent cell phones...
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I enjoy those Phil vs Joekerr fights.

He trolled Phil hard with the Ceasar avatar. Hahaha
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I think it's more insane that someone actually gives you any responsibilities, especially adult responsibilities...
You sound like a follower too . I would make you my slave my friend !
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If he lived here, the women he works with would've already sued the company. Lol
You see that completely wrong my friend . Every morning they are waiting for a kiss from me .
Of course I kiss only the beautiful ... How would you be ?
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I enjoy those Phil vs Joekerr fights.

He trolled Phil hard with the Ceasar avatar. Hahaha
Yeah right . Our battlefield began in 54 BC , and he still remembers it today in 2017 because he lost his balls where my house is built in Belgium !
Finally he returned to Rome with the voice from a little girl ..

A fight with Joekerr you mean Ceasar ?
Give me a break my friend ..I don't fight with little girls !
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I imagine every post coming from the mouth of Trump but having the accent of Schwarzenegger.
You didn't replied my question from yesterday in # 768 ?
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Yes! I found the whore thread. Someone hand me a condom.
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I hate when it says arriving Nov 8 and it's Nov 9 and no hatchimal on my doorstep. The fuck is wrong with the world these days.
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Yes! I found the whore thread. Someone hand me a condom.
I hate condoms .
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I hate when it says arriving Nov 8 and it's Nov 9 and no hatchimal on my doorstep. The fuck is wrong with the world these days.
That's where the Surprise from Hatchimal Surprise comes from. "Surprise mutha fucka, it's delayed!"
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That's where the Surprise from Hatchimal Surprise comes from. "Surprise mutha fucka, it's delayed!"
My hatchimal better show up today. That's all I gots ta say.
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I hate condoms .
Been married over a decade...i almost forgot what they were called. lol
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Been married over a decade...i almost forgot what they were called. lol
Same pussy for a decade. It must be phenomenal
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Harvey, LA, United States 11/09/2017 9:24 A.M. Out For Delivery Today



YYYAAAASSSSSSSS . My baby going to be so happy!
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Same pussy for a decade. It must be phenomenal
Probably closer to 14 years. But yea. That sideways cooter (asian wife)
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